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Old Sep 08, 03
femme fatale
 
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Eat your Cornflakes

last night on Sex t.V I learned that Kellogg developed Corn Flakes as a part of dietary regimine to help people stop masterbating (it was viewed as a disease)

and here I thougt it was just part of a healthy breakfast :)
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Old Sep 08, 03
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Originally posted by Jingles
last night on Sex t.V ............to help people stop masterbating (it was viewed as a disease)
it amazes me how much shit is on tv... I prefer raisin bran.
... keeps me regular
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Old Sep 08, 03
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COUNT CHOCULA MUTHA FUCKAAAAHS

-s.
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Old Sep 08, 03
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that's a little bit a stretching of the truth.
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Old Sep 08, 03
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Medical textbooks prior to the 18th Century seldom mentioned masturbation at all. In 1758 a Swiss physician named Tissot published a treatise claiming that masturbation* was the principal cause of mental illness---a terrible sin to be avoided like the plague. In spite of many rebuttals and critiques by contemporaries, Tissot's views became a standard reference found in most all medical textbooks published until the early part of our century.

In 1834 Dr. Sylvester Graham wrote that the loss of semen during sex was injurious to health (a popular idea at the time); men, Graham believed, should not have intercourse more than twelve times a year. Masturbation was especially pernicious, he said. To reduce sexual cravings, Graham advised mild foods to decrease sexual appetites. The graham cracker was the result! In 1884, this curious connection between food and sex appeared in another guise. Dr. John Harvey Kellogg created cornflakes to curtail children's inclinations toward masturbation. Kellogg, who was quite a health eccentric, wrote:

"The use of the reproductive function is perhaps the highest physical act of which man is capable; its abuse is certainly one of the most grievous outrages against nature which it is possible for him to perpetrate."
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Old Sep 08, 03
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Every Sperm is Sacred by Montey Python
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Old Sep 08, 03
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i always new there was a reason i hated corn flakes.
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Old Sep 08, 03
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I was watching that, very odd indeed! lol, gay4pay was pretty funny too, hah.
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Old Sep 08, 03
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just another reason not to eat corn flakes
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Old Sep 08, 03
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hahahah

I actually learned about that a couple of semesters ago. along with cornflakes, graham crackers and outdoor activities were also promoted. apparenty, a bland diet was supposed to reduce the desire to maturbate.

--Joanne :P
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Old Sep 08, 03
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Originally posted by bananasinpjs
apparenty, a bland diet was supposed to reduce the desire to maturbate.

or getting away from the computer and getting layed.

that's my #1 pick in cutting down in the wacking off department
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Old Sep 08, 03
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so liek does this mean frosted flakes makes u randy?!
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