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Old Jul 12, 02
GIRLS ! GIRLS !! GIRLS !!
 
Join Date: Jul 2001
Timdareez is an unknown quantity at this point
WE MUST ALL REINSTATE this contract !!

THE PRE-BOOTY CALL AGREEMENT


This pre-booty call agreement (hereinafter
referred to as the_"Agreement")
is_entered into on the _____ day of __________,
2001, by_______________________,
between ____________ and ______________.
THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES
AND_PRINCIPLES:



1. No sleeping over - unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning.

2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening.

3. No calls before 9 PM - we don't have shit to talk about.

4. None of that "lovemaking" shit - only mind - blowing sex allowed.

5. No emotional discussions - Ex.: Where are we heading with this? Do you love me?
The answer is no, so don't ask.

6. No plans made in advance - that is why you are called the "backup," unless you
are from out-of-town, then it's only a one time advanced arrangement.

7. All gifts accepted - money is always good.

8. No baby talk - however, dirty talk is encouraged.

9. No asking for comparisons with former lovers - it's really none of your damn business.

10. No calling each other "friends with privileges" - we are not friends, just sex buddies.

11. Calling out the wrong name during sex is OK - don't be offended.

12. No extra clothing - I don't want your ass leaving anything behind when you leave.

13. No falling asleep right after sex - it's over, so get your ass up and go home.

14. Don't be offended if I don't ask if you enjoyed it - I don't care.

15. You cannot borrow my car for any reason.

16. If anyone asks who you are, the standard response will be:
"My roommate's girlfriend/boyfriend."

17. Doggie style preferred - just hit it hard and right or get the hell out!

18. Reason for doggie style: the less eye contact the better.

19. We hook up absolutely whenever the mood strikes ME - so don't keep calling.

20. The most important one - no condoms, no fucking. Carry your ass home.

21. Bring your own drink - I am not your liquor store.

22. No phone use, please - don't want anyone calling back looking for your ass.

* EXTRA TIP FOR SUCCESSFUL BOOTY CALLS: The

aforementioned rules may only be altered by the holder of the agreement.
If the other party_attempts to change or alter any terms of this Agreement,
it will automatically_become_null and void and you will then be removed from
the BOOTY CALL LIST and_deleted from phone memory and email list. BLOCKED_from
all communications_until your silly ass understands the rules.


Participating Party

Signature_____________________
__________________
Date:________________
Participating Party
Signature_____________________
__________________
Date:_______________
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Old Jul 12, 02
rockstar
 
Join Date: Apr 2001
M!SKA has a spectacular aura aboutM!SKA has a spectacular aura about
HAHA I'll sign that!!
I especially enjoy #5 and #19
LOL
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Old Jul 12, 02
GIRLS ! GIRLS !! GIRLS !!
 
Join Date: Jul 2001
Timdareez is an unknown quantity at this point
DONE AND DONE FOR !!
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Old Jul 12, 02
bob bob is offline
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Join Date: Jan 2001
bob is an unknown quantity at this point
i like 17 & 18
and 21...
haha 3...
it's all good, shiet...
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Old Jul 12, 02
 
Join Date: Dec 2001
*STARFISH* is on a distinguished road
hmm ill sign it....

who wants to sign with me? :Power-P: *LOL*
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Old Jul 12, 02
Hot Rod Ho
 
Join Date: Jun 2002
MistressSpankME is an unknown quantity at this point
No wonder you can't get laid Tim.. :120:
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Old Jul 12, 02
GIRLS ! GIRLS !! GIRLS !!
 
Join Date: Jul 2001
Timdareez is an unknown quantity at this point
ya i flash this in front of a chick she'd be like " BOY * SLAP * " " YOU SOOO CRAZZZY ! " lol !
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Old Jul 12, 02
Registered User
 
Join Date: Apr 2002
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tim get a mutha fucking life
ok thanks
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Old Jul 12, 02
GIRLS ! GIRLS !! GIRLS !!
 
Join Date: Jul 2001
Timdareez is an unknown quantity at this point
i need one definetly........
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Old Jul 12, 02
powdergirl
 
Join Date: Jul 2001
jade is an unknown quantity at this point
lol... funny:)
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Old Jul 13, 02
BiZaKeD 24/7
 
Join Date: Jun 2002
Guice_39 is an unknown quantity at this point
Ha Ha some funny shit, I like it.
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