Funk Pills

[rustybob]

http://www.funkpills.com/index.php

Anybody ever heard of these? They're advertising on Clubzone now, and they'll give you a free sample of either the Silver Bullet (these are the ones I got) or Flying Angel (effects very similar to ecstacy). I got my two free samples of the Silver Bullet today. They're supposedly 100% legal in Canada, all natural, and depending on which item you choose, the effects are very similar to all your favourite drugs.

The silver bullet package calls itself "the new breed of speed". That kind of scares me a little bit, but it should be interesting to try. If they work well, I very well could give up on ecstacy forever. I don't pop and go to raves to get high, I do it because they tend to be cut with stuff that gives you a lot of energy. Should the silver bullets give me a sufficient amount of energy, by-by ecstacy.

Nobody I know of has tried the silver bullets. Some employees of Clubzone have tried the Flying Angels, and the general response seemed to be "holy shit, these things are legal?", and the effects were confirmed to be the same as ecstacy.

[Play-it-hard]

haha that looks really cool

[Pussy*Kat]

Free Samples? Wtf?

[Webber]

hmmmm. very nice...let us know how it was

[Ms.Tarantula]

new breed of speed? and you're voluntarily going to take it?

no offence but... fucking SICK.

I spent 5 years seriously junked out on speed and this whole thing just scares me.

''lets make it legal so the kids can get fucked up.''

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEAL good idea.

[rustybob]

Here's the link to get your free sample: http://www.funkpills.com/promotions/...on.aspx?id=sa1

Here's the big main post on these pills from the CEO of Clubzone (I've removed the disclaimers and such, since this isn't Clubzone covering it's ass):

Well last week they sent us out a rather large care package of all sorts of their sample packs. It cleared US customs ok (even after they ripped apart the boxes)... and made it's way to clubZone head office.

Our subjects were quite apprehensive about trying these things.. but after researching a lot online (Google, forums, etc.), and having found no horror stories the two subjects proceeded to testing of the FunkPills product: Flying Angel.

From the funkpills packaging:
"Internationally formulated by cutting edge pharmacologists, Flying Angel unleases a strong, fast acting e-sensory buzz. Each flying angel tablet is a 100% pure e-sensory experience designed to target your body receptors quickly. The specially formulated e-sensory booster will devlier up to 6 hours of euphoric mind and body please. Come find the sin within!"

Dosage: Take 1 flying angel tablet at a time for a strong e-sensory buzz. Wait at least 3 hours before taking the next tablet. Do not take if sleep is desired in the next 6-8 hours!

Lets call our subjects Guinnea Pig 1 and Guinnea Pig 2, or GP1 and GP2 for short.

The interesting thing is the ingredients.... Vitamin C, B Complex, Amino Acid blend... calcium.... but here is the kicker: Cayenne pepper piperazine blend. Also containts Phenylalanine.

The Phenylalanine is something related to ephedrine (upper)... or much like drinking 5-10 cups of coffee.

The cayenne peper piperazine blend: look that one up. I'm not entirely sure how this is legal in Canada & The US as the samples we, sorry, our subjects tried were VERY powerful. GP1 has had extensive experience taking diet pills, nutritional supplements, ephedrine, ripped fuel (for working out etc.) before... but was quoted saying "this really knocks you on your ass. Made me feel very dizzy, and held through on it's promise of a very powerful eSensory experience." GP1 could not be reached for further comments at his mansion that Saturday morning, and efforts to communicate with him over his gated walls appeared to be drowned out by heavy Trance music in the background which sounded a lot like world famous DJ Tiesto.

GP2 got back to her roots of dancing in a tribal fashion to the amazing drum and bass show (Dieselboy) put on by Tigerstone (Arpy, Carlo, and friends). When asked how she felt, GP2 responded: "is this legal? Are you sure? it sure doesn't feel legal... wow. If this ie legal... we should get the rights for North America haha. Oh man. Go away. Let me dance." GP2 was spotted running home alone later that evening to spend quality time thinking about life and being with her cats.

So this is a SERIOUS WARNING to anyone who may have seen the ads on clubZone about getting the free trial packs etc. (http://www.funkpills.com/promotions/...on.aspx?id=sa1)

THIS SHTI IS SERIOUS. HEAVY. You will not sleep for at least 6-8 hours after taking. Apparently it is all herbal, natural etc. but somehow doesn't feel all that natural. I think next time we should get some members to be guinne a pigs for this kind of stuff hahah (i'm getting too old). We'll be researching more into how this product is legal in North America... and if it is truly all herbal etc. then it would appear it is a great, controlled, regulated, safer party drug.

