Best Chuck Norris joke.

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YouTube - mountain dew chuck norris commercial

for those that havn't seen this one already..hehe

[dave mcnasty]

A big shot movie producer approached Chuck Norris with a screenplay starring him versus King Kong, King Ghidorah, Dracula, Satan, Charles Bronson, and that Russian boxer from Rocky IV. The movie was never made because studios felt that the story was too far fetched, since no one could ever beat Chuck Norris.

[dave mcnasty]

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

If you want a list of Chuck Norris' enemies, just check the extinct species list.

Chuck Norris eats transformer toys in vehicle mode and shits them out transformed into a robot.

[lildonkey]

Originally Posted by V.!.M.

Jesus may be able to walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

Variation...


Jesus walks on water, and Chuck Norris walks on top of Jesus.

[hardstylin]

Chuck Norris does not have AIDS but he gives it to people anyway.

^ its bad but I LoL

[Grapes]

Hah yeah that's good

[Euro Dollar]

chuck norris once fucked a hooker in a truck, spilled some cum on the seat, we now refer to that truck as OPTIMUS PRIME!

[Euro Dollar]

LA had a street named after chuck norris, but after many roundhouse kick related injuries on that street, they were forced to rename it to NOONE CROSSES CHUCK NORRIS!