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  #26 (permalink)  
Old Dec 03, 02
JELLY BULB!
 
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ewwwwwwwwww! parents don't do that shutup!
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  #27 (permalink)  
Old Dec 03, 02
Son of Thor
 
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^^^hehe, yeah, my gf had to go thru that when she was like 8 and got the flu one night....she went downstairs to tell her parents, only to find her dad's naked, hairy ass shaking around!! She said yesterday "at least I've caught THEM in the act before!"
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Old Dec 03, 02
Hot Rod Ho
 
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My parents aren't delusional.. i think most parents realize their teenagers are or will be having sex. It's just the fact they walk in on it thats fucking emberassing.

I barely talk about it with my mom besides the main details, who, why, protection etc. Let alone her seeing it.


Try walking in on your mother straddling your dad wearing a cowboy hat and doing the appropriate "bull riding" motions.

no that wasn't my parents, but i was told this just before meeting one of my ex b/f's parents and thats all i could think about the whole time haha.
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  #29 (permalink)  
Old Dec 03, 02
my boo
 
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HOLY FUCKING SHIT.
as far as i'm concerned, people over the age of 40 dont have sex.
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  #30 (permalink)  
Old Dec 03, 02
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luckily i've never been caught, well.. sorta but not really. not fucking anyways.


but then again, i never have guys over cause for one, i'm not aloud (as far as i know) boys in my roomm.. so .. them walking in wouldn't really work.
that and the fact that i have a lock on my door (requires a key) so they can't just walk in :P
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  #31 (permalink)  
Old Dec 03, 02
Hot Rod Ho
 
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Quote:
Originally posted by *Caitlin*:
HOLY FUCKING SHIT.
as far as i'm concerned, people over the age of 40 dont have sex.
hahah thats how I think of it, at least with my parents or relatives.
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  #32 (permalink)  
Old Dec 03, 02
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eeeeewwwwwwwwww :sick: the whole parents thing has brought up many traumatizing experiences from the time i was a kid-teen of busting my parents doin it eeeeeeewwwwwwwww :sick: eeeewwww that reminds me the other day when i was cleaning thier room i found flavoured lube :sick: :sick: :sick:
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  #33 (permalink)  
Old Dec 03, 02
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yeah catching yer parents doin it sucks but try hearing your mom and her bf (with whom she cheated with in the first place) in the next room when yer like 11! yuck i was sick fer hours!!
as far as them not knocking, well my mom knocks and then walks in without waiting, but thats cuz she's my mom, and all my other family members including dad and stepmom, knock and wait till i open the door, its just my moms bf!!
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  #34 (permalink)  
Old Dec 03, 02
 
Join Date: Dec 2001
*STARFISH* is on a distinguished road
never been caught by my parents
but stuff never happened at my house
heh. my ex's place was a different story..
his brother, sister, and mom caught us on a few different occasions :soak:
the worst is getting caught by the cops. hehe :kimmie:
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Old Dec 03, 02
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Quote:
Originally posted by *Caitlin*:
HOLY FUCKING SHIT.
as far as i'm concerned, people over the age of 40 dont have sex.
haha thats how i'd like to think of it :sick:
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Old Dec 03, 02
Hot Rod Ho
 
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ok um... these parents.. having sex their children can hear = not cool
I think thats quite irresponsible actually. I mean come on, thats your children hearing it. Now walking in, that IS an accident, but i think (especially if you have small children in the house) get a lock.

Thats almost as bad as my friends mom letting her 15 yr old sister have very loud sex in the room beside her 11 yr old sisters room. Like, come on!

eeeww flavoured lube?!?!? people over 40 having sex.. gross but still nothing like them having oral sex and buying accesories eeeeww.
I honestly think my parents like never have sex, and i'm not in denial either. They are just that kind of people. THANK GOD
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Old Dec 04, 02
Extra Crispy Beats
 
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i wonder why it is that we find the idea of our parents having sex so very appaling? like really, what IS wrong with it? its probably good and means they have a healthy and loving relationship.

that said i find it makes me queasy as well....
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  #38 (permalink)  
Old Dec 04, 02
<<punkrockette>>
 
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yes. what Junglet said^^it does show that they have a healthy and loving relationship. and you gotta think of it this way...if it wasn't for them having sex in the first place none of us would be here!
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  #39 (permalink)  
Old Dec 04, 02
NO DEAL!
 
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i used to do it on purpose when i knew my parents would walk in on me. after being caught, i would run over to my dad and give him high fives and dance a little jig.
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Old Dec 04, 02
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Quote:
Originally posted by MistressSpankME
ok um... these parents.. having sex their children can hear = not cool
I think thats quite irresponsible actually. I mean come on, thats your children hearing it. Now walking in, that IS an accident, but i think (especially if you have small children in the house) get a lock.

well it was mostly the fact that they used to have a waterbed and my room was right next to thers..... :sick:
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  #41 (permalink)  
Old Dec 04, 02
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I've been caught... My b/fs Dad walked in, and turned on the light, he told us to go to a park and get the hell outta his house! He saw me stark naked and wouldn't leave!! So my b/f pushed him out, slammed the door, and held it shut!! I quikly put my clothes back on and as we were leaving he was standing 3 feet from the door staring at us leaving... Creepy huh??

Needless to say I hate him with a passion!!

We don't talk.
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  #42 (permalink)  
Old Dec 06, 02
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I hate being cought by my parents they always remm me out after but i am just like whatever it happens get over it
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  #43 (permalink)  
Old Dec 06, 02
dumb it down, would ya?
 
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Quote:
Originally posted by sebcoe:
i used to do it on purpose when i knew my parents would walk in on me. after being caught, i would run over to my dad and give him high fives and dance a little jig.
what would your mother be doing in the meantime?
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  #44 (permalink)  
Old Dec 06, 02
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^^^ No shit!!
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  #45 (permalink)  
Old Dec 06, 02
meat princess
 
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My g/f mom burst in on us doing it with porn on
there were no blankets to hide behind
that was pretty interesting
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Old Dec 07, 02
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^ouch!
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  #47 (permalink)  
Old Dec 08, 02
Jastafarian
 
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When im caught in a situation like that I totally just freeze up. Being naked in front of your Dad feels so weird.
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  #48 (permalink)  
Old Dec 08, 02
no clouds in my stones
 
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OMG, thank god it's never happened to me!! eek!

My bf and I have had a couple of close calls...but he lives with my family and I so they obvioulsy know that we do it...we try to do it when they are out or already asleep, just because I'm so paranoid!
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  #49 (permalink)  
Old Dec 08, 02
Hot Rod Ho
 
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eeeeewwww

If the father of the person i was fooling around with stood there staring at me naked I'd kick him in the balls and never ever go back to that house again.

that sounds really creepy to me.
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  #50 (permalink)  
Old Dec 08, 02
meat princess
 
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when you get busted everyone just freezes for a second and then it just kaos and yelling and clothes going every where
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