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Personal Ads
DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:
40-ish...........................49 Adventurous................. Slept with everyone Athletic.........................No tits Average looking.............Ugly Beautiful.......................Patholog ical liar Contagious Smile..........Does a lot of pills Emotionally Secure.......On medication Feminist.......................Fat Free spirit.....................Junkie Friendship first..............Former slut Fun..............................Annoyin g New-Age......................Body hair in the wrong places Old-fashioned...............No BJs Open-minded................Desperate Outgoing......................Loud and Embarrassing Passionate...................Sloppy drunk Professional................. Bitch Voluptuous.................. Very Fat Large frame...................Hugely Fat Wants Soul mate...........Stalker WOMEN'S ENGLISH: 1. Yes = No 2. No = Yes 3. Maybe = No 4. We need = I want.. 5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry 6. We need to talk = You're in trouble 7. Sure, go ahead = You better not 8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later 9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron! 10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about? MEN'S ENGLISH: 1. I am hungry = I am hungry 2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy 3. I am tired = I am tired 4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage! 5. I love you = Let's have sex now 6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex? 7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you 8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you 9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you 10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you 11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay 
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haha Im loving it too....
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Friendship first
haha nice
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