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Oh, and feeling so stoned you don't want to get up and pick up the remote or whatever? Use the force.
Follow simple instructions: 1. Look directly into the eye of friend close to remote. 2. Wave hand slightly towards the remote 3. Say "You want to hand me that remote". Add an inflection so it sounds like a question. 4. Observe and the remote magically levitates into your hand. The Jedi Mind Trick is also very useful if you feel like you no longer wish to partake in a joint/bong/pipe/whatever. Just wave your hand slightly and say "I'm good" and observe with care how it passes you by. NOTE: Remember, the Jedi Mind Trick is not 100% and only works on the weak-willed. You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you can't pick your friend's nose. Or something like that. |
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if by travel you mean a drug binge then thats a great list! uggh |
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If you're celebrating 4:20 with friends... be sure to have some pizza pre-ordered, or some carrots and dip to snack on.
Also, tons and tons of fruity liquids (OJ, Apple juice...) And, of course, a good selection of movies/TV shows to dig through... Half Baked, South Park, any Pauley Shore movie etc... ~~ Sadly, I will not be in celebration this year, as my mother will be visiting and staying with me. First year missing 4:20 in almost 10 years... ouch. ~~ Have a good one all! |
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Concealing Your High 101
Sooo... let's say you're stoned and you're about to meet up with someone who's not supposed to know you're stoned! How do you cover up? EYES - Visine all the way. Helps remove the redness and a little of the chinky eye. But thing to do is to not smoke too large a doob because visine only does so much. HANDS - Don't forget to wash your paws. Most of the time the stank of the roach or doob stays on your finger tips and the smell carries a long way and for a long time. MOUTH - It's generally your breath that smells the most like pot. When you breath, talk, etc. Brush yo teeth and tongue if you can before you gotta face the heat. AXE - It's cheap and aerosole. So you can LIGHTLY spray an area infront of you and walk through it to throw the smell off. If you recently hot boxed, this won't help. In fact it will work against you in the short and long run. The Stash - It's good to keep your weed in a zip lock. But try to keep everything else (all your tools and shit) in an air tight bag as well. Your scissors, grinders, packs of zig zags... they'll all smell slightly so keep your shit together and in plastic or in a container whenever you can. Rubber maid works beautifully. |
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And if you want to get technical, all of my pointers work for both blunts and spliffs so I'm in the right. |
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Why would anyone need to do that?
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And you're... how old? |
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flashbacks to back in the day... i remember like grade 9 how stoned you got..well i did at least...non stop laugh attacks....ohhh shit that was the life...no matter how much i smoke...ill never get that stoned evr again... |
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[quote=tiedye;1860872]Why would anyone need to do that?
[quote] I dunno. if you go to a movie, or a dinner where you expect to be bored stiff. or if you blaze and then remember you gotta be somewhere, you gotta cover up. it happens. |
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I went into my work today for lunch and my boss was bugging me about how baked I looked. I guess I'm just not used to the of idea of being stoned a bad thing. Mind you, I toke with tact these days... not an all day, every day thing like it used to be.
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in second year, me & three buddies had a backpack with a blowtorch, 4 knives that we knicked from the caf & a couple hooter bottles. we used to hit up some of the parking garages on campus and get so lit up we could barely find our way back to residence. |
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That's exactly what I mean. I do smoke quite a bit. but i don't when i come to work. however, i'll drive home and find out my parents want to go out to dinner. So I'll shower, throw in the visine, brush my teeth and no one knows the better as long as I'm not a retard in regards to conversation. Which is the second trick which i haven't mastered.
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It's also resourceful, economical, and much more efficient than smoking a bowl. I used to have a blade kit around at all times. |
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Tip if you've never done blades before:
DON'T USE: Speed you may think the easiest way to keep the small piece of bud from falling off the knife is to get your blade done as quickly as possible. At best this will make the weed fly off. At worst you'll hit nearby bystanders in the eye with a red-hot knife. INSTEAD USE: Gravity Heat up your blades. Then with one blade, press it down slightly on your weed ball and then quickly flip the blade over. your weed ball should stick to the knife and now should be sitting nicely on the bottom blade. DON'T USE: Pressure When applying the blades together to produce the smoke, don't just push them together in hopes that this will give you the most efficient burn. INSTEAD USE: Heat Remember that what is burning these buds is not the blade itself but the heat coming off the blade. Just lever your other blade gently over the flat one, and let the heat do all the work. Another tip is that if you're new to it and are paranoid about burning yourself, use a straw to inhale it through. Some people swear by a sawed-in-half pop bottle but I find those bulky and clumsy, not to mention they can start hurting your gums after three or four hoots. |
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I like to smoke weed when it feels right. But mainly, I prefer to smoke a dub, n if needed, another dub, and another. I mean 420 is in 6 days! pipes without filters n you get shit flying down your throat. Bongs; the smoke goes stale.. Apple is ok haha. But really joints are the smoothest, slow burning, nice tasting way to smoke pot in my opinion. But experimenting with other options is fun too!!
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3 Days till CANNABIS DAY!
Concealing 102 When you are smoking a doob at a club or a rave don't hide at the edges of the room. Instead, try to hide in the crowd or where it's busy to hide yourself amongst the people. It's way easier to spot a doob being passed around if you're away from the crowd. When you smoke try your best to cover the doob. Use your hand to create a pocket and cover the joint or smoke bowing/bending down. Always remember to blow the smoke down to your feet and never take too large a toke. You don't wanna draw heat by coughing or billowing weed smoke clouds. [Shameless Promo: Baby Anne @ Cyber on 4/20 - More info in Event Forum] If heat comes by snuff out the doob and throw it in yoru pocket. Don't throw that shit away. You might not get caught, and if you do only 1 person will take the heat. If you drop it everyone takes the blame when they find it on the floor. But you might not get caught. Never keep roaches in your pocket for too long. They smell and will draw attention. Last edited by Mr Ektion; Apr 16, 07 at 11:27 PM. |
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i gotta agree with that... i dont blaze all that much, except special occasions, which usually is hot knifing or something else that gets me retarded. either way, if you're gonna hot knife, an ice hooter is imo absolutely necessary if you dont wanna feel like you just smoked whole a pack of smokes in one puff
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