Sarah bin

[Kandyapple]

I will slap you in your mouth!!!

[Deaner]

:soak:
Im sorry lauren are you talking to me???

[Kandyapple]

your such a dork. :tounge1:

[Deaner]

hey it's Dufus...and don't Bung it up and again.

.....Jerkass

[Kandyapple]

lol i got you post whoring dont I. so i just realized we missed getting our shit together for ben haper eh.

[Deaner]

Hey the only whore here is your mother...... Hi Sue!!!! :208:
We were supposed to get shit together to go see Ben Harper?
was I sober when we decided this?

[Kandyapple]

I was drunk things were said.
and hey leave my mother out of this unless you want me to go after that gutter slut ditch pig you call mom.
yah i said it
as for the ben harper thing maybe that was a dream but i still missed out. fucker oh well.
alrighty
IT'S OVER!!!

[Deaner]

It's not over till the Fat lady sings.....
Start singing lauren!!!!
Gutter slut ditch pig??? My mum has made us damn good meals and I'll be damned if I let you call her down..........
so how about I just end this with a big 5 across the eyes!!! :finger:

[Kandyapple]

LOL!!! you broke the chair fatty!
yah ok your mom is cool.
as for the 5 across the eye thing ok fair enough.
tomorrow though we gota go to the patent office and
OMG!! we should do the fork thing too :c-tard:
ok ok.

[Deaner]

YOU CAN'T CALL ME THAT!!!!!
AND THE CHAIRS BUCKELED UNDER YOUR SEAT! MY FAT ASS WAS ABOVE YOURS, FATSO!
is there even a patent office? if there is I'M SO THERE!!!!!
k 5 across the eyes is a plan, but don't sneak up on me with a 1,2, shut the hell up.........or a roundhouse kick....or a gragon kick for that matter.....unsecond thought...bring it bonch hat! or are you too "qurious"?? lol.....(CURIOUS!!!!!!)

[Kandyapple]

haha funny, anyway yah i wasnt calling you fatty. if i was gona diss yah you would know it. ok i think i'm done here k...k.
i'm a lazy mofo tonight. blah

[Kandyapple]

sarah i'm bored. look at me look at me look at me :c-tard:
did i even see the light of day today. did you??? good hacking it up with your sorry i didnt pick up the phone. its all shauns fault!
lol jk i'm sure he is gona read this.
ok yah. sooooo your turn. :trippin:

[Kandyapple]

ps the lord of the dance aint got shit on me alright.
i'll hack/dance circles around his prancy ass anyday. :moon:
hiya!!

[Deaner]

ALRIGHT I'LL LOOK AT YOU!!!!!! :c-tard:
Excuses! Excuses!
Lord of the Dance!!!!! hahahahaha!!!
and with a hop and a skip the hack was up! good times.....
anyways see ya around FUCKASS!
lol ttyl
peace out girl scout!

[Kandyapple]

fuck ass heh i could give you a name I just thought up. but i think ill save it for when we are face to face its kinda one of those ones where its more satisfying looking the person right in the eye when you crush them. :kimmie:
anyway enough of those shananagans (sp?)
good to hear armagedon is over for a little while. but i'm keeping the picture everytime she needs a little one two shut the hell up.
oww my skin :hehe:

[Deaner]

Hey plastic pants! why don't you say it here!

[Kandyapple]

hehehe meh its kinda lost its charm in my mind now.
i was just thinking fuck frank the tank
your skank the tank.
lol
"you cant say that your not fat!!!" :finger:
hehehehe
your gona boot fuck me arn't you.

[Deaner]

HEY! speaking of skanks! aren't I writing a message to one right now??? you fuck Lord of the Dance you're Lord of the Slut!
FATSO! :finger:
Poser!

[Kandyapple]

LOL!!!!! i'm only a skank for you baby. :379:

[Kandyapple]

hahahaha dingy land :353:

[Deaner]

lol...............

[Kandyapple]

awww sarah you make the best boy friend ever. wana take me to the movies again and hold my hand :kimmie:
Ill try not to break the seat again. but no promises

[Deaner]

you are one expensive date!....
I'll take you out on a date but only if you put out......Deal?

[Kandyapple]

ok deal but none of those back door shananagans ok. :moon:

[Deaner]

alright no popcorn!