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Old Dec 12, 01
its a boh selecta bonanza
 
Join Date: Apr 2001
SoniK is an unknown quantity at this point
My mom caught me while HIgh

it sucked, we'll just leave it at that.

- SoniK
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Old Dec 12, 01
fka: flawless, mike ill
 
Join Date: Nov 2001
Pegasus is an unknown quantity at this point
thats shitty dude...


heh, i can act sober when im high.... :231:


-as long as i'm not peaking... :288:
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Old Dec 12, 01
i *DO NOT* think so!
 
Join Date: Nov 2001
high-dee is an unknown quantity at this point
I came home high once.
This is what I did:

"Hi mom!"

and then ran into my room.

She didn't suspect a thing. Well, ok- so I reaked of pot...and I might of mumbeled "I'm so high" under my breath...and I couldn't look her in the eye...
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Old Dec 12, 01
pV 2008 ~
 
Join Date: Nov 2000
ƒORM is on a distinguished road
Lame man =(

That's gotta be the worst.


You should become a swimmer...
Blame the red eye on the Chlorine...then douse yourself with cheap ass cologne from Zellers :288:

Works like a charm :034:
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Old Dec 12, 01
pV 2008 ~
 
Join Date: Nov 2000
ƒORM is on a distinguished road
I forgot to mention something

Always carry a fresh clove of garlic.

Right before you walk in chew it rapidly and make a paste in your mouth. Swallow right before your first sentence. :288:
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Old Dec 12, 01
its a boh selecta bonanza
 
Join Date: Apr 2001
SoniK is an unknown quantity at this point
it wasnt that a reeked like pot

My eyes were so fucking red.


They say cold does it... it doesnt!


- SoniK
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Old Dec 12, 01
little miss muffet
 
Join Date: Sep 2001
Gilkayo is an unknown quantity at this point
heheheeh..thats so great..
i just told my mom straight up i did drugs and she said just as long as i dont offer her any shes fine with it.
which is good cause i always come home fucked in the morning from parties and prance around the house.
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Old Dec 12, 01
.......
 
Join Date: Jan 2001
mister-peenutt has a little shameless behaviour in the past
whenever i come home baked. my mom thinks i'm drunk. haha its great

but they seldomly suspect it!

yeeeeeeeeeah!

except after parties sometimes when i haven't slept yet and i seem wide awake.

:Peenutt:
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Old Dec 12, 01
darling
 
Join Date: Dec 2001
[Lil]Athena is an unknown quantity at this point
im a perfect little gurl =0) ... i never do anything wrong *blushez* this is why you come home when they are SLEEPING!
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Old Dec 13, 01
Funky Diva Boi
 
Join Date: Nov 2001
Trinity is an unknown quantity at this point
I guess that's why it would be better to do your drugs away from the house, huh? That would be sooo embarassing. I've come home drunk a few times, and my mother just laughs at me, but still, I hate it when they see me in that state :310:

*demented hugz*
~ Trinity ~
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Old Dec 13, 01
Look! A rocket!
 
Join Date: Jun 2001
manik is an unknown quantity at this point
I always come home in the middle of the night drunk or high, my mom can always tell too... Maybe I'm not too subtle... For example:

I stumble up the stairs. I drop my bag. Swear loudly. Fumble for keys. Attempt to insert keys into holes. Try for a few minutes. Get in. Kick off my shoes. Go to kitchen, where my mom is waiting for me.

Mom: Hi Robin.
Me: Hi.
Mom: So... are you stoned?
Me: Noooopppeeeeeeee.
Mom: Drunk?
Me: Um. *giggle* Well, just a lliiittttllllleeeee biiittttt. (While showing just how "little" I was drunk with my fingers.)
Mom: Go to bed.

Oi.
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Old Dec 15, 01
in love with lostboyscout
 
Join Date: Oct 2001
All!e is an unknown quantity at this point
me no drugs.....

me alchomohal! hehehehe:)
me never go home drunk
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Old Oct 26, 04
Red Army Productions!
 
Join Date: May 2004
Euro Dollar is on a distinguished road
Quote:
Originally Posted by PegasuS
thats shitty dude...


heh, i can act sober when im high.... :231:


-as long as i'm not peaking... :288:
yeah, when you're peaking its wack... i just realized when this thread was made, i didn't speak much english.....

TTTRRRRRIIIIIIPPPPYYYY!!!!
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Old Nov 04, 04
Registered
 
Join Date: Oct 2004
sketchtechkid is an unknown quantity at this point
here is waht i do

valuable information


i puton colonge befroe i go out if i go out and smoke i make sure i am going swimming or something try to get as little weed smeel on me as possible, if you need to go to a grocierie store and steal visine or take it to the bathroom and use one time, and whn you get home act alike a little achiver of everything they ever want you to do jsut make it seem like there world rocks
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Old Nov 04, 04
Thats gotta hurt!
 
Join Date: Sep 2004
TrYpTaMiNe is an unknown quantity at this point
lol its funny how my story is... sort of i live with a friend now but when i lived at home my parents knew i was a pot head they cared, then they realized that they cant do anything so its all good they know i get fucked right up and just come back, hell some times in the garage, they do get mad about that though lol but whatever, this one time (the first time) i did e and u know how your so talkative when your high, i went and had a convo