Ok Mr. Tough Guy... I'll just pour the acid all over you... then there'll just be a pair of Spidey Man Underoos left and I'll steal them and then the power will be mine alllll mine MWAH HA HA HAAAAAAAAA!!
Whoever is wearing the Spider Man Underoos is also impervious to anything and everything because the Underoos project a super-cosmic forcfield around the wearer. So just try and beat me now cunt-face!