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Old May 11, 05
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The Belts!
Ok everyone, I am trying to think of all the kinds of belts there are for sex. I don't think there is an official list but here is what I know, so i am gonna make my own.

White: sex with a caucasian
Brown: anal sex
Black: sex w/ someone black
Blue: sex in a hot tub/pool/lake/ocean (shower and bath are too easy)
Green: sex on the lawn/in a park
Red: sex during menstruation?
Yellow: sex w/ an asian? no offense intended...

I obviously need some help with this so help me the fuck out!
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Old May 11, 05
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lol I only need two of them and I've got the whole collection! SA-WEET!
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Old May 11, 05
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lol awesome. which 2? I only need my blackbelt! and... well i only have half of my yellow because the girl was only half asian :(
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Old May 11, 05
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Actually... does Filipino count for the Yellow? If so then all I need is the Black. lol
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Old May 11, 05
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The black belt is the hardest. Any african-american FNK girls out there that want to help a couple of guys achieve their dreams?
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Old May 11, 05
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The black belt is the hardest. Any african-american FNK girls out there that want to help a couple of guys achieve their dreams?
Like OMG! I'm sure all the women out there are just DYING to be a part of of your RACIAL trophy collection!!
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Old May 11, 05
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You can't tell me that women dont play the same stupid games. I am not saying you do personally, but come on... and it is not entirely based on race. Just three of them are. I apologize if i have offended you.
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Old May 12, 05
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White: sex with a caucasian
Brown: anal sex
Black: sex w/ someone black
Blue: sex in a hot tub/pool/lake/ocean (shower and bath are too easy)
Green: sex on the lawn/in a park
Red: sex during menstruation?
Yellow: sex w/ an asian? no offense intended...
lets not make this racial!!!

White: sex on the snow.
Brown: sex on dirt/mud
Black: sex outside @ night
Blue: sex in a hot tub/pool/lake/ocean (shower and bath are too easy)<-thats good!
Green: sex on the lawn/in a park <-thats good too! perphaps a field?!
Red: sex during menstruation<-that should.. stay the same :P
Yellow: sex during the day under the sun.

yeh. thats all I could come up with.
I'm tired.. soyeh.
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Old May 12, 05
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White: sex on the snow.
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that'd have to be a real quicky, brrrrr

could have the white belt as sex on the beach (linking the white sand in Hawaii to a beach, expanding not just to Hawaiian beaches but all beaches)
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Old May 12, 05
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Originally Posted by Bitchin
lets not make this racial!!!

White: sex on the snow.
Brown: sex on dirt/mud
Black: sex outside @ night
Blue: sex in a hot tub/pool/lake/ocean (shower and bath are too easy)<-thats good!
Green: sex on the lawn/in a park <-thats good too! perphaps a field?!
Red: sex during menstruation<-that should.. stay the same :P
Yellow: sex during the day under the sun.

yeh. thats all I could come up with.
I'm tired.. soyeh.
nicely done, :)
much better then the racial comments
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Old May 12, 05
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that'd have to be a real quicky, brrrrr

could have the white belt as sex on the beach (linking the white sand in Hawaii to a beach, expanding not just to Hawaiian beaches but all beaches)
Well if yoru sex suck.. then I'd assume you'd be cold.. but if you know how to get shit heated up... then you shouldbe fine ;) :sheepfuck:
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Old May 12, 05
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Yeah, I agree it shouldnt really be racial. Thats just hoe I've always heard it. White belt should be sex with ANYONE other than yourself. That way no one feels left out lol ;)
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Originally Posted by Bitchin
lets not make this racial!!!

White: sex on the snow.
Brown: sex on dirt/mud
Black: sex outside @ night
Blue: sex in a hot tub/pool/lake/ocean (shower and bath are too easy)<-thats good!
Green: sex on the lawn/in a park <-thats good too! perphaps a field?!
Red: sex during menstruation<-that should.. stay the same :P
Yellow: sex during the day under the sun.

yeh. thats all I could come up with.
I'm tired.. soyeh.
Either way you put ot, I'm about one away ftom having them all! :p
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Old May 12, 05
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Once you're done, start all over! Or make up your own haha.

And damn, I guess I just lost my white and brown belts :(
Brown should still be anal sex. thats not racial or anything unless you're an asshole.
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Old May 12, 05
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Originally Posted by Bitchin

White: sex on the snow.
Brown: sex on dirt/mud
Black: sex outside @ night
Blue: sex in a hot tub/pool/lake/ocean (shower and bath are too easy)<-thats good!
Green: sex on the lawn/in a park <-thats good too! perphaps a field?!
Red: sex during menstruation<-that should.. stay the same :P
Yellow: sex during the day under the sun.
Ohh , I like these ones better. I've got all but 2 of them :(
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Old May 12, 05
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[quote=Bitchin]lets not make this racial!!!

White: sex on the snow.
Brown: sex on dirt/mud
Black: sex outside @ night
Blue: sex in a hot tub/pool/lake/ocean (shower and bath are too easy)<-thats good!
Green: sex on the lawn/in a park <-thats good too! perphaps a field?!
Red: sex during menstruation<-that should.. stay the same :P
Yellow: sex during the day under the sun.
QUOTE]

Green: sex on the lawn/in a park <- Or a cemetery.

Got all me belts too.
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Old May 12, 05
 
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Originally Posted by peaceful_gnome
The black belt is the hardest. Any african-american FNK girls out there that want to help a couple of guys achieve their dreams?
for ladies, they say (i don't know this myself).. once you go black you never go back.
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Old May 13, 05
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i only need my blue belt on both the racist list and the non racist list.
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Old May 14, 05
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What's all this race nonsense? It's the human race, yo. I see we keep it racial or keep it to ourselves...
La-lala-lala-lala...la.
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Old May 14, 05
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Once you're done, start all over! Or make up your own haha.

And damn, I guess I just lost my white and brown belts :(
Brown should still be anal sex. thats not racial or anything unless you're an asshole.
no, it really shouldnt... doesn't go with the theme really...

but then again... nor does the 'red' one. but I couldnt think of anything to replace it with.. except fire.. but who the fuck has sex in fire?!?!
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Old May 14, 05
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What happened to notches on the headboard? Simple enough
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Old May 14, 05
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^what?
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Old May 14, 05
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^what?
Well you know knotches representing the number of people. No matter what, where, when, why and how.
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Old May 15, 05
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lets not make this racial!!!


Brown: sex on dirt/mud
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Dude!


Brown = Anal!!
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