how deep is your pussy?

chat noir · #1 (**permalink**) Dec 07, 02

well

yourlilbaby · #2 (**permalink**) Dec 07, 02

hahah y do you care?

*STARFISH* · #3 (**permalink**) Dec 07, 02

hmm i dunno.
lemmie shove a ruler up there and check

yourlilbaby · #4 (**permalink**) Dec 07, 02

hahahaha

*Caitlin* · #5 (**permalink**) Dec 07, 02

ohhh this sounds so much like sam its funny.
yeah im gonna measure RIGHT now
hold on.. ok ... here we go..yeah here it is...
you retard.

skaterchic · #6 (**permalink**) Dec 07, 02

because i measure it....... :n:

strawberr_E · #7 (**permalink**) Dec 07, 02

^exactly...i never checked

oFFseT · #8 (**permalink**) Dec 07, 02

wtf?......

chat noir · #9 (**permalink**) Dec 07, 02

Quote:

Originally posted by *Caitlin*
ohhh this sounds so much like sam its funny.
yeah im gonna measure RIGHT now
hold on.. ok ... here we go..yeah here it is...
you retard.

that's too fuckin' funny 'cause it was Sammy

Sammy Skillz · #10 (**permalink**) Dec 07, 02

hahahahaa caitlin...it was me...it turns out chat noir is ANDREW from my fucking floor.

i was on his computer downloading music...decided to go to f&k and what do you know...it's already logged on as chat noir? and i was like "andrew...you're chat noir?" and he was like "ummm maybe"

i'm no retard. i'm your sammy, you pweety girl.

as for you skater chick...suck my pussy or shut your mouth.

-s

yourlilbaby · #11 (**permalink**) Dec 07, 02

sammy dont be mean to her shes my buddy!!!!!

Sammy Skillz · #12 (**permalink**) Dec 07, 02

hmmmm...fine. only because she's with you.

*mean mode off*
*nice mode on*

yourlilbaby · #13 (**permalink**) Dec 07, 02

thank you!!!!!!!!!

chat noir · #14 (**permalink**) Dec 07, 02

so, I blew my cover -- just think how long I could go on deceiving you with my pussy juice stories -- and Sammy, way to recycle my stories ya fuckin' beef curtain

Sammy Skillz · #15 (**permalink**) Dec 07, 02

i have alcohol in my fridge...i have no problem gettng drunk and kicking your ass.

time to watch a movie. come to my room.

chat noir · #16 (**permalink**) Dec 07, 02

soooo smooth.... 'aight -- we're on our way over

umm...do you remember when I beat you up? huh?

Sammy Skillz · #17 (**permalink**) Dec 07, 02

no i don't? the headlock? remember the time when i slammed you in the fridge?

on wednesday, when we get drunk, i kinda DO want to beat up...whats that fuckers name...brian!!! screeeech.

chat noir · #18 (**permalink**) Dec 07, 02

no, I threw you into the garden...and remember Allen Gardens....

do you think that Brian guy would be the kind of person to go up to a couple and ask them if they want to have a threesome??

:282:

Sammy Skillz · #19 (**permalink**) Dec 07, 02

dunno.

he seems pretty desperate.

chat noir · #20 (**permalink**) Dec 07, 02

lets invite him to go with us

Sammy Skillz · #21 (**permalink**) Dec 08, 02

sure....and then i can kick his teeth in.

chat noir · #22 (**permalink**) Dec 08, 02

maybe we shouldn't be so mean to him -- maybe he's a nice guy?

Sammy Skillz · #23 (**permalink**) Dec 08, 02

yeah...maybe.

but he's probably a chump.

chat noir · #24 (**permalink**) Dec 08, 02

true -- rumour has it he's been waiting to here from some guy -- a new lover maybe?

I think we should just shave off his brown locks -- then he wouldn't look like screech anymore

Sammy Skillz · #25 (**permalink**) Dec 08, 02

i think i should beat his face in?