handcuffs and assorted forms of good times.

[Kandyapple]

heh handcuffs are a no go with me anymore. first time i tried it "ex" bf decided not to be fun anymore and decided to piss me off by teasing to do things to me while i was tied up. grrrrrr soooo not cool. don't think i'll see me in those anymore. way to kill the mood for me.
strawberrys, chocolate sauce, and wipped cream = yes
blindfold=maybe
ice cubes=errrrr
nipple clamps=no

[djmarkpaul]

Originally posted by Goat
forplay is and always will remain key to great 'sex'.

HEY GIRLS LOOK IT'S A SENSITIVE MAN! I BET YOU CAN BRING HIM HOME TO MAMA AND SHOW HIM ALL YOUR BABY PICS AND HE WON'T EVEN GET BORED! HAHAHAHA!

*single tear*

Actually I think you're just trying to get the girlies that can only get off whilst whisked away in a sexcapade fantasy. I can't say it's a bad idea, I mean you may boldly go where no man has gone before, but you do realize that there are countless hours talking on the phone about absolutely nothing, plus all the treating them like a princess crap. Good luck with that, but I don't buy that a real lady needs that behavior, a real lady will tell you herself without huffing and puffing over it.

All a guy wants is to stick his throbbing love muscle into a nice warm hole, and ejaculate for as long as humanly possible.

Licking desert toppings of each other is reminiscent of the urban myth of the lady that put peanut butter on her pussy so her dog could lick it off.

You guys keeping lickin food of each other if it gets you off, I'll be busy making my partner cum.

[zarlon]

So Markpaul you're saying that foreplay is shit? Huh??

I'm supposing you don't get many girlies eh.

[djmarkpaul]

^ No that's what you are saying. Foreplay is fine and I realize there are plenty of ladies that need it in order to climax climatically.

Foreplay != Licking desert toppings off each other.

Licking food of each other are the symptoms of a sex obsessed society and seems to have more place in a pre-school than in the bedroom. But why care about what I think, slurp it up if you want guys, slurp slurp slurp! :PartEkid:

Oh and good on you Claire for attempting to attack my character on how often I get laid, way to one me up there!

[Goat]

HEY GIRLS LOOK IT'S A SENSITIVE MAN! I BET YOU CAN BRING HIM HOME TO MAMA AND SHOW HIM ALL YOUR BABY PICS AND HE WON'T EVEN GET BORED! HAHAHAHA!

eat shit and die buddae. I'm comfortable and confident enough in my sexuality to grasp a couple basic things about sex that's been enjoyed by both parties.

1. as with all things in life, you only get what you put in.
2. to be honest, oral sex is completely enjoyable, it's not a duty or requiremnt of me getting laid.
3. sex isn't the be all end all. if i wanted sex, i'd go to a rave and fuck a random raver. better yet, i have a hand and know how to use it.
4. it turns me on to see whoever i'm with enjoying themself.

Markpaul, do i define you? think about what comes out of your mouth before ya say it.

respect

-max

[rawb]

when will i be admitted to the I AM SO COMFORTABLE WITH SEX THAT I WILL POST PARAGRAPHS ABOUT IT NON-CHALANTLY fnk club?

:(

[zarlon]

Never Rawb... 'cause you're FRIGID

[jax0r]

Originally posted by Goat
checklist:

handcuffs - non fluffy-police-issue variety
whipcream - in a can
blindfold - of the silk nature
nippleclamps - :kimmie:
chocolate sauce - yummy
pretty sure there's strawberries in the frigdge still
king size bed
ice cubes


anyone up for a round or two? :PartEkid:

Something tells me this was a bad post to read when i havn't been laid in 3 months...

*bites lip...*



sigh...

[Jrock]

Diversity is key! Narrow-minded people will lack that diversity, and will most likely fail.

-jay :209:

[Mo...]

I'm almost set hahaha... handcuffs 4 post bed, cool whip (IN A CAN!!!) glow in the dark sexy dice woot woot