George Clooney fires lawyer over bad joke

[lildonkey]

Reuters

Actor George Clooney fires longtime lawyer and family friend Kevin Frederickson after what is possibly the worst case of inappropriate humor ever exhibited.

Apparently on a dare and after a few drinks, Kevin convinces Mr Clooney that someone is spreading malicious rumors about him in the media, and that they have scheduled a press conference to rectify this situation. Dumbfounded by this disheartening news, Clooney was at first skeptical. The persistant Frederickson however remained straight-faced and soon worked out a small statement that would rectify this apparently difficult situation.

Much to the amazement of shoppers during Saturdays Rush at West Sunnyside Mall, George Clooney took the microphone which had been set up by Frederickson and his friends and announced - "I am not a child rapist"

He was then instructed to let this phrase sit in the publics mind for a while so that they could observe in his body language that he was serious and truthful. He then continued "I have never been convicted of a sex offence, nor have I ever been caught performing felatio on a minor"...

[lildonkey]

For some reason all the videos posted on youtube about this are being pulled

YouTube - AP - Reuters video coverage of prank gone wrong for clooneys lawyer

^ not sure how long this link will be up

[-evil-duerr-]

the best part is the swans because they are trumpets

[FeelGood]

do you blame him?

[-evil-duerr-]

ttttaaakkkkeeeee meeeee oooonnnnnnnn

[Big R]

for some reason i pictured george clooney to be a lot like the character he played "danny ocean" in real life..smart witty and calm..

i guess not..

[Revolver]

hahaha....lildonkey.

thats gold. rickGol'D!

[dabbler]

nicely done

[rawb]

lildonkey is on a 12 month funny delay
i cant wait until he starts putting text on pictures of cats!

[lildonkey]

Originally Posted by rawb

lildonkey is on a 12 month funny delay
i cant wait until he starts putting text on pictures of cats!

Yeah if only i could come up with something really really funny... something i can do for more then a full year, without it losing one ounce of its originality and humor... maybe something to do with the way i write... something extreme like capitalizing all my words

[rawb]

Originally Posted by lildonkey

Yeah if only i could come up with something really really funny... something i can do for more then a full year, without it losing one ounce of its originality and humor... maybe something to do with the way i write... something extreme like capitalizing all my words

YEAH MAYBE TRY THAT WHEN YOU DISCOVER CHUCK NORRIS JOKES

[*SunShyne*]

Chuck Norris doesn't tea bag, he potato sacks.

[Revolver]

chuck norris jokes are just awful..

srsly makes me fucking cringe

[djmarkpaul]

Originally Posted by rawb

lildonkey is on a 12 month funny delay
i cant wait until he starts putting text on pictures of cats!