Crooked-pimp

~god~ · #1 (**permalink**) Jun 20, 04

im gettin tired of the hoe you sent me.
i paid for a new one and you said i'd get her in the mail..
wtf happened?!?

crookedking · #2 (**permalink**) Jun 20, 04

i've past out too many hoes in the past 24 hours. when i'm able to fed ex you another one, she'll be there asap.

~god~ · #3 (**permalink**) Jun 20, 04

I ORDERED IT LAST MONTH!!

crookedking · #4 (**permalink**) Jun 20, 04

hrm.

something must be wrong with the mailing system.

don't worry, i'm sending you a good one, straight from siberia.

~god~ · #5 (**permalink**) Jun 20, 04

any hoes from italy.. or nedalands back there?

crookedking · #6 (**permalink**) Jun 20, 04

i'll see what i can do.

nothing but franklins finest for god :)

~god~ · #7 (**permalink**) Jun 20, 04

im content.
what do i do with the old hoe?

crookedking · #8 (**permalink**) Jun 20, 04

you can trade her in for a newer model.

~god~ · #9 (**permalink**) Jun 20, 04

the newer ones don't come with a strap on do they?

cuz this one was plain annoying. :(

crookedking · #10 (**permalink**) Jun 20, 04

strap on's are an addtional feature that one can get for their franklin street ho.

~god~ · #11 (**permalink**) Jun 20, 04

and mine was enforced?

crookedking · #12 (**permalink**) Jun 20, 04

i don't think you were supposed to get the strap on? let me check my inventory lists.

yeah, you got one with a strap on, but you didn't pay for it. did you use the strap on much?

~god~ · #13 (**permalink**) Jun 20, 04

it was glued to her.
i tried to saw it off.. but its made of metal.

so eventually i started taking it up the ass. i thought i paid for it.. might as well use it. :(