thieves

[Courtney]

so some shit went down with a roomate and when i was away she stole some of my shit..who does that.. and it was the randomest shit..clothes, dvd player etc. i dont understand thieves...do you?

[NinjaBoy]

[TrixX]

oh man, i know all too well about theives lol. bitches!

[mikey]

go stomp her head in....

[Kraig]

Curb the bitch?

[ebbomega]

When I was in Nanaimo some crackheads stole my tv, computer, laptop, gamecube, gba, dvds, buncha vhs tapes, stereo....

no fun.

[stephen_c]

if ur lookin for fun why goto nanaimo?

[Krusha]

maybe she's klepto?

that sucks though

[Mangle]

Speaking of which, don't park your bicycle downtown outside ever. In the last year, three Tom Lee Music employees have had their bikes stolen in broad daylight, two in front of the store and one over by the library. They all had expensive locks on them too, which were left behind afterwards. Just consider that fair warning.

[lildonkey]

Originally Posted by ebbomega

When I was in Nanaimo some crackheads stole my tv, computer, laptop, gamecube, gba, dvds, buncha vhs tapes, stereo....

no fun.

I was gonna ask how you knew they were crackheads, till i saw they also stole your VHS tapes haha

[gnosis]

Didn't you know?

It's Open Season on all thieves!

I declared it a few years back, and I've never found cause to close the Season.

Frosty
(will kill or severely maim all thieves caught)

[ebbomega]

Originally Posted by lildonkey

I was gonna ask how you knew they were crackheads, till i saw they also stole your VHS tapes haha

Simple: crackheads don't read.

They took all my DVDs, but left behind the one other thing on the shelf with them: a hardcover book.

Sucks to be them, that book had $600 in it. It's just sitting there when I get back, standing on its end, all the money untouched. It was right next to the dvds too. Might've been leaning on them.

Also if they scoured my bookshelf with all my other books they would have found an ounce of weed.

[Grapes]

Wasn't that Chris Rock's advice, to hide your money inside books?

[ebbomega]

Maybe. I just found it better than leaving it laying out in the open for anybody to see, and didn't have any small drawers to keep it in.

"There are plenty of brilliant men who have never had an original thought simply because their memories are too great."

[mikey]

me and middles mike found a crackhead in his car one night...

it was fun, cops rolled by and didn't even stop us... lolz

[Grapes]

"You want to hide your money ? Put it your books, 'cause n*ggers don't read ! Books are like kryptonite to a n*gger !"

Yeah, replace you know what with you know what.

[ebbomega]

NAGGERS!l

[Goat]

catch'em in the act and break two of their fingers with a hammer.
seriously.

[mikey]

^^

or cut two of them off with a cigar cutter.

thats on my list of things to do before i die..

[Goat]

personally, i'm not ready to take it to that level yet.
i'm not even joking about the hammer though. one lesson is usually enough.

[Grapes]

Originally Posted by ebbomega

NAGGERS!l

The category is... "People who annoy you"...

[veN]

Jerks!!!

Court you should kick her in the box!

[Grapes]

^ Missy, I like the cut of your jib!

[RochesterSS]

Did they also steal your virginity?

[ebbomega]

Originally Posted by RochesterSS

Did they also steal your virginity?

you came out of hiding for that?

boooooooo