An even SICKER story.

Somatic · #1 (**permalink**) May 16, 01

I was listening to the T-man on Kube this morning and this caller called in and said he went to this club and picked up this hot to trot soccer mom. Yes, yes, a cougar.

So this guy hits it off with with this coug and ends up going to her house that night. He says he had the best BJ of his life. So good in fact, that he had to call her again and get more BJ's. He did this several times.

Then he said that he was adopted. Oh shit.

He did not specify how, but he found out that this coug was his mom!!!!

Awwww, fucking sick!!!! Even though I was digusted beyond belief, I could not stop laughing!!! Fucking funny!!!

I don't usually take pleasure in other people's misfortune, but this is GOLD!!!!

-Dwight:063:

**MC Hammered** · #2 (**permalink**) May 16, 01

It would have been worse it the cougar was his Dad who just had a sex change.

But then these things only happen on Jerry Springer.

BB_YungYung · #3 (**permalink**) May 16, 01

Sick man sick

zarlon · #4 (**permalink**) May 16, 01

Hahaha.. Oh my god.
That IS gold.. Fuck.. Bwuahahahahahahaha.

~lazee_grrl~ · #5 (**permalink**) May 16, 01

INCESTUOUS!!.....thats all i ever have to say...yuck..ur mom?..eww~

Cowboy · #6 (**permalink**) May 17, 01

yeah that would suck..especially if he'd been lookin for her all his life...now that's all he'd think about...imagine gettin a boner everytime u saw ur mom...i think that would be kinda awkward...wouldn't u say so?

c0rri3..(that's me bored)

BeatItFarmer · #7 (**permalink**) May 17, 01

I bet he is proud of what his mom can do though...

Glendita* · #8 (**permalink**) May 18, 01

hahahahaha! omg i find that sooooo freaking funny! i think that is way more funny then sick . But if he fuck his mom , i wounder how old she was , because if she was OLD , that would have made the story way more funny. ohhhh yes i have a twisted sense of humor mmm.....oh well that what makes me , me.