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Oct 08, 01
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have u ever caught an std....
well...have ya.....
who here was as stupid as me way back when and got fucked over..... im only telling the whole story if i find out theres' more people who have been in my boat..... im not in it now....but that whole parents that know u have sex thread inspired this so....lets hear those shameful moments peeps... corrie 
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Oct 09, 01
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one time
I was on my way home with friends after a night of doing shrooms...I noticed I had a cole(sp?) sore in my mouth...at first I didn't think much of it but as the ride home continued I continued to think (damn drugs) upon arriving at home I came to the conclusion that I had herpes....the reason for this was because two weeks earlier I had a little kissing session with someone who I later heard was a slut...I figured that she had givin me herpes....so stupid me still feeling the effects of drugs was at home filled with anger trying to find ways to get back at this bitch...my mom heard me raging downstairs and came down to see wtf was going on I told her that I wanted to go for a drive and she was hesitant but then came....I told her that I thought I had herpes... and showed her the sore in my mouth ....I was nearly in tears especially since I had a sore in my mouth...she asked if I had sex with the girl and said no, and that weonly made out....b/c of the fact that she thinks her son is a slut she assumed we did in fact do more and said that she would check it up in a "health dictionary" if u in fact can get herpes without having sex....obviously u can't and that's why its called a SEXUALLY TRANSMITTED DISEASE and since that little scare I have not done mushrooms.....and I don't have herpes .....the END
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Oct 09, 01
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man... i found out that i had mono once, and my mom called me a slut!!! hahaha... MONO for fuck's sake... that's not even an STD... how the hell could u tell ur mom that u have herpes man!?! u must have some kinda... re-la-tion-ship... with her or something
well i really should go get checked, haven't gone in a while, and i have a couple concerns... but i think i'll wait until after stabby has had her way with max... ha... oh that's REALLY mean... oh well, if i have anything, i got it from her... and she claims that she's clean, but she's full of shit, which is why i'm sorta concerned... pete are u sure about the cotton swab thing???? what about the scraping!?! they've actually done that to me before... OWWWWw
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Oct 09, 01
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well now that we have a couple of somewhat NON embarrassing moments i guess i will share MY embarassing moment.....
ok then...it all started when this old flame i had called me up and she wanted to hook up with me and stuff...she had called a few times before that and we never managed to get together....well so we finally do meet up at metro and we eat and shit and she invites me back to her place in surrey......haha...yes surrey.....hehe...anyway so we go there and shit and her parents aren't home yet and one thing leads to another and she wants to have sex....so im like ok got a rubber and she's like nope but i jus got tested for work and im clean.........at the time im thinkin.....wwwhhhhhhhhaaaaattt........b ut she was already necked and this chick was fucking HOT....and i mean like southwest steak and cheese with jalepenos and hot sauce hot man.....she was fuckin spicy!!!so yeah...i gave in...and we had sex multiple times throughout the nite...hehe 5 to be exact......4 before we went to sleep and once before i left........now heres the thing........that morning i went to take a piss and it didn't hurt or anything.......but i had an odd sensation but i decided to ignore it becuz i didn't think id be feeling anything so soon if she HAD given me something....so a week goes by and its starting to fuckin burn when im pissin yo and one time when i go to piss i look down and theres some weird shit on the tip......let me tell u it was not precum.........yeah! so somehow i manage to gather the courage to tell the folks and get some advice on what to do.....so yeah i had to make an appointment at the health clinic thing.... and bob...this is what they did..... so im waiting in there....lalala...and yay the doctor comes in....by it aint no man....it was a lovely short brown lady...yes,.....a lady.......she made me pull down my pants whip it out....squeeze some of the puss out from my dink and she took this big long thing that had a lil bit of cotton on the end and she soaked it up on there...yup...one of the most embarrassing moments of my life...but really it wasn't that bad.........haha...i was jus freaked out that somehow id get excited and get a hard on when she touched me.....hehe but that didn't happen....and her physical appearance helped....she was no looker...... so she tells me to zip up...gave me some pills to take.....becuz what i had she thought i had one of two things...either...ghonneria(sp) or clamidia......one pill for the ghonneria...and a week prescription for the clamidia.....and then i had to go next door and get blood tests... it turned out to be clamidia and i was lucky and i got off with something that was curable.......i was fuckin pissed off and i told the girl that she had fuckin given me something.....but this was before i knew what it was.....then i found out exactly what it was and i was informed that if she had gone untreated she would not be able to have children later on in life....and she was grateful for me informing her....stupid bitch.....but we're cool now....ill jus never fuck her again....no matter how good the sex was.............well.... hehe jj corrie
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Oct 09, 01
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that'll teach u to mess with surrey!!!
kudos for spillin' the story man... i bet EVERYONE on f&k wants to get in your pants now... heyyyyy... there's inscentive for me to go get tested... i'll be like hoping that i get something when i get tested, if i come out with something, i'll be like "I WON!!!" ahahaha... i'll post the results, since u were brave enough to... plus it probably just got u laid... so...
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Oct 09, 01
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no way man....
i have a woman.... buuuut...i still haven't told her that i caught something a lil ways back...i don[t know how the fuck im gonna bring that up unless i get another full check up with blood tests and all....even though its already a lil too late for taht if u know what i mean.... corrie
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Oct 09, 01
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That's lucky man, I'm happy it worked out well in the end for you. First time I ever had sex I was too worked up to stop myself even though I didn't have a condom, fucking stupid in retrospect, something I'll never fucking do again. Luckily everything turned out fine, but nonetheless, the stupid things we do when we're young =)
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Oct 10, 01
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I never caught a STD. I carry a glad bag around if I am on the prowl.
If I can't find one around, a ziplock 'yellow and blue make green!' bag works wonders! PS. Make sure you floss after you eat! :c-tard:
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Oct 10, 01
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not worth it
it's just not worth risking....hoiw bad would it suck to have an incurable STD!?!?! u'd have to tell every person that u ever wanted to become intimate with.....and I'm sure that wouldn't be easy to do
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Oct 10, 01
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right cleve! i sleep with sooooo many guys, im sorry but im not the one that picked up some random person off the streets by the java joint and slept with them. that was you indeed. and when we were dating i went and got tested and it came back clear so stop or making up stories for your lil friends. :)
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Oct 13, 01
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haha...know how i said i hadn't told the gf that i had caught something way back when...well today we were talking about her goin on the pill and shit and how she had to go have a pap and shit...haha...sucks to be her..hehe...but yeah and she was saying how she wanted me to go get tested and shit and so it was on my mind cuz she was talkin bout shit and so i told her and she was totally cool with it....its curable so she was fine.....
what a relief.... corrie
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