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Oct 05, 01
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Embarrassing Sex Situations
C'mon, tell some stories guys!
hmmm, i think this is one of the prehistoric F&K threads, from way back when dinosaurs still roamed..hehe.. anyways, i'll spill as soon as you guys do.... spill your beans boys and girls. i need some entertainment! :105: :355: 
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Oct 14, 01
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picture this...
myself pounding away on my gf with her legs over my shoulders on my bed with her clenching her teeth onto my arm when guess who walks in.....yup my good old very religious father...and what did he see a perfect penetration shot.....he was not pleased
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Oct 14, 01
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ummm... i haven't had sex in over a month.... that's kinda embarassing, does that count?
i said no to a girl once and literally kicked her outta my house, slammed the door on her face and locked it before she could grab the doorknob... she musta been pretty embarassed. i dumped her the next day, hah... what was i thinking???? saving myself for something better!?! hah...
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Oct 21, 01
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hello?
Ok so im giving my bf head ya...nothing really great about that right?
Anyhow...ya so the phone rings right b4 he’s about to go. But I got up to pick up the phone...he ended up blowing his load all over the bottom of his chin...I guess it was only embarrassing cause I was there...but I laughed so hard I couldn’t pick up the phone after that. Haha ill never forget the disguted look on his face!
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Oct 22, 01
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Re: hello?
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*dies of laughter* omfg....bahhahahha!
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Oct 23, 01
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ah megs, that story is priceless!
well, i've been walked in on by a stranger in a public place, but i wasn't really embarassed. nothing really embarrassing has happened to me during sex. i guess this would be the worst.... my bf and me thought there was no one home in his house, so right before we had sex i walked down his hall, completely naked to the bathroom. when i was in there i heard someone brush the door, but i thought it was the cat. when i came outta the bathroom his parents' door was open, when it wasn't before, but i didn't think too much of it. then we had sex in his room with the door wide open. after, we hear the tv in his parents room turn on. his dad's home. he may have seen me naked and heard/saw us having sex. so ya, not that bad, cept i'm kinda embarassed to go back there...hehe...ahh...
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Oct 26, 01
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I was spending the night at my bf's place, at like 3 in the morning we thought his roommate had fallen asleep on the couch so we proceeded to have the most amazing sex on the futon across the room. well we both found out in the morning that he was wide awake for the entire "show" whipping cream and all. from that day forward I couldn't look his roommate in the eye! oops!!
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Oct 30, 01
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my story is kinda like this...
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My boyfriend and I were laying in my bed cuddling and stuff....we realized he had to leave soon , so we decided to get a little nookie in before he left...my mom was downstairs(she is totally against young people having sex..even my 22 year old sister) and my door was open..but we decided to risk it anyways.. (makes it a little more exciting right?) so we go ahead and have mmmmindblowing sex..he's trying to cover my mouth (i didn't realize i was being loud)...then after we were done....my mom calls me...ends up she was in her room (which is about 10 feet away) the whole time! her door was ALSO open :Kimmie: heh..oopsies! :288: this happened 2 days ago..and i still don't know for sure if she heard or not!
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Nov 02, 01
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on the ferry w/my drunk-as-hell gf screaming in the back of my buddy's van w/o tinted windows when all of a sudden...ppl start to return to their cars...i still remember the faces of kids who didnt quite get wat was goin on...plus my buddy opens the door to see my skinny ass as well as revealing it to all ov vancouver island... :Kimmie:
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Nov 03, 01
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Embarrassing...
I was having sex with my boyfriend in my bedroom, (I live in the basement of my parents house) and was trying to keep quiet, but I guess it wasn't working. We were trying a new position and it felt just too damn good, so I started moaning and all. And then my dad yelled at me to shut up..eep.
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Nov 19, 01
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Re: Embarrassing...
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'oh god.. thats too good !!
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Nov 21, 01
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haha
alright. so i was on the island. i happened to be staying at the same place as an ex boyfriend of mine and his two best friends. we're all very close friends and one of my ex's best friends (we'll call him boy # 1) and I have hooked up in the past. My ex totally doesn't mind, as we have discussed things and he has a new g/f too. Anyways, so we all go out to the bar, have tons of fun, have this huge afterparty at the place we're staying at afterwards. Next thing I know my ex and his best friend leave, but boy # 1 stays. Later on, he's sitting beside me talking to everyone, (I'm beside him)...he says, you know when you want to do something, but don't think you should, but really want to, but don't know if you could!? Everyone was wondering what the hell he was talking about....but I grasped it quite well (all a big reference to us). We both kind of got this look in our eyes, and we were suddenly quite "tired" and decided to go to our bedrooms downstairs. No body caught on what so ever. So we're in my bedroom, giggling away, because it was so smoothe, that our friends will never guess. (Cuz if they knew what we were up to, they'd all be busting the door down) Next thing I know, we're very deep into things. (Now it was quite late like 4am when we went down there) I knew that they had to catch a ferry back at 6am as they had to work. So we're just taking things as they go, hoping that my ex and boy # 1's best friend will be late picking him up. NOPE. They weren't late, not to mention...my ex kind of had a feeling something would happen. So he sent his best friend in to the house to pick up boy # 1. So the best friend just WALKS right into the bedroom. Haha, it was classic! We had no idea what to do. He says, "Come on, get up, get up, we gotta go!" And boy # 1 was like, "I will in ONE second!!" So we get up, to make things worse I threw on a hoody that I found in the room, turned out it was boy # 1's best friend's hoody. Haha, he saw that, said, "It's ok jess, give it back to me, when you get back to Van!" As he turned to open the door, my ex comes walking up to see our red faces, he starts giggling and shouts, "I knew it!" haha the most weirdest experience of my life. :041:
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