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tonight i have a mission
tonight i have a mission, my mission is to wait for my parents to sleep, crawl out of my window onto my "semi" roof, then climb up onto my real roof, smoke a joint, hide the roach. another part of my mission is for the next night, i will go and get the roach, smoke it and mission successful!
i know it's not that much of a mission, but it's gonna kick ass because i'm gonna get high :kam: it will also be my first time getting high alone! i will reply if my mission for tonight is successful!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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hey hey hey i know something. well i'm just really stoned ok, and i wanted you all to know that.
i did the mission! ;D i am really stoned, and it's fucked up! everything get's louder ahhhhhhhhh this is wierd, has annyone felt like this? where everything just seems SOOOO LOUD! well yea i'm wow, i did it mission 1 complete mission 2 is tomorow gogogog! |
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aha, second mission should be not falling off the roof when ur stoned..
ok like 5 years ago when i was sketched about smoking indoors i had a sure fire plan and it worked everytime... just make sure ur parents are asleep... take all ur blankets off ur bed and stuff them in the slot of open space under ur door make sure theres alot of blankets on top of that as well so your door is completely blocked... then u should get one of those metal pipes that have the screw lid, you've seen them, on the bowl there is like a little hat that screws into the bowl with a little hole in the hat... u can stuff ur pot in there, screw the hat on, and suck in the flame through the hole... this way no pot smoke escapes in between your tokes... so after u got the pipe, and underneath ur door is blocked, get an empty roll of toilet paper and stuff it in the middle with those downy scented laundry dryer things, and then put another sheet on one side of the toilet roll and hold it on that side with an elastic band... so now u got all this crap which is pretty easy to obtain, u take a huge toke... hold it in, peep ur head out the window and blow in the direction the wind is going.. this way no smoke is getting in ur room because of the special pipe... and even if some smoke from ur exhale does get in ur room it will smell like downy sheets.... when ur done just spray ur room with some cologne to be extra sketchy, and leave ur window open... easy as pie... i never got caught... until i stopped caring so much to do all that... |