SO, there's this girl.

[ebbomega]

Originally Posted by tiedye

Hopefully this one won't gnaw on shoes like the last one though... I mean, one tooth does a lot more damage than rotting nerve endings.

That just reminded me of a Ren & Stimpy episode...

[Cdn_Brdr]

I'm pretty late to the party and far too lazy to read the entire thread.... has anyone asked Marty if his nuts are firmly tucked away in his purse next to his tampons yet?

Grow a pair and go talk to her man. I mean it's not like we're in high school anymore... you're not gonna get a friend to go talk to her right? I'd assume that we're also past this:

[tiedye]

Shawn in for the mothafuckin win!!

Although I like the ballot idea.

[ppcock]

why does no have the X?

[wishbone]

it's a demonstration ballot only!

[tiedye]

There is no X. There is only success.

[ebbomega]

Originally Posted by ppcock

why does no have the X?

I think Shawn's just not into you that way, dude.

[Gusto]

yeah... he likes you, but he doesn't like like you.

[ppcock]

ok everyone shut up

the communication process has started!

[wishbone]

what, she reads fnk now? oh lordy

[ebbomega]

Originally Posted by ppcock

the communication process has started!

Which did you give her?

[ppcock]

i dont think it's working anymore.

will you be my gf dave?

[ebbomega]

K but I'm not wearing the rape wig.

[ppcock]

no deal.

[Cdn_Brdr]

Originally Posted by ppcock

i dont think it's working anymore.

will you be my gf dave?

Hahaha... sorry bout the bad karma Marty! Stupid touchpad on my laptop is too sensitive!

[Gusto]

i took care of it. marty, you owe me a karma.

[ppcock]

sleep with one eye open tonight Shawn.

you too ryan, cuddles!

[tiedye]

Walk away slowly. . .

[Cdn_Brdr]

Originally Posted by tiedye

Walk away slowly. . .

...with one hand over your junk and one hand over your brown starfish. Marty can strike anywhere and at any time.

[wishbone]

Originally Posted by Cdn_Brdr

...with one hand over your junk and one hand over your brown starfish. Marty can strike anywhere and at any time.

no one's hand-to-orifice ratio is high enough to adequately defend against marty.

[Cdn_Brdr]

I suppose your right... I mean in Marty's eyes any orifice is worth a jab or two.

[ppcock]

Q: Why did the blonde have a bruise on her bellybutton?




























A: Cause the guy was stupid too.

[Cdn_Brdr]

ba dum bum chhhhhh

[tiedye]

wa wa waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[galaxie]

Originally Posted by SEAN!

yo homeboy, that only works with black chicks and trailer trash whitegirls who think their 'hood' (aka every girl from maillardville.)

yo, bitch! my great auntie is not trailer trash!