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The Chronical Chill out, spark a jay, and enter the chronical. |
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You're not even attempting to be funny anymore. You used to put a LITTLE bit of effort into it and made me laugh quite a few times... but now you seem to think just typing in caps makes what you say funny.
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Two words and a contraction. Don't Do It!
Unless you want to turn your bed into a monsoon. Yes it feels great. but becasue it feels great you do it that much harder, untill your flailing in bed like two piniatas. Because you cant orgasm, you keep at it indefinatly. At which point you have a heart attack and die. Then some poor fool has to clean up your remains that lie in a pool of dirty raver sweat. If you do survive the encounter you will not want to have sex for a week becasue you realize that you nearly killed yourself in the act. How foolish. Now go jump in the shower because you are percipitating to the point that its raining in the room that you occupy. |
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I ment precipitating, becasue there will be a fucking rain cloud in the room from all the perspirating that you will be doing.
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JOKES ON Yooou
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All the perspiring is good for your skin! But you are right... you are just drenched with sweat when you orgasm and just pass out in your soaked sheets. Well that's what happens to me anyway. |
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All those litle legends didn't hold true...yeah, it was great.....orgasm came on time (after one for her). I had no trouble getting it up. I had no trouble coming. I even hit it twice that night.....but I'd also eaten mush too.
On orgasm, best hallucinations ever. I loved sex just as much the next day, week, month, etc. The only difference was that I almost busted a load cuddling afterward, hence the twice that night. And snuggling up never felt better. Biggest thing was that I did 100% pure. Speed in the e could explain those other negative effects. The only ngative effetcs I had were that I had trouble keeping my eyes open during, and that about an hour after session 2, all my muscles cramped massive. Shoulda drank some gatorade, not coca-cola. |
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anyways, terrace is way cooler than rupert. fuck rupert!!!!!!!!! |
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hahah terrass is hardly better than rupert terrass sucks mang.. the mall sucks everything sucks the only thing good bout it is that they have a walmart and thats it ...but yah this thread isnt bout terrace and rupert its bout doin it on e.......
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rupert peopel think theyre so friggin cool cuz they get even more rain than vancouver. well you guys are wrong! Theres more to life than rain. and thats all ruperts got. rain. and muddy socks. and dirty ecstacy, and tarps for all the rain. and small paddle boat for the real harsh rain storms. coke whores. and rain coats. gum boots. and xanax |
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i 2nd this.
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it's a big myth.
girls don't really get horny on E. same with boys. they just get confused about boundaries. at last year's apex, i had one guy yelling at me, "Is this the parking lot?" repeatedly in a field fulla cars on the Rez outside of Chilliwack. people were told it's a 48 hour event, but less than 20% of people had flashlights. the really lazy people were parking close to the entrance, which was a traffic hazard. and i would estimate 1/4 were tripping on E from 4pm until we left. tho' the field was less of a hazard than the one at the Rez across from Kelowna at the INXS concert. though, there were more problems with really drunk 30something ladies. even so, sex on E is a myth. What you think is E is actually at least 50% meth. as for sex on meth, some lady on Clubzone claimed to have did E, which she admitted she didn't test for purity and coulda been adulterated, and had sex with her BF 49 times. this same girl was scarey to watch on chat there, dancing in her seat to trance. :o *Please note that I dance sober on youtube. |
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