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Old Feb 03, 03
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faking an orgasm:everyone can do it

Kramer "I 've faked it" -

You know what - everyone does it. Girls will say "oh i've never had to" or "i have one every time"
Clearly they've never had one or maybe they don't know they've never had one - my though is that it gets said when the boy is close by - or they are inexperienced or self concious - The bottom line is that sometimes when in a relationship (or not) you will have gret, satisfying sex and you won't orgasm - it even happens to guys!!! So in cases like that many *fake it* They aren't cheating themselves out of anything...sometimes it was good but enough is enough and it's time for sleep or to start the day or whatever. Plus whether or not they care to admit it, or are mature enough to admit it - both men and women do care if they make their partner come - they want to know they are desired, they want their partner to feel good, they want to know that they caused all the ooos and ahhhs. Please, if we didn't care we could all be having sex with pocket beavers and viberators all the time...but it's not enough and we all know it :)
A good hooker makes the ooos and ahhhs - the phone sex operator tells the client "I'm coming right now!!!"

we all want it, we all want to cause it and i'm sorry we aren't all having them ---ahhhhh the big O
Jingles
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Old Feb 03, 03
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...is that YOU mariah? :kimmie:
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Old Feb 03, 03
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i've never faked one...
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Old Feb 03, 03
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i have
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Old Feb 03, 03
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some good points there...

I like your sig too.
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Old Feb 03, 03
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well i've faked a third one coz it was getting old, but... :-D
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Old Feb 04, 03
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I have never faked one
kinda hard to do when you have a GF and you don't use condoms
what are you suposed to do.........spit on her tits or back???
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Old Feb 04, 03
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^^^.............hehehe

i've never.........
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Old Feb 04, 03
femme fatale
 
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hard when you have a gf and don't use condoms.....please
i bet she's faked it :)
and the spitting part.....how special
Jingles
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Old Feb 04, 03
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ha ha
you ever heard of love puddles??
she didn't fake it
she would just straight up tell me
and I meant it would be hard for me to fake it without a condom
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Old Feb 04, 03
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Reezo on ldub's PC - my mission is to make a girl gzzzzz
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Old Feb 05, 03
femme fatale
 
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[quote]Originally posted by Chet
[b]ha ha
you ever heard of love puddles??
she didn't fake it
she would just straight up tell me
-- I know all about these love puddles...i'm a big fan, as are most gals i think (though am not sure) And i am not saying you are not capable of making your woman cum most of the time.... :PartEkid:
Sometimes you find a spot, a position, a special toy and it gets the "job" done - there's nothing wrong with that - but if you think that the same trick will elicit the same reaction forever...we all know that just isn't the case - same if you two ever part and you try the special manouver on someone else it may not elicit the same reaction, right? G-spot orgasm is pretty hard to fake (unless you have a squirt gun rigged up somewhere real private....) but clitoral or vaginal orgasm is easily faked and every girl has done it or will do it and won't tell the man - and that's not such a terrible thing - It just bothers me to know end the men who think they give all women orgasms every time - walking around like "i'm the greatest dick/lay a woman will ever have"
The important thing is that your gal and you like trying for perfection every time - hey there is nothing wrong with that - just know that even the most forthright woman may not say she hasn't come
fun is good
maryah
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Old Feb 05, 03
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whats a clit?
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Old Feb 06, 03
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lol...tru...everyone can do it
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Old Mar 01, 03
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u can still see if theres jizz or not wen u use a condom... i dont see how guys can fake it without the chick knowing..

unless the throw the condom away quickly
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Old Mar 02, 03
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i usually like to pull out of there early. always leave them wanting more.
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Old Mar 02, 03
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thas pretty mean!
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Old Mar 02, 03
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actually, you'd be suprised with the amount of girls that are quite happy the whole ordeal has come to an end.
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Old Mar 02, 03
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^^LOL!
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Old Mar 04, 03
femme fatale
 
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So many of you boys don't realize how easy it is to fake it for you too - With a condom...well what kind of strange girl is checking for gizz after you have just satisfied her? Or if you haven't, why does she care if you have? And if you want to you can always put a little lube in there when you start and if you never finish and she decides to check (for whatever reason) there will be something there ...this works nicely too if you suspect she may be trying to steal your 'guys' to somehow impregnate herself.... No condom? No worries. You don't always have to cum somewhere on her body, I know this sounds crazy but if you do it on the inside you stand a better chance of 'faking it' because most of the time she has no idea when your love juices have come out except by your strange body shudders and increased thrusting speed......
So i know some of you were worried you couldn't pull it off...well now i hope you see ~ You can too!!!
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Old Nov 24, 03
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girls would have to know when a guy fakes
and on the flip side girls are big drama queens to begin with
so guys wouldnt know if they were faking or not

silly boys
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Old Nov 24, 03
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Prissypants will become famous soon enough
I've faked a few but it was only cause it takes a little more that the average in and out for me...
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Old Nov 24, 03
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i hoenstly dont see teh purpose in faking it... with my first partner i didnt really know what the hell was going on so yah i figured well since he isnt doing much i should make some sort of noise or have some sort of reaction.
now if it isnt the right place, move on to the next. but i also believe in good sex without orgasm, there can be moments where everything is in the right place at the right time and its not an orgasm but you cant help but have a reaction. there is a time and a place for every orgasm, and it is known (i sasw it on the sex files last night) that women who masturbate end up having better\more orgasms in sex.
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Old Nov 24, 03
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im faking an interest that this old post has been dug up.

YES! YES! YES! OH GOODNESS!
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Old Nov 24, 03
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Quote:
Originally posted by mugsy
but i also believe in good sex without orgasm, there can be moments where everything is in the right place at the right time and its not an orgasm but you cant help but have a reaction.
dude... i totally know what you're talking about... but my bf doesn't... he always feels bad and i'm like... no man, i had fun!trust me!
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