Pot + Germans = Whatdafuck?

[Flip]

Okay, so I'm sitting here at the computer, totally baked, with Charley's Angels 2 playing on the TV. All of a sudden the movie turns off and there's this old black and white German movie, with sub-titles. Screaming Germans are the last thing I want to see, after staring at Cameron Diaz for the last hour. Why do things like this always happen to me?

[Kandyapple]

it is karma. you have been jerking off for too long and you have made the baby jesus cry. now you must watch a german film with a half chub for the the rest of the night as punishment.
i say half chub cuz i know your still having dirty thoughts about the germans.
STOP IT!!!

[finger_7]

Bloody Germans, always screaming and such...

[Flip]

Originally posted by Kandyapple:
it is karma. you have been jerking off for too long and you have made the baby jesus cry. now you must watch a german film with a half chub for the the rest of the night as punishment.
i say half chub cuz i know your still having dirty thoughts about the germans.
STOP IT!!!

That's by far the most romantic thing you've ever said to me, how sweet :kimmie: It's nice to know that you've got the picture of me pounding my pork-chop, on your mind. How often do you picture my beating my red-headed step-child?

p.s. Essen mien shiszer!

[meth0dical]

^ haha remember when kenji spilled all that juice?

[wizzle]

i sure don't

[cinist]

FUCK

frikken germans

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