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Apr 17, 05
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Worst thing? Hmmm... Getting it on at White Rock Beach only to realize after we're done that there were still people in the Fish & Chip Place behind us. OH! Here's a good one... I'm at my g/f at the time's place. We're up in her bedroom makin' it like Rabbits on the floor. We weren't loud but I guess the pounding on the floor travelled well. She goes Downstairs and sees her Mom on the Computer. Mom says "You two have fun?" and winks at her. OOOOOOOPS!
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accidentally putting knee on tube of KY and not realizing it till half way, yuck.
explaining graphically what we wanted to do to each other then hearing from the vent above the bed "we can hear everything your saying!!!!!" While getting head in the woods, some old guy walked by then stopped and hid behind a tree to get a peek. Me being the only one able to notice and not wanting to say anything to interrupt her .... creepy!
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i haven't anything too bad happen. almost got walked in on by his dad who got called to work at about 2am. the worst is when we're going at it and my foot starts to cramp and it really hurts. it's always at the best moments too.
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hmmm i have to say cramping while humping REALLY sucks.
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we just finished, she crawls off and kinda cuddles beside be with her left leg over me, i feel a "SPLUSH" on my leg. shes starts crying big mess to clean up.
grossest fucking thing thats ever happend to me.
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Hmm..
Nothing really bad has happened to me. I did get really embarassed when his roomates complained about the 'noise'. Oh..and maybe getting walked in on by 7 or 8 guys while having sex on the washing machine. That wasnt to bad though.
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Duuuuuuuuuude that sometimes happens when I give guys head. Any girl that has that reaction is usually cast off as a stuck up cunt, so don't be one yourself :P
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I think he should be patting himself on the back for a job well done, not being weirded out.
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I think in the future you should avoid sex around golf clubs.
As for me, it's only been the usual blooper stuff. Falling out of bed, getting stuck in wierd positions etc. My mom walked in on me once with a girl that I had brought home from the bar. I think she felt worse than we did! Laughs were had the next morning and from then on she always knocked.
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at least us men give you a heads up when we're like "whoa baby -- here I come!"
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Wait! That's not true!
I went camping with my girlfriend and her friend. My girlfriend and I stayed up pretty late drinking and her friend decided to crash early. When we finally decided to go to bed, we were pretty oblivious to our surroundings and proceeded to go on quite the romp in the tent, completely forgetting that her friend had gone to bed earlier. The friend didn't make a sound until we finished, at which point she got up without saying a word, walked to a payphone and called her mom to tell her about what had just happened. It took a looooong time until she was able to laugh about that.
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