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Old Jun 05, 03
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The funniest Drunk moments

hahaha okay u know when u go out on a hard night of drinking with the boys/girls..What has been the funniest or embarssing thing u have ever done when u were 3 sheets 2 the wind?

I think mine would have to be on my sweet 16th..Drinking a 26er of fireball..*urg* 6 pack of beer! I ended up down town with a shit load of friends from a party we went to and I was so plasted I fell on my face and curbed my chin..then fell on my face in front of a movie store and couldnt move while people walked over me..Puked on sum friends and a cop car! hahaha that was a wild night *so I heard*

Do share wit us! hehe
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Old Jun 05, 03
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on friday i drank a mickey in ten minutes, then had another two rum n cokes inside, had 2 bottles of beer, and have a pitcher of beer

i went into the washroom to buy my friend a bubblegum flavoured condom, got two for one, broke mine open and was licknig it, blowing it up, got pictures taken with it, sang karaoke, put on a super super curly wig


ummmm

ya a couple of weeks ago i puked on ryan and daves roof.
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Old Jun 05, 03
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Halfway through our 250Euro Jaegermeister binge.



They even have gum that taste like Jaeger!



The end of the 5th or 6th round...

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Old Jun 05, 03
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i found the car of a guy who annoyed me, so i shit in his open sunroof, then 2 other people pissed in it and one more shit in it.




poor bastard.
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Old Jun 05, 03
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^^^^^^^^^ HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NICE winston

that last pic is priceless
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Old Jun 05, 03
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On my birthday last year (among other things) I told a friend of mines bf that "no matter how rich you are, she still wants me and if I was you'd be out of luck." Then I apperantly lipped him off for a few more minutes before falling over and hitting my head. After that I was put in a cab and went to go meet some people to drink more, for some reason I insisted on going to the wrong friends house and started buzzing there appartment. As they weren't home no one answered so I started yelling and swearing right then some guy was walking by with his gf and asked what was wrong, I said something to the extent that he was a fucking loser and shouldn't stick his nose were it doesn't belong. He punched me out.

Anway this is all second hand info as I can't remember anything after around the 15th shooter that night...
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omg!!!! U SHIT IN HIS SUN ROOF!! hahahaha! those were great to read! Senior that was priceless to read! poor guy!
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Old Jun 05, 03
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I think the best would've been when my best friend (Kirsten), her bf (Chris), another good friend (Joel) and I out drank the rest of the crew and decided to go down to Crescent Beach (we were at a buddy's house nearby). We got down there and there was all this phosphorescent (sp?) shit in the sand so we started playing with it. Then we decided to go skinny dipping cuz there was more glowing shit in there (I think it was some kinda plankton... I dunno). After gettin out of the ocean we played in the sand some more... for some reason this seemed like a good idea. Then we decided to walk back up to Guy's house (where the party had been)... still naked of course. So we're running up this hill hiding in bushes n shit when cars drove by and finally get to Guy's. Make all this noise getting in and ran upstairs to surprise everyone. We burst into Guy's room... the four of us nekkid, covered in sand and drunk as shit. We wake up like 5 or 6 of the boys and Tim whips out his camera (I mean really who sleeps with a camera?) so we all posed for it... interesting photo to say the least. I remembered my bf of the time was downstairs sleeping so we took off back to Chris's (driving nekkid of course) and jumped in the hot tub to get clean.

Needless to say my bf was royally pissed and I got reemed the fuck out for letting "the boys" see me nekkid.

HAHAHA... best part... I sat down and started talking to my buddy Darryl getting sand all in his bed *giggles* he was trying SO hard not to look.

Bwahahahaha... that was a damn fun night.
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Old Jun 05, 03
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all of my drunk moments are funny. like jumping off my buddy's balcony and getting hurt only to do it again :)
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Beacause ur always invincable when ur drunk people!
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Old Jun 06, 03
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grad weekend at whistler last year...i was wasted and taking care of my drunken friend..and i watched as she puked into my other friend's mouth..it was hilarious...and that's all i remember..=P~
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Old Jun 06, 03
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That looks like Maryah naked on the porch....
it is Maryah naked on the porch!!!!
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