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View Poll Results: For $250,000?
Yeah, why not... it's $250,000, right? Heehee 14 63.64%
Hell no! I have standards...that's just gross 5 22.73%
Uh...*Whatcha talking about Willis?* 3 13.64%
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Old Sep 16, 01
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Would Ya? Could Ya?

Okay... last night, me, Lex, and Winston struck up an interesting conversation, and I want to post it up here to see other people's responses...Heeheehee :D

The topic was this:

For the guys ~ If an elderly woman, let say in her 60's to 70's, offered you $250,000 to *do* her, would ya? Could ya? I mean this lady is really old looking, with wrinkly skin, saddlebagged that almost touches her knees, tree-trunked legs, vericose veins everywhere, and false teeth. For a quarter of a million, would ya do it? :035:

For the ladies ~ If a elderly gentleman proposed you with this, would ya? Could ya? The gentleman also in his 60's to 70's, smells like old "Old Spice", false teeth, droopy skin kinda like Bob Hope or something, etc. So same question...for a quarter of a million, would ya do it? :035:

We laughed about it for a solid 30mins... :160:
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Old Sep 16, 01
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That is SO nasty!! Without question, I wouldn't even think twice about doing him. Even the thought of merely looking at an naked old man makes me wanna puke. Think about what an old man's penis would look like...ahhhhh...

Erica :AZN:
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Old Sep 16, 01
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That is SO nasty!! Without question, I wouldn't even think twice about doing him. Even the thought of merely looking at an naked old man makes me wanna puke. Think about what an old man's penis would look like...ahhhhh...
Beauty is just a 26 of vodka and a light switch away!
And think of the SKILLZ he would have...daym!

hahah just kiddin' of course!
Never...never!
*puke*
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Old Sep 16, 01
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please don't hold me to this

quarter of a million dollars ...?do i have to eat it...*puke* *gasp*
wrinkled bearded axe wound? maybe with loads of whip cream. :035:
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Old Sep 16, 01
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three words that make me say no....

shriveled up
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wrinkly
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Old Sep 16, 01
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of course.

in your life you will unaviodably have bad sex, might as well have bad sex with an ugly old person for a quarter of a f'ing million bucks.

pass the lube.

r.
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Old Sep 16, 01
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i'd try to trick 'em to think it was me,....

blindfold them.."oh... trust me... it gives a beter effect"... then hire sum one else for like hmm 100? then take off the blindfolds and tada...


fork it up.
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Old Sep 17, 01
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.........

It's one of those questions that makes you ponder :219: for a few minutes then grin. I'm just thinking about the money aspect and the fact that i'd be doing this older woman a favor. She probably hasn't experienced anything this good in years and just in case anything should happen medically, i'll have an ambulance on standy-by. So my answer is yes. I'll use $20,000 dollars of that money for therapy if needed.

=)
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Old Sep 17, 01
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yeah i'd prob do it......
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Old Sep 17, 01
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Of course I'd do it...

There's my house and ferrari right there>>>

-nuff said.
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Old Sep 17, 01
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FUCK YEA!~ i'd fuck the shit out of her!


i'd just make sure i haven't j'd or anything for like a month so that when i do her i come REAL fast!

MUAHAHAHA!

then i'll take my money and run!!!

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Old Sep 17, 01
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ewwwww no....

yoko i love the idea...hehe!

umm never just the thought of it..... yucky...ewww... can't even gawd.....:msPiggy:
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Old Sep 17, 01
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As gross as it is... yeah I would...

Think about all the good shit you could buy??

but... ewww... old wrinkly man...
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Old Sep 17, 01
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hmmm.....

well...that is a lot of mnoney.

yeah i'd do it... i think. if you got drunk and did it, it might not be so bad....but then what if you were too drunk and couldn't get it up and then you were stuck there till something happened?? *shudders*


i'd do it for $500,000 for sure! but $250,000 could still get you soo much stuff!

so yeah....i'd do it. just as long as the physical contact is minimized. if she was all grabbing and touchy touchy i don't think i could handle it......i hope this old lady isn't too frisky
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Old Sep 17, 01
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Hell yeah!!!

Then I'd shoot it all over her face.

Gimme my money!!!!

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Old Sep 18, 01
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haha..dwight...gold..

yeah id do it....and yoko when ur done with ur blind fold...pass it on to me....but ill be using it on myself....im quite a visual person....and im thinkin itd prob feel somewhat good i guess....so blindfold would do jus fine....

but what if u broke her hip....

corrie
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Old Sep 18, 01
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Ba ha!!!

Yeah, osteoperosis is a bitch, eh Corrie???

MUAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

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Old Sep 18, 01
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for 250 grand??? i would cuz itll be one of those things u wouldnt tell anyone u did and u have phat cash. i mean its 250,000 dollars people!
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Old Sep 20, 01
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LOL!*dwight*
seriously man....

haha..

corrie
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Old Sep 21, 01
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That's a lot of weed, Marty??? Corrie, you gonna match us with your miracle hash J's???

That's a lot of fucking hash......

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Old Sep 23, 01
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If it was 250,000 in cash, right in front of you on the table, you're telling me you wouldn't do it?

Fuck that, I'd be all over her :P
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Old Oct 18, 01
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HAHAHA

Hell no! That's nasty!!!! I don't care for how much, still wouldn't/couldn't!
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Old Oct 22, 01
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cash.. upfront... large new bills
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Old Oct 23, 01
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yes the majority of of us need to find pimps.

For all of us that have principles nice Job keep it up!
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