where do you hide your porn?

[Euro Dollar]

Originally Posted by peaceful_gnome

you just wanna know where mine is so you can come steal it!

I don't think many of us enjoy kiddie porn... sorry dude, you're just paranoid from all the G that's absorbed into your dick from all your underaged victims that you drugged... :P

[peaceful_gnome]

who said anything about kiddie porn? I think you have some serious issues buddy.

[crookedking]

Originally Posted by Ashes

bored with the sex? ... how COULD u get bored, if u constantly trying new shit?

bored with your woman alltogether? now that's a diff story. and a weak one.

if you are saying no matter who a man is with he's going to get "bored" and want to bang a hooker, then no wonder there are so many lesbians popping up all over the place.

i understand what you mean about the trying new things...role playing, fingers in the ass, dick in the ass, swap with your friend and his girlfriend, but i just find that it all gets boring after awhile.

i'm thinking about trying that strangulation whilst you jerk it method...just need to get me a lemon wedge :)

[dapimpstress]

its just before 10 seconds that you pass out from being strangled, if the person strangling has any sort of strength...

[crookedking]

it wouldn't be as good if somebody was with me.

the lemon wedge wakes you up in Time, so you don't have to be all that worried that you're going to die.

[dapimpstress]

Originally Posted by crookedking

it wouldn't be as good if somebody was with me.

the lemon wedge wakes you up in Time, so you don't have to be all that worried that you're going to die.

it wouldn't be as good? so it would be worse? whats this lemon wedge business.

[crookedking]

Originally Posted by Ashes

it wouldn't be as good? so it would be worse? whats this lemon wedge business.

when you're on the point of orgasm you bite down into the lemon (or was it you bite down onto the lemon before you die?).

yeah, it wouldn't be as good unless they're jerking me off.

[dapimpstress]

Originally Posted by crookedking

when you're on the point of orgasm you bite down into the lemon (or was it you bite down onto the lemon before you die?).

yeah, it wouldn't be as good unless they're jerking me off.

ahh i see what ur saying now. hmm lemons huh... sounds interesting. haha. before you die? well the idea isn't to die, just to pass out.

but a homegirl of mine, almost killed her man with that whole strangulation thing once... he had to go to the hospital to be revived. what the fuck eh? haha.

[crookedking]

Originally Posted by Ashes

ahh i see what ur saying now. hmm lemons huh... sounds interesting. haha. before you die? well the idea isn't to die, just to pass out

the idea is neither to pass out OR die. when air has been cut off to your brain you have a better orgasm.

[dapimpstress]

Originally Posted by crookedking

the idea is neither to pass out OR die. when air has been cut off to your brain you have a better orgasm.

no doubt, but the idea is ESPECIALLY not to die. haha.

[crookedking]

hence the lemon wedge.

[dapimpstress]

Originally Posted by crookedking

hence the lemon wedge.

well there you go... strangling's not really my thign tho.. i mean iono.. it could be tight, but s'jus such a risk... esp after that thing with ma grrl... i jus couldn't get into it. *Shrugs*

[crookedking]

when you start to get bored with role playing, fingers in the ass, dicks in the ass, all that jazz...give it a try.

[neoh]

mine's in a hidden drive on "/home/neoh/.. "

[dapimpstress]

werd... but there's no signs of boredom visible currently. but who knows what could happen rite? lemons sound nice. i like limes better...

[diesskei]

When I was younger I had an elite spot for porn mags. If you have a dresser or something with some drawers, you pull out the very bottom drawer, and tuck 'em underneath it. It's elite for many reasons; completely concealed, and too low for anyone to notice. Plus, who the fuck would look there?

Nowadays, magazines are a thing of the past.

[mapleleaf4ever]

I don't hide it, I'm almost 23... It's in a Box with the rest of my Magazines.

[ty_guy]

Originally Posted by gusto

porn doesn't bitch like you do. :)

HAHAHAHAHAHA wish i could give karma for that one!

[ebbomega]

/filez/stuff/pr0n
~/pr0n
~ed2k/.ed2k/incoming

the second was a symlink to the first, the third was earlier stuff from when I was actually hiding it. I never moved it over because there never was enough hard drive space when it occurred to me.

These days I just have 2 movies on CD-R labelled by an md5 checksum of the files.

[ebbomega]

"If you're bored you're boring"
- Brian Stubbs

[Only_Glory]

i hear once you go ashes you never go back

[mikey]

the mags are on my coffe table, and the dvd's are with the rest of my dvd's. And on my pc it's in a file named mike's porn.

[Carrie]

this porn thread doesn't have enough porn in it.

lame.

[Technix]

Originally Posted by €uro Dollar

I don't think many of us enjoy kiddie porn... sorry dude, you're just paranoid from all the G that's absorbed into your dick from all your underaged victims that you drugged... :P

So thats why he goes to raves...