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View Poll Results: Would you give a guy a BJ for $5,000,000?
YES! 35 50.72%
Yes... if I didn't have to swallow. 8 11.59%
NO! 9 13.04%
I rather shove a popsicle up my ass for $250,000 instead! 17 24.64%
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Old Sep 18, 01
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Would ya? Could ya? Part 2 (for guys)

At the same conversation I asked Lex and a couple of guys at the table this...

Since you would get funky for $250,000 with an old lady with cottage cheese thighs for $5,000,000 would you go down on a guy and eat jizz?

I think almost making Kimmie spit out her food when she heard that was worth the question! :041:
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Old Sep 18, 01
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OMG!!! How did I know you were gonna post this question??? :160:
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Old Sep 18, 01
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

That's where i draw the line....


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Men=Only if i'm in jail and i it's against my will (like a scene out of American Me) where it's life or death.
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Old Sep 18, 01
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fuck i'd do it...

for that kinda money, i could buy enough drugs to forget alllll about it...



it's like doing the polar bear swim... put your body infront of your mind and just fucking do it...
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Old Sep 18, 01
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Whoa bob... Hahahaha :160:

Something new I learned about you... :355: Just like the polar bear swim, huh?
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Old Sep 18, 01
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Fuck no!!!

Awww sick!!!!

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Old Sep 18, 01
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Kimmie: :c-tard:

For the rest of you that voted, I want to know who chose to have a popsicle up the butt for $250,000.

I betcha you'll do a great Clint Eastwood squint when that baby enters the chute! :119:
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Old Sep 18, 01
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would this question be void if you were homosexual or bi sexual?
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Old Sep 18, 01
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would this question be void if you were homosexual or bi sexual?
I'm straight (or partially gay according to one of the polls someone posted) but I think if I were such a sexually oriented person I wouldn't say anything, run to the front of the line and then imagine how I would spend $5,000,000 while trying not to chew. :c-tard:

I guess I forgot to put in the fine print, but I didn't want to descriminate against people with different sexual preferences than I.
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Old Sep 20, 01
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fuck man i don'[t care...im with bob id do it....i don't care i know im not gay so i don't care...5,000,000 bucks...are any of u thinkin straight...u might be laffin while im suckin that dick...haha but ill be laffin later....pool side...with a monkeys lunch in my right hand..as i watch u clean my damn pool...muhahahahahhaa!!!!

and no monkeys lunch is not lingo for a dink...so if u don't get it..then ur prob not near the legal drinking age....

corrie
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Old Sep 30, 01
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This sounds like an episode of Fear Factor....
Uh.... just like the episode where they were making people eat different parts of the pig (and the chick who gagged when she had to eat the snout)
I"d probably throw up so I don't think I would.... but then again 5 mill could pay for a lifetime of psycho therepy which I probably would need after doing that.... keke
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Old Oct 16, 04
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5 mill would buy alot of therapy
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Old Oct 18, 04
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This question ran wild in Grade 8. I think our price was $50,000,000, though. Suprisingly, alot of people still wouldn't have done it for the 50 mill.

I wouldn't do it for $5,000,000, I know that for sure.
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Old Oct 21, 04
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Lots of old threads being bumped here..
$5 million? hmmm. Probably.
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Old Oct 21, 04
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haha what an easy question for me.

bring on that five million.
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Old Oct 21, 04
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Hell I've done it for free.
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Old Oct 21, 04
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But would you do it for one dollar?
(Damn, I forget the joke about where someone is asked if they'd do it for x million, they say yes, and then are asked if they'd do it for one. When they express shock/disbelief, they're told "we've established that you're a whore, now we are just negotiating the price" )
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Old Nov 11, 04
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if its five million euro dollars, i'd hit it...
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Old Nov 11, 04
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Hell I've done it for free.
think of all the money we missed out on :(
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Old Nov 11, 04
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if its five million euro dollars, i'd hit it...
Would you do it for $10? ;)
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Old Nov 11, 04
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anyone that says no is a liar. if there was 5 mill in front of you and a guy with his pants down, you'd do it. i know i would. 5 mill is a lot of money, enough to live off of for life if you invest it properly. then you could pay someone to have the guy killed and no one would ever know.
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Old Nov 11, 04
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anyone that says no is a liar. if there was 5 mill in front of you and a guy with his pants down, you'd do it. i know i would. 5 mill is a lot of money, enough to live off of for life if you invest it properly. then you could pay someone to have the guy killed and no one would ever know.
dude it doesn't even matter if anyone knows... anyone that knows will envy you for the rest of their lives... they are gonna be like.... omf why did i not suck that guy off for 5 mil...

trust me i'd do it and so would any other self respecting guy who has under 5 mil in has acct...
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Old Nov 11, 04
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true that... i'd hit it up for that kind of coin.. but wouldnt be smiling while doing it.. not one bit
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Old Nov 11, 04
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^obviously not, but a shot in the face is worth 5 mill haha
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Old Nov 12, 04
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...then you could pay someone to have the guy killed and no one would ever know.
thats what i was thinking. you have teh people that know about it disapear, and still have lots left over.
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