[rustybob]

Originally Posted by Ms.Tarantula

new breed of speed? and you're voluntarily going to take it?

no offence but... fucking SICK.

as a recovered speed junky.. literally.. I was a junkie.. this scares me.

lets make it legal so the kids can get fucked up.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEAL good idea.

Believe me when I say, speed scares the shit out of me. I hate doing ecstacy because I know so much of it is cut with speed. This is supposed to be an all-natural energy booster. It may kill me, it may not. We'll find out this weekend.

[rustybob]

Some pics of the merchandise:





You can kind of see it, but the pills are definitely silver, and that is a bullet on top of the pill. The pills are huge (I'd say probably three times the normal size of an ecstacy cap).

[Cool-Water]

wow that shit sounds fucked up. legal e. is it the new pot. everybody guna be floating happy high on e. thatd be interesting

[decypher]

These natural high things are lame.

[MC Hammered]

If they can make a legal version of Esctacy the Dutch would have been all over it a long time ago.

[-evil-duerr-]

ephedrine and all that crap is for 15 year olds who cant get ahold of better drugs.

If I wanted to feel like I drank way too much coffee, I'd drink a pot of coffee.

[Mangle]

Originally Posted by Ms.Tarantula

new breed of speed? and you're voluntarily going to take it?
no offence but... fucking SICK.
I spent 5 years seriously junked out on speed and this whole thing just scares me.
''lets make it legal so the kids can get fucked up.''
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEAL good idea.

I've tried similar things before. All they do is increase your heart rate and make it really hard to sleep. It's not speed. It's a legal speed-like substance. Real speed is a lot more fun, but they both feel pretty gross.

[Vitamin-X]

Originally Posted by rustybob

Believe me when I say, speed scares the shit out of me. I hate doing ecstacy because I know so much of it is cut with speed. This is supposed to be an all-natural energy booster. It may kill me, it may not. We'll find out this weekend.

Well, if you survive, let me know how it turned out.

[MC Hammered]

The scary part is what happens to you when you pop a couple of these and add a can of Red Bull??

I don't think your heart will like it very much.

[MissMarz]

ewwwwwwwww just try not to have any anxiety attacks when you're trippin high off this stuff. not a cool feeling under any circumstance.

[mekim]

LOL.

main thing getting you fucked up in these: piperazine.
you guys know what piperazine is? it's GREAT for deworming dogs.

[rustybob]

Originally Posted by MC Hammered

The scary part is what happens to you when you pop a couple of these and add a can of Red Bull??

I don't think your heart will like it very much.

I've used some ephedrine pills before, which also speed up your heart rate, and even just a can of Coke got my heart going like CRAZY. Not a good feeling; needless to say, that never happened again. I have the feeling that Jager Bombs are out of the question on these things for sure.

ewwwwwwwww just try not to have any anxiety attacks when you're trippin high off this stuff. not a cool feeling under any circumstance.

I don't think these ones get you high. I think that's what the Flying Angels are for. Either way, I've only once had some anxiety when fucked up on drugs. For those who saw me at Twisted 2006, they'd know what I mean. I was completely fucked, and all I did was look over my shoulder the whole night.

But anyways, someone else is going to try these with me this weekend as well. If you don't hear back from me on Sunday, well, don't try these pills.

[sNyx]

I got two orders of Silver Bullets in the mail today, post my review this weekend.

[Vitamin-X]

Originally Posted by mekim

LOL.

main thing getting you fucked up in these: piperazine.
you guys know what piperazine is? it's GREAT for deworming dogs.

So they're double good then.
They give you a buzz and deworm you!!

[rustybob]

I didn't do them this weekend. I will definitely try them out at Freaknight though. I don't think I can do E that night and still be good for the club crawl.

[KenJi]

Originally Posted by Mangle

Real speed is a lot more fun, but they both feel pretty gross.

Your joking rite? and good luck getting real speed these days.

Why make and sell speed when you can sell meth and make a killing with people.

Well see how well the stuff is after a month when many people have tried it. Than well know if it will be a problem which rite now might not seem like it but hey speed wasn't suppose to be bad either as a diet drug. Look where that went eh?

[omega_image]

so reviews?

[Cosmonaut]

lol :))

[revert]

i want a pill to simply make me grind my teeth.

that's the best part of the illicit's.