Favourite POSITIONS

[dirk diggler]

i was checkin out some magazines the other day and came across the new maxim issue..
It had the world's best kama sutra.........go buy the july issue of maxim....

The sumo straddle:
lie flat, arch your back, and hold your peter so that its pointing south- toward ur feet and seh straddles ur thighs with her back to ur face, and backs into pole positions. Try it out...ehehehe



CROUCHING TIGER HIDDEN PENIS -
hehehe this is a pretty good one: ur woman lies on her back with her knees pulled to her chest, and u crouch on top of her. ur body should be two to three inches north of the usual missionanry position so that ur light saber scorches her launch button every time you pucsh in and out...

EXCERPTS FROM the july issue of maxim......have fun trying these out guyz......................

if u have a favourite position u would like to share post it up..ehehee

[Crunch]

Putting silly ideas in my mind hun.

[sNyx]

Nabbed this one outta my Maxim.

Park yourself in an armless chair thats narrow enough for her to comfortably straddle. (avoid wicker, unfinished wood, or any other chair with a surface that has potential to pinch, splinter, or chafe your rump roast) Then let her hop on your pogo stick and bounce up and down to her hearts content.

Interesting.

[TiSty~]

Azn Sweet-E: yeah yoo Just reminded me aboout that whole legs on the shoulders thing. hehehehe it works good! thanx for reminding me :p

i usually liek the usuals...good old missionary and a few others. mmmmmmmm yummy:027: need some of that sweet luvin

okay i have to shutup and get away from this thread before i get too Horny! EEP! *runs away*

[cLinK]

*runs out to buy the new maxim mag*

aaaah those are some god positions!! but the way they word them makes me laugh so fucking hard!! "pogo stick" ??? hahahahahahahahahahaha

[*baby*nat*]

*cries* IIYA!! waay too much info- oh my, eep! I just found out my daughter has..ack!!!!! oh my oh my oh my!!!!
hmmm...hehe

hmm...well that crouching tiger hidden penis..yeah...no...didn't do it for me..anywho.. WAY TO MUCH INFo..

love out...

[starburst]

it depends on my mood at the time......

if i'm feeling really emotional...i like the missionary best...:269:

but if i'm feeling greedy, i like to be on top....i get what i want that way...*giggles*

i don't really know which position i like best though.....i love them all i geuss!:Kimmie: :027:

[dirk diggler]

baby nat is the bestest cute chik ever.............
she lieks go dai fugi and buy kappa rolls..ehehehhee

[lil bebe]

i'm kinda like starburst....depends, i like 'em all but when greedy i love the top...
but i also like him on top cause there is some kinda trigger that he hits and feels soooo good:)

[Lil'Athena]

When you're in the mood for quality, because-you're-worth-it climaxing, bust out our brand-new Butterfly - named for unequaled ecstasy without high-energy commitment.

The key to taking wing with thiz position is lining up correctly with your man: Find a place - maybe your bed (if it's a high one) or a desk, counter, or even the hood of a car - where your pelvis is about one foot lower than his. Lie back while your guy stands in front of you. (Tip: He might be able to kneel if your bed is superlow.) Then lift your legs and rest your feet on his shoulders. Now ... Tilt your pelvis upward so that your back forms a straight line angling up toward him and your crotches meet. Put his hands just under your hips so he can hold your booty at the perfect angle while he thrusts (and you don't have to worry about flexing your abs to keep things inline). Why does this feel so great? The pelvic tilt gives his penis better access to your G-spot and builds in more friction for both of you ....


MMmmmmMMMmmmmm Butterfly =)

[galaxie]

Synx...it's true.

That position is fucking FLAWLESS!

my pick for the best overall, I don't know about the rest of you but DAYM! TRY IT KIDS! really...I swear you will be thanking this post later =0)

[justin]

Eww Nat I think your chairs and couches get ENUF action lol.. I wont ever sit on ur sex couches! floor for me thank yoo! LOL

[VirGinKiLLer]

mr. diggler is a horny faggot!!...thats all he thinks about i swear!!!!!..he likes to touch ppls asses in raves when HES NOT EVEN HIGH...PUROSELY TOOOO....ewwwwww.....if i didnt know that kid and if he wasnt my godbro id go get me sum wire cutters and cut his teeenieee weeenie sausage with it!!..youre fukin gross maaaaaan...damnit!..but oh well..


peace out



VIRGINKILLER

[tru_azn_69]

gEt On U'r KnEe'Z bItCh

[tru_azn_69]

gEt On U'r KnEe'Z bItCh!

word'z frum "tRu_@zN_sPiNnA69"

[*baby*nat*]

haha bunie fu-fu!!

awww thanks!! hehe you remember what I order hehe awwww..

awww...
*baby nat's lost of words, all she can say is.. awwww...**
hehe *smiles*

[Cowboy]

her flat on her stomach...her on top...her on top is sweet...
sitting down is mos def coo fo sho....

that butterfly is quite tempting...indeed indeed....

corrie