I fit my fist in this girl's ass once and she came all over my arm, and then it got stuck and we had to go to the hospital. Of course the doctor asks, "what happened?", and I didn't want them to know that I was taking away this girl's virginity, so I told them, "Oh, I dropped a puzzle piece in there and I needed it to finish the puzzle." and the doctor looks at me and tells me that there was no puzzle piece that showed up in the x-ray, so they had to cut off my arm. :(
And that's how I lost my left arm... well there's always the right one! And my feet... and head... and if I'm feeling softcore, I can use pop cans, baseball bats, chairs.. etc. THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS!!
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