Bad things that have happened to you during sex.... - Page 3

miss.myra · #51 (**permalink**) Apr 18, 05

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Originally Posted by C_squared

Myra, with all due respect: a guy spurting into a girls mouth is more common then a girl shooting into a dudes mouth.

Yeah fuck, why is that now? :p

BAL1STOPHER · #52 (**permalink**) Apr 18, 05

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Originally Posted by miss.myra

Yeah fuck, why is that now? :p

OH FUCKING SNAP !

Tayfoon · #53 (**permalink**) Apr 18, 05

Sex @ Stanley Park

Sex @ Law Courts

Sex @ CoalHarbour

Walked in on numerous times

back in the day my mom told me that I can bring home girls, but good girls, not sluts from the bar :)

C_squared · #54 (**permalink**) Apr 18, 05

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Originally Posted by miss.myra

Yeah fuck, why is that now? :p

Oh double snap!

Yeah I realised that sounded really bad. But all I meant that the odds or probability of a woman squirting (as in creating a trajectory of bodily fluid) is aprox 1:1000 -- just postulating here. It's all private research :D

Revolver · #55 (**permalink**) Apr 18, 05

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Originally Posted by C_squared

But all I meant that the odds or probability of a woman squirting (as in creating a trajectory of bodily fluid) is aprox 1:1000 -- just postulating here. It's all private research :D

1:000?......hahahahha carlos i think we need to chat! LOL

dapimpstress · #56 (**permalink**) Apr 18, 05

One time my friend busts in and throws an entire 5 gallon bucket of cold water on us. That was FUCKING awful. Coulda killd that bitch if she wasn't my best friend. Stupid hoe.

Manda-Panda · #57 (**permalink**) Apr 18, 05

One time me and my bf at the time were going at it really early in the morning, i figured everyone was asleep so i didnt bother trying to be quiet. afterwards i get up to go to the bathroom and my moms sitting at the kitchen table.. first thing she says to me "and you talk about me (makes moaning sounds)"
*shudder* that was awful.

Kraig · #58 (**permalink**) Apr 18, 05

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Originally Posted by revolver

1:000?......hahahahha carlos i think we need to chat! LOL

I agree.

It happens more often than you think... especially if you are doing things right for that specific woman.

I personally think it's fuckin hawt if it happens. Messy sex = good times.

yoko* · #59 (**permalink**) Apr 18, 05

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Originally Posted by Kraig

I agree.

It happens more often than you think... especially if you are doing things right for that specific woman.

sure they're not just peeing on you?
:)

C_squared · #60 (**permalink**) Apr 18, 05

^^ haha that's fucking gross.

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Originally Posted by revolver

1:000?......hahahahha carlos i think we need to chat! LOL

making here orgasm is one thing. making her squirt across the room is another.

~god~ · #61 (**permalink**) Apr 18, 05

few weeks ago me and my ex were going at it at my work (the library) basement. She starts liking it and pushes off an ENTIRE shelf. The loud ass noise [BUMP] attracted 2 of my coworkers, and my boss*.

Oh yeah and she was still hanging on me. :)

* I didn't get fired

Tayfoon · #62 (**permalink**) Apr 18, 05

Some women are squirters

yoko* · #63 (**permalink**) Apr 18, 05

^there MUST be a better word

decypher · #64 (**permalink**) Apr 18, 05

^^ spritzer ?

"That was a refreshing spritzer you just gave me, mmm"

diesskei · #65 (**permalink**) Apr 19, 05

Ejaculate work better for you Yoko? ;)

yoko* · #66 (**permalink**) Apr 19, 05

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Originally Posted by diesskei

Ejaculate work better for you Yoko? ;)

how bout LOVE JUICE? :145:

diesskei · #67 (**permalink**) Apr 19, 05

When I actually think of putting a name to the action of a girl spewing the female equivalent of male jizz sans the sperm... it just doesn't compute.

Love juice is alright, but I couldn't picture myself talking to a girl about how her "Love Juice" blasted me in the face. It has to be a term that is both sexy and pleasing to the ears... for the record, the term ejaculate is neither of those things either :)

Kraig · #68 (**permalink**) Apr 19, 05

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Originally Posted by yoko*

sure they're not just peeing on you?
:)

Positive. Anyone who can't tell the different is a fucking moron.

hardstylin · #69 (**permalink**) Apr 19, 05

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Originally Posted by diesskei

When I actually think of putting a name to the action of a girl spewing the female equivalent of male jizz sans the sperm... it just doesn't compute.

Love juice is alright, but I couldn't picture myself talking to a girl about how her "Love Juice" blasted me in the face. It has to be a term that is both sexy and pleasing to the ears... for the record, the term ejaculate is neither of those things either :)

how about "WHORE SPLASH"

Gusto · #70 (**permalink**) Apr 19, 05

condom broke once, scared the shit out of me.

Cdn_Brdr · #71 (**permalink**) Apr 19, 05

Well there was this one time, when she like woke up and stuff.... that turned sour right quick.....

I KID I KID!!

Willis · #72 (**permalink**) Apr 19, 05

All I gots to say is a chick snow balled me once and that was so sick

aCiDPt · #73 (**permalink**) Apr 19, 05

doin it in an elevator than findin an hidden security camera in there.

had a quickie during lunch at work that made me late for an very important presentation with my pants inside out.

having my ex say opps think i forgot 2 take my pill last couple of days just as i was finishin....

don't wanna remember anymore

dj_soo · #74 (**permalink**) Apr 21, 05

cutting my penis during foreplay and actually having to go to the hospital.

You can read about it here:

http://www.livejournal.com/users/mofo_x/191226.html

diesskei · #75 (**permalink**) Apr 21, 05

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what did u cut it on??!??!?!!?

-honestly, i have no idea - i think we were just playing a little rough and it managed to rip :o

Not using it enough! It must have become atrophied ;)