The =>"if i had a $billion$ i would"<= thread

Euro Dollar · #1 (**permalink**) Jun 08, 04

Personaly, if i had a billion dollars i would buy a penthouse down town, buy a nightclub and turn it into an ongoing rave.... 24/7
i'd buy a bmw m3 and a huuge party yacht....
i'd have a personal helicopter, and i am really high so i probably will post what i really would do with a billion when i am sober...

What would you do with a $1.000.000.000.oo?

A BILLION DOLLARS!!!!!!

Euro Dollar · #2 (**permalink**) Jun 08, 04

A Billion Freakin Cash Money!!!! $$$

Euro Dollar · #3 (**permalink**) Jun 08, 04

losers...

Hot Karl · #4 (**permalink**) Jun 08, 04

travel. forever. wouldn't need a house.

i'd be like diddy with the jet stream. CALL ME I'LL PICK YOU UP AT THE AIRPORT WE HEADING TO [insert party destination here]

mojo · #5 (**permalink**) Jun 08, 04

^ditto

then settle down eventually on my own little island off the coast with somewhere to park my hovercraft
and my wifes

bob · #6 (**permalink**) Jun 08, 04

i'd build a tower and fill it full of dimes
then i'd travel the world in search for treasure

hardstylin · #7 (**permalink**) Jun 09, 04

id buy a small island fill it with hott slutts, drugs and a huge system with decks scattered all over it,bike jumps, pools, paintball fields,a hockey rink,a skate park and id just sit around playing sports, getting high, fucking hot girls, and partying all day long with everybody i knew.

cheebus420 · #8 (**permalink**) Jun 09, 04

why is this in the chronical? I thought you were going to make a joke that you'd spend it all on weed.

Euro Dollar · #9 (**permalink**) Jun 09, 04

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Originally Posted by mojo

^ditto

then settle down eventually on my own little island off the coast with somewhere to park my hovercraft
and my wifes

somewhere to park your wives?
hrmmmm :punch:

Euro Dollar · #10 (**permalink**) Jun 09, 04

its in chronicle because i made that thread when i was fucking high!

~god~ · #11 (**permalink**) Jun 09, 04

I would buy a billion hoes!! and have them all sex each other!! and i would watch while I jerk off!!!

uuhh. thats right!!

Euro Dollar · #12 (**permalink**) Jun 09, 04

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Originally Posted by ~god~

I would buy a billion hoes!! and have them all sex each other!! and i would watch while I jerk off!!!

uuhh. thats right!!

nice nice

No trace · #13 (**permalink**) Jun 09, 04

I would buy the crazy old dishwasher at my restaurant a hockey franchiase
I would BUILD a town and throw the biggest rave ever at it. No charge.
I would invest like crazy to insure that cash would never run out.
I would tip my waitress a million dollars.
I would start my own company for everything. Something like the Virgin brand.
I would become a politician, and actually do something good for the world with my power.
I would take a vacation in space.
I would buy a sailboat and disappear.

Max Lazarus · #14 (**permalink**) Jun 09, 04

I would go to McDonald's.

Partizan · #15 (**permalink**) Jun 09, 04

i would buy more than a billion cheeseburgers.. that would make mcdicks change their logo .. it would be 2 billion served.. not 1 billion

and if they dont il sue them for false advertising and make a few more million

fucking pricks

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haha no

id get all my dream shit, roman style vila with high ceilings and collumns, private collection of [enter material object here] .. travel ALOT .. start my own whatever company

invest 1/4 .. spend 1/4 .. keep 1/4 at hand

and give the rest to my family

Euro Dollar · #16 (**permalink**) Jun 09, 04

i would probably give half to most of my family...

i would invest in this fucking website to make a chat....
i would buy the stadium building in vancouver and make vancouver the rave central of the world...
i would open a science lab and work on creating a harmless rave drug to overthrow mdma

i would drive a bently or a good old ferrari 360 spider, or a lamborghini mercielago...

i would have a private jet with the SICKEST sound system...
i would make first night free booze at the stadium....