have any of you boys ever..

[Joanne]

got your balls caught on your zipper?

and if so...















did you bleed like a mofo?

--Joanne :P

[stringbeans]

it happens to me so often that it just doesnt bleed anymore..

john
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[Joanne]

you must really have dysfunctional balls.


send my regards to cheryl... :(

--Joanne :P

[c.tard]

lmao..

um... hahahahah i don't know what else to say...

[stringbeans]

they arent balls anymore.. they're triangular!

john
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[crookedking]

once and it wasn't all that bad...if i had of zipped up with more force then yes i probably would have bled like a mother fucker...now i am careful, every time i zip up i remember.

[Locky]

Yeah, pretty recently too, as in LAST NITE damn it!!!!

Its ironic that you made this post huh? Well my parents were supposed to be gone for a couple hours, so i invited my girl over to ummmm play cards and stuff. Anyways after a couple hands at poker:Kam: i heard someone come down the stairs. In a rush I grabbed my short, which had a zipper. On the pull up the teeth of the zipper acted like a saw. OUCH!!!! you women complain about birth but you never have to feel shit like this. Yeah there was blood, but nuthin permanent. I was able to not show the extreme pain i was in when my mom got to my room so we weren't caught. But the moral of the story, get sweat pants.

[sebcoe]

i do it on purpose some times.

i have issues OK.

[stringbeans]

Originally posted by StoNeY:
Yeah, pretty recently too, as in LAST NITE damn it!!!!

Its ironic that you made this post huh? Well my parents were supposed to be gone for a couple hours, so i invited my girl over to ummmm play cards and stuff. Anyways after a couple hands at poker:Kam: i heard someone come down the stairs. In a rush I grabbed my short, which had a zipper. On the pull up the teeth of the zipper acted like a saw. OUCH!!!! you women complain about birth but you never have to feel shit like this. Yeah there was blood, but nuthin permanent. I was able to not show the extreme pain i was in when my mom got to my room so we weren't caught. But the moral of the story, get sweat pants.

haha shit dude!! hope you're ok.. and i better be seeing you at kick-it tomorrow my white counterpart :)

john
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[Joanne]

Originally posted by StoNeY:
But the moral of the story, get sweat pants.

yes, yes... sweatpants are so much more convenient...

slip on, slip off, no balls caught on any zippers.

for your gf's convenience and yours, go get some sweatpants!!

--Joanne :P

[falloutboy]

Thank the lord no

Something about marry lol

[crookedking]

Originally posted by StoNeY:
Yeah, pretty recently too, as in LAST NITE damn it!!!!

Its ironic that you made this post huh? Well my parents were supposed to be gone for a couple hours, so i invited my girl over to ummmm play cards and stuff. Anyways after a couple hands at poker:Kam: i heard someone come down the stairs. In a rush I grabbed my short, which had a zipper. On the pull up the teeth of the zipper acted like a saw. OUCH!!!! you women complain about birth but you never have to feel shit like this. Yeah there was blood, but nuthin permanent. I was able to not show the extreme pain i was in when my mom got to my room so we weren't caught. But the moral of the story, get sweat pants.

i'm pretty sure that the pain was nothing close to pushing a Life out of your body.

[Locky]

^^^ i didn't say it was a greater pain, i just meant they don't have to deal with that kind of pain.

[crookedking]

oh ok

[Mr.Sinister]

originally posted by stoney

Yeah, pretty recently too, as in LAST NITE damn it!!!!

Its ironic that you made this post huh? Well my parents were supposed to be gone for a couple hours, so i invited my girl over to ummmm play cards and stuff. Anyways after a couple hands at poker i heard someone come down the stairs. In a rush I grabbed my short, which had a zipper. On the pull up the teeth of the zipper acted like a saw. OUCH!!!! you women complain about birth but you never have to feel shit like this. Yeah there was blood, but nuthin permanent. I was able to not show the extreme pain i was in when my mom got to my room so we weren't caught. But the moral of the story, get sweat pants.

two words tear- aways------man's second best friend

[Timdareez]

HAHHAHHAAH ZAHID !!! HAHHAHAHA shitty man ! i haven't had that happen come pretty close though !!!!!! but saw it before i was gonna pull it all the way lol !!!!!! hope your nutz feel better dude lol !

[Locky]

All is healed and working properly, thanks for the concern though