Getting BC Bud to Ontario?

TheDigitalPimp · #1 (**permalink**) Jun 25, 04

Okay, simple enough. What's your suggestion?

rawb · #2 (**permalink**) Jun 25, 04

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Originally Posted by TheDigitalPimp

Okay, simple enough. What's your suggestion?

fed-ex, the perfume scent strips out of your moms magazine wrapped around it, in a ziplock, in a otherwise full bottle of wine.

rawb · #3 (**permalink**) Jun 25, 04

no return address, send to a po box, ps: youre going to get arrested.

Scarface · #4 (**permalink**) Jun 25, 04

You're going to need a donkey , some hay, some ziplock bags, laxatives, a life sized nativity scene and a jesus costume. You'll have to make the voyage in December.

Or you could just not smuggle drugs.

Chet · #5 (**permalink**) Jun 25, 04

how many Lbs of weed can you fit in your colon and still be able to jog?

Scarface · #6 (**permalink**) Jun 25, 04

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Originally Posted by Chet

how many Lbs of weed can you fit in your colon and still be able to jog?

I feel an experiment coming on!

crackdragon · #7 (**permalink**) Jun 25, 04

get a big bag and fill it half way with cocaine and then put the bud in there, then fill the rest of the bag with more cocaine. They'll never find the weed!
That or ship it with coffee. That stuff will mask the smell of anything.

InSoMnIaK* · #8 (**permalink**) Jun 25, 04

put it in the glove box and make sure you wear this crossing the borders.....

Chet · #9 (**permalink**) Jun 25, 04

and if they ask to look in your glove box, Just tea bag them !!

Ragga_Wh0re · #10 (**permalink**) Jun 26, 04

zip lock bags, duct tape,tupper ware containers and suitcases.

By one round trip ticket from greyhound to ontario.
and your set.
Many of my friends have moved lbs of dope and cocaine this way all accross canada, and they have neve been busted. Also if your gonna move lbs of dope this way...dont do it unless the person whos buying is gonna give ya a nice chunk of change for it.

good luck

TheDigitalPimp · #11 (**permalink**) Jun 26, 04

Well, first off, Insoniak... where can I get that hat, hahaha :BeatFarme

Anyway, I'm flying to Ontario for 6 weeks, and I'm probably gonna ship via greyhound with a bunch of other shit. I'll be there already by the time the package gets there. And I'm not talkin lbs, maybe qp or 1/2 p. I think I just might ship my hockey equipment back there and shove it in there. No one is gonna want to smell that stinky shite!

Hot Karl · #12 (**permalink**) Jun 26, 04

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Originally Posted by ~*goddessa*~

zip lock bags, duct tape,tupper ware containers and suitcases.

By one round trip ticket from greyhound to ontario.
and your set.
Many of my friends have moved lbs of dope and cocaine this way all accross canada, and they have neve been busted. Also if your gonna move lbs of dope this way...dont do it unless the person whos buying is gonna give ya a nice chunk of change for it.

good luck

wow you're so hardcore.

hardstylin · #13 (**permalink**) Jun 26, 04

i wouldnt greyhound it i got busted for getting a pound and 30 vials of oil, and the dude who sent is no rookie,id looms or purlator that shit, how you pack it counts to man, rap all drugs in saran wrap, cover the wrap in vasaline then ducktape over the whole thing.

Ragga_Wh0re · #14 (**permalink**) Jun 26, 04

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Originally Posted by Hot Karl

wow you're so hardcore.

by no means was i trying to appear as being hardcore with i had said. I was just trying to give the guy a few helpful tips is all.

please kindly go fuck yourself.

hows that for hardcore?

ebbomega · #15 (**permalink**) Jun 26, 04

Land. Greyhound or Via. Anything else would just be silly.

Carrie · #16 (**permalink**) Jun 26, 04

i would just let the proffessionals transport it..

go to ontario and say 'hey anyone have any bc bud?'

i bet like a whole bunch of ppl would be like 'yep, right here'

Carrie · #17 (**permalink**) Jun 26, 04

ps drugs are bad.. unless they're free.

Rytalin · #18 (**permalink**) Jun 26, 04

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Originally Posted by TheDigitalPimp

Okay, simple enough. What's your suggestion?

For starters, you don't ask about it on a message board frequented anonymously by cops.

PHOTONIC · #19 (**permalink**) Jun 26, 04

Take some of thos mig bother fucking cadles, those fat ones. Gut center with a drill.Pack full of baggies of weed Then melt wax back into the bottom of the candle to seal the scent in. Make the candle look all purdy n shit n then pack it up n send it on its way. Touch of purfume would be a lil bonus help I guess.

Hot Karl · #20 (**permalink**) Jun 27, 04

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Originally Posted by ~*goddessa*~

by no means was i trying to appear as being hardcore with i had said. I was just trying to give the guy a few helpful tips is all.

please kindly go fuck yourself.

hows that for hardcore?

you'll have to speak up, i'm wearing a towel.

Daaak · #21 (**permalink**) Jun 27, 04

dig an underground tunnel which is wide enough for a large semi with spoons. hell it might take a while but if ur that desperate to bring bc bud over there its worth a shot.

it could be like the new age underground railway :D. only instead of shipping slaves its bud

mojo · #22 (**permalink**) Jun 27, 04

ummmmm..

*KeLLnEsS* · #23 (**permalink**) Jun 27, 04

DO you just NOT fakking get it?

ebbomega · #24 (**permalink**) Jun 28, 04

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Originally Posted by Carrie

i would just let the proffessionals transport it..

go to ontario and say 'hey anyone have any bc bud?'

i bet like a whole bunch of ppl would be like 'yep, right here'

Except none of that actually _is_ BC Bud. They just call it that in Ontario to make it sound like it's good weed.

TheDigitalPimp · #25 (**permalink**) Jun 28, 04

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Originally Posted by Rytalin

For starters, you don't ask about it on a message board frequented anonymously by cops.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Thanks for the laugh. Good scare tactic.... well, not really!