Bad things that have happened to you during sex....

[dj_soo]

you know it - 3 months of no sex is a very long time...

[ty_guy]

Originally Posted by mofo-x

cutting my penis during foreplay and actually having to go to the hospital.

You can read about it here:

http://www.livejournal.com/users/mofo_x/191226.html

OH MY GOD! nobody should EVER have to go through that, EVER. that's harsh

[yoko*]

Originally Posted by mofo-x

cutting my penis during foreplay and actually having to go to the hospital.

You can read about it here:

http://www.livejournal.com/users/mofo_x/191226.html

I didn't read your LJ but...

YOU WIN!

[Sue Bitch]

how about waking up on wensday to ur guy tell you that you make noices when you fart during your sleep.
never again will i drink growers coolers *shudders*

[yoko*]

Originally Posted by Sue Bitch

how about waking up on wensday to ur guy tell you that you make noices when you fart during your sleep.
never again will i drink growers coolers *shudders*

but what does that have to do with bad things that happened to you during sex?

don't most people make a noise while they fart, with the exception of the silent-but-deadlies?

[ppcock]

other than the AIDS and herpes.. nothing bad has really ever happened to me while having sex.

But smelly snatch tastes like shit snatch.

[t-skywalker]

i was with some guy and he couldnt keep it up and got all upset so he told me it was because i was to chubby for him and he only goes for skinny chicks..and i never persued him he persued me...i pretended it didnt bother me then i went into the bathroom and cried********creep!

[ppcock]

oh wait.. i got one

One time my ex was giving me head, she was laying down and i was kneeling over here.. I shot right into her eye.

She cried for hours and I felt miserable.

[NeVeRLooKBacK]

I woke up and she was still there....

[yoko*]

Originally Posted by NeVeRLooKBacK

I woke up and she was still there....

but this is the "bad things that have happend to YOU..." thread!











jk
;)

[~god~]

the condom ripped.

Again!

[justa~gurl]

Originally Posted by t-skywalker

i was with some guy and he couldnt keep it up and got all upset so he told me it was because i was to chubby for him and he only goes for skinny chicks..and i never persued him he persued me...i pretended it didnt bother me then i went into the bathroom and cried********creep!

ASSHOLE!!

oh my goodness..

i would be like, don't be hate on me to try to justify the fact that you can't keep your little dinky up, then i would have punched him in the gut, got dressed and gotten the hell outta there..

ugh..

thats horrible