A head a day keeps depression away!

Bitchin · #1 (**permalink**) Jul 15, 02

its true!!!

I read in the Toronto Sun I think it was... That If you have semen in your system you literally become happy. it's like the pills you take for depression EXCEPT the pills for depression just make you have no feelin.. they turn you into a wall.. but if you have semen in your system it actually makes you happy!heehee

They did a study on it.. I dont exactly remember where but they did it on over 200 girls at a universtiy and the ones that were sexual active with out a condom didnt suffer from depression.

The first time I heard about this.. I was like " yeah, right its just some guy trying to get head" but now I'm hearing about it more and more often...From both Men and women on Tv and in articles...

I find this interesting... But still.. It wouldnt turn me on to givin guys head... HAHA

What do you guys think?

is it finally GOODBYE depression or something?

Timdareez · #2 (**permalink**) Jul 15, 02

it means SATISFACTION !!!!!!!!! for both men and women !!!

GIVE A LIL GET A LIL !!!

bob · #3 (**permalink**) Jul 15, 02

soon... girls will be searching the streets, frantically, desperately, searching for semen... PLEASE, PLEASEEEE LET ME SUCK YOU OFF...

tim my man, we have found the end of the rainbow...

Joanne · #4 (**permalink**) Jul 15, 02

They did a study on it.. I dont exactly remember where but they did it on over 200 girls at a universtiy and the ones that were sexual active with out a condom didnt suffer from depression.

this study could just as easily mean that girls who get depressed like to use condoms.

finding positive or negative correlations in an experiment doesn't necessarily mean that there is the cause and effect.

is it finally GOODBYE depression or something?

no... you need more proof and a lot more than 200 girls for me to go swallowing semen. :c-tard:

--Joanne :P

**MC Hammered** · #5 (**permalink**) Jul 15, 02

Quote:

Originally posted by bananasinpjs:
no... you need more proof and a lot more than 200 girls for me to go swallowing semen. :c-tard:

--Joanne :P

I'll grab a bottle of 151 proof Bacardi and take you to that penis puppet show. Lots of girls there.

Will you take my protein injection with lemon then? :c-tard:

Joanne · #6 (**permalink**) Jul 15, 02

Quote:

Originally posted by MC Hammered:

Will you take my protein injection with lemon then? :c-tard:

I'd like it on a nice tall glass of shut the fuck up.

please?
:)

--Joanne :P

**MC Hammered** · #7 (**permalink**) Jul 15, 02

You are ON!

Is it a date then?

Joanne · #8 (**permalink**) Jul 15, 02

Quote:

Originally posted by MC Hammered:
You are ON!

Is it a date then?

I write a post on the fallibility of experiments, tell a guy to shut the fuck up and I get asked out on a date?

man oh man.... is this section ever desperate!!

--Joanne :P

Pegasus · #9 (**permalink**) Jul 15, 02

Quote:

Originally posted by bob:
tim my man, we have found the end of the rainbow...

hahaha!!!!!

so true!! :)

**MC Hammered** · #10 (**permalink**) Jul 15, 02

Quote:

Originally posted by bananasinpjs:

I write a post on the fallibility of experiments, tell a guy to shut the fuck up and I get asked out on a date?

man oh man.... is this section ever desperate!!

--Joanne :P

I'm depressed OK.

bebu*funfun · #11 (**permalink**) Jul 15, 02

tyrone...dont even think about it! LMAO JOKESSSSHHH!!!!

Bitchin · #12 (**permalink**) Jul 16, 02

heh, its gonna be rain phat loads pretty soon isnt it?

Chi Chi · #13 (**permalink**) Jul 16, 02

And to think that I dont swallow cause I dont want the extra 30 calorieZ in my system. Hmmm maybe its time to get my prozac from jizzzzzum!

Bitchin · #14 (**permalink**) Jul 16, 02

Thanx for answering the follwing question Michelle..:

Do you spit or swallow?

Kraig · #15 (**permalink**) Jul 16, 02

I don't know about the truth of givin guys head reducing depession but regardless, where does one sign-up to be part of this study? I would gladly be a donator for this cause towards better educating society! LMFAO.

Sh4n3 · #16 (**permalink**) Jul 16, 02

^^^ HAHAHA

Bitchin · #17 (**permalink**) Jul 16, 02

KRaig... I have no idea... look it up on the net and find out.. if you find anything lemme know, alright?

I wanna see how true this is...

cause EVEN sue Johanson believes it~

Kraig · #18 (**permalink**) Jul 16, 02

The truth of the study most likely doesn't come from the fact you are giving a guy head! Studies have proven long ago that sexual activity of any kind does reduce stress. Society has placed a tremendous amount of stress on us all and I am sure those engaging in wild freaking sex, oral sex, foreplay or whatever you wanna call it, are going to have a lower stress level.

Bitchin · #19 (**permalink**) Jul 16, 02

ok... I know Iwasnt too clear but head just the easiest way to get semen in yur system but the study DID say having sperm in you in any sort of way reduces depression.. so even a good ol'fuck helps :P