porn

[Kelster]

i don't watch porn so i don't know much about it, and i'd like to educate myself a little

my bf likes to watch it sometimes, but he tends to chose all this ultra trashy, amateur crap that's pretty cheesy...especially all this trashy fob asian shit :gross:
he can watch whatever he wants, but if i'm watching it as well, i want it to have some quality....

i want something with a story line...i like the old, classics, like debbie does dallas or something...not those cheesy, midgets with big cocks, or whores gone wild....i want something not filmed on a hand held...with hot chicks, and un hairy men...

can anybody recomend any movies, particular stores, producers, classics?

PLEASE

[miss.myra]

Look for some Jenna Jameison stuff...

She's one classy lass, I'm sure you won't be disappointed :)

[e_BoY]

Originally posted by Kelster:

my bf likes to watch it sometimes, but he tends to chose all this ultra trashy, amateur crap that's pretty cheesy...especially all this trashy fob asian shit :gross:

whats wrong with us asians? i like it better then that white trash shit.

[Trancer]

if anyone likes ripper hot young blondes. download anything by jenna haze, she is the hottest up and cumming porn star around.

you can find a lot of her on kazza.

[Rytalin]

heheh jenna haze is rad, although that's a real shitty picture of her.
aurora snow'd pretty awesome too.

god damn, I watch waay too much porn.

something with a story?
do a search for something along the lines of Scream.

I forget what it's called, but it's hilarious.
Silvia saint's in it, and all thru it, there's a dude outside the window wearing a scream mask and holding a banana.


"HELLO SILVIA.. WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE PORNO?"

[tvmann]

I've NEVER watched a porno :smoke1: but my friend says the movies from Europe, like those directed by Kovi or Antonio Adamo, are much more classy than what comes out of the USA.

They like to use mansions, castles, and European cities as locations, and there is a plotline. They're just pornos, but the acting and plot is good for a laugh. As for the sex - they all seem to do the same things in the same sequence, and the camera shows the same things, kind of boring and uncreative. My friend prefers something more softcore but that seems to be gone.

Many of the women in the European movies are natural looking and really attractive, while in the USA movies they have the implants and the hooker/stripper look.

Here's info on "Gladiator" which had a big budget and used some of the sets from the big feature movie with the same name with Russel Crowe
http://www.thegalleri.com/Reviews/PrivateGladiator.htm

[Trancer]

Originally posted by Rytalin
heheh jenna haze is rad, although that's a real shitty picture of her.
aurora snow'd pretty awesome too.

god damn, I watch waay too much porn.

something with a story?
do a search for something along the lines of Scream.

I forget what it's called, but it's hilarious.
Silvia saint's in it, and all thru it, there's a dude outside the window wearing a scream mask and holding a banana.


"HELLO SILVIA.. WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE PORNO?"

your right, thats not a very good pic of her, but its the only none nude shot i got , we are not aloud to post nude pics are we ??

[e_BoY]

Originally posted by elguato:


u got small dicks in them asian movies, now beat it @()#&*()@#*!! dont bash the german porn!

haha it is quite odd how those dirty old jap guys have such small cocks. Everytime i see 1 of those porns i laugh my ass off. I mean i know im azn but man those videos are ridiculous. Must be the japanese radiation from hiroshima. Something is wrong there.

[Dice_]

Originally posted by Trancer


your right, thats not a very good pic of her, but its the only none nude shot i got , we are not aloud to post nude pics are we ??

post it and see all they can do it take it down

[*Caitlin*]

jenna jameson is rad if you like that trashy blonde look. alisha klass is cool if you're down with the anal thing, shes also pretty hot.
i find anything jenna jameson does is pretty cool because they usually have a storyline, and some super cheesy acting, which is what you're looking for.

[KStar]

If you have a satalite dish .. its all about the old skool 80s porno on the movies channel... good laugh thats for sure

[Kelster]

heh yea i like the 80's porn


but thanks, i'll look for all those names next time ;)

[PvD]

Originally posted by miss.myra:
Look for some Jenna Jameison stuff...

She's one classy lass, I'm sure you won't be disappointed :)

She's so lose if I tripped I could actually fall INTO her cunt.
And that's your definition of 'class'

ouch :sick:

[yoko*]

I know what you mean about wanting STORYLINE kelly. I hate that most if not all porn lack creativity. and I hate cheesey porn acting

I hate male porn stars. They're all so fucking ugly that I'd rather see two chicks going at it than a guy and girl sometimes.

i hate those japanese porn girls who look and sound like they're getting STOMPED when they're getting fucked..

[Aki]

jenna jamiesen is hottt

hey kelly d/l some "anal destruction" you won't be dissapointed
:kam:

[bren]

SURREY GIRLS

[rawb]

im so done with porn. im like porn-vincible now.

saying that, you're going to get better porn vids spending 5 bucks joinging a site on the internet for a 3 day trial, than spending 5 bucks for a 3 day rental at a store.

it's true.

[All!e]

some of these porn girlys have pretty faces.

[-DLO_604-]

Kobe Tai!

[SEAN!]

i like fobby asian porn....but i have a serious case of yellow fever, and i bet your boyfriend does too.

[Kelster]

Originally posted by yoko*
i hate those japanese porn girls who look and sound like they're getting STOMPED when they're getting fucked..

hahah
it's not just the japanese chicks, it's pretty much all the asian girls

sean, fob porn is sick
they're so desperate for cash they'd do whatever, no matter how degrading and uncomfortable it is
watching some of the asians taking it up the ass is like watching a really skinny, squealy pig take a big hard, dry shit
seeing 2 flip chicks eat each other out then shove dildos up each others ass gave me nightmares, i keep thinking about the janitors from my mall

i'm not too down with the anal stuff

i'd do the 3 day trial thing, but my computers ass and wouold probably keep crashing

[miss.myra]

Originally posted by PvD


She's so lose if I tripped I could actually fall INTO her cunt.
And that's your definition of 'class'

ouch :sick:

Wouldn't that be an accurate description of many porn star's nether regions? They fuck a lot, they fuck for a living, they fuck a lot of big cocks.

You do the math, genius.

[yoko*]

Originally posted by Kelster


watching some of the asians taking it up the ass is like watching a really skinny, squealy pig take a big hard, dry shit

ahaha :hehe:

[jim]

I wouldn't exactly call Jenna Jameson classy, I've seen some vids with her doing some pretty raunchy stuff (ie. ass to mouth). As for your dilemma Kelly, I would suggest searching out some videos by Vivid Videos which is North America's largest porn distribution company, Jenna Jameson just happens to be a major player in this company. Their videos usually have quite high budgets, much better actors than your average wank film, and semi-plausible story lines.

[Kelster]

vivid videos it is, thaaaaaaaaaanx cubed :D