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Dec 01, 02
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hahahaha! i wasn't serious silly boy! *huggles* 
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Dec 01, 02
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well this thread is very serious and it's for a mature audience. we don't joke around here.
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Dec 01, 02
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wow...that's like 30 times bigger than a babie's head. talk about stretch marks
now would you put a whole watermelon up your hootanany or would you cut it into slices first? or maybe cubes?
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Dec 01, 02
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let's hope so! i'd hate for the entire watermelon to get stuck up her pussy. can you imagine the rotten smell?
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Dec 01, 02
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oh dear! or both?
someone should make pussy perfume? or is there already some sort of pussy product on the market?
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Dec 01, 02
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Freshly, uh... "squeezed" vaginal cranberry juice!
About the watermelon, I think you should just lube yourself up, lube the watermelon and jump from your roof down onto it, *SHLOOOOOOOSHHHP* Unless you miss.... that'd be pretty bad... or GOOD, depending on what you like ;]
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Dec 01, 02
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they actually have a sort of pussy deodorant...
my mom's friend works in a clinic and this old woman came in 'cause her pussy smelled. So they did an examination and found that she still had an old tampon shoved up there and it was rotting away. Soooooo grooss
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Dec 01, 02
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hahahahaha holy shit...a rotten tampon? can you imagine? if i paid you 20 bucks, would you eat it?
leslie...what if you didn't use enough lube?? wouldn't your pussy tear??? ouch...nothing hurts more than a torn pussy (trust me...)
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Dec 01, 02
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/me crosses off using tampons on her to do list.
Sammy, only the hardcores don't use lube, they're people that have been jumping onto watermelons for years. As for trusting you about the torn pussy bit.... With your non existent vagina... I don't think I can... UNLESS, there is something you aren't telling me that you've kept hidden from the rest of the world.... HMMM?
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Dec 02, 02
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i'd deffinatly cook them up and serve them to people. it would be funny.
leslie...you promised not to tell about my notorious V.A.G
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Dec 02, 02
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i like you chat noir...you get my stamp of approval.
my friend alison that lives on my floor here in residence does perverted remixes of songs. you two should callaborate? join forces. tonight she promised to sing me a perverted christmas hip hopera
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Dec 02, 02
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haha, your friend Alison sounds like she's hilarious
you should record her and sell new versions of all the christmas songs. ******************** Has anyone thought about using a Christmas tree, sure it'd hurt like a bitch, but it would have a lovely pine scent
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Dec 04, 02
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Its all about sqash!**
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Dec 06, 02
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maybe that should be included in the mix....ya know it's got all those points, you could invite some friends over and they could all use it at the same time (maybe not hygenic) -- just think what close friends you'd be after
:hehe:
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Dec 11, 02
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one of my ex girlfriends asked me to put something smaller than my dick in her pussy, so i stuck her with a cucumber.
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Dec 11, 02
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hah...you wish.
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Dec 11, 02
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ohmgiod this si such a great thread.... lol i think he means a pickle :) jk no hard feelings buddy!
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