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View Poll Results: Would you buy ribbed and/or studded tampons? | |||
Yes! | 0 | 0% | |
WTF!??!? NO! | 5 | 41.67% | |
Only if they came in Large size. | 5 | 41.67% | |
Only if the string doubles as dental floss. | 2 | 16.67% | |
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consumptionjunction.com
there's a nice little video on that page of a woman~50 years old naked on a bed....with a cute little string hangin out....what to do with the string u ask...well she yanks it out to show a nice black /red /gooey gross year old tampon...hmmm what to do with it...well she decides to eat it ..yum....
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BeatItFarmer ~ Omg! ew i've seen that video! now that is nasty..sucking on her freshly used tampon! ugh.. my friend sent it 2 meeh over icq....
winston ~ omg.. i open this thing and the first topic i see is this!! haha i started laughing oh my..hehe you have a lil 2 much free time on your hands eh?! haha... i'm still planning on going to london drugs and asking for those...hahaha with Twig after nasty.. depending on my ride of course..hehe |
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Ya Brenden you sure like to talk about sick shit 24:7 that was probly the grossest thign that we have ever seen. it even grossed out corrie and hes like, desensitized *i cant spell* to that stuff. now that i think about it why the hell do we watch that stuff its like this. 2 in the morinign everyone is high or drunk brenden yells out: LETS WATCH SICK SHIT! man your starting to freakme out cut down on the drugs.
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Well things are slow at work and after reading what you and Twig-E are planning on doing I thought I might as well try and market this idea.
It's amazing how far this has gone. All I asked before was what wings were for on pads, this went to stickers and now battery operated vibrating tampons! WOOHOO! I'm going to be making big $$$! :118: You still going to help me sell them on my informercial? |
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haha oh my this is so funny! hehe
hm.. i'll still help ya sell em on your infomercial.. only if i get paid of course! hehe :c-tard: but y'know.. if i ever see like ribbed tampons or anything on a store shelf one day.. i'm gonna like fall over alughing.. oh my gawd..hehehehehe ahh! no i'm just picturing some old lady like..of the age of 89 buying these things (wait.. would she still be getting her period when she's that old?! damn..) |
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The only two things I would be concerned about Winston are:
1) What type of batteries will they be using for this product? Watch batteries? 2) Won't a battery of any kind up a chick's...um...snatch...be hazardous to their health? I guess after you market this product, women won't need guys like you anymore...right? Isn't that a downfall? I guess Hue Heffner saw the downfall in his production too...got to photograph an enormous amount of women *naked* in his time, but did he get *blown* by every single one of them? I think not!!! Just got the jollies... :Kam: |
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Here are your answer my dear:
1) The vibrating ribbed/studded tampon will be externally powered via a battery pack. The thin wire cord will double as dental floss well. 2) If a short circuit happens, I'm sure the extra 'tingle' would be pleasurable! :003: If this idea takes off and women no longer have a need for men, then I'll take up Adam's idea of vibrating underwear to market! Just going to be making the big bucks I tell ya! :118: |
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Omega
Adam I will buy ten pair of ur vibrating underwear....better make sure they can be washed though....just a hunch that they will need to be...
NOMAD/Giles-1. how long have u known me and u still can't spell my name?!?!.so fuck u for that...(it's BrendAn) 2.I do too many drugs!?!?! when was the last time I've done drugs!!!?!?!?......hmmmlet me think about what u've done lately....hmmm ranch park ring a bell? 3. trash talk me again and I will kick the shit out of ur uneducated ass...haha jk |
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So wait, wait, wait...
*Ahem* Not only do women have to suffer cramps, bloating, headaches, and all that PMS shit, but they have to carry around a battery pack with each new tampon???? Will it be strapped to my thigh or something? Uh...Adam...I wanna buy some shares into that vibrating underwear...Muahahahahah!!!! :Kam: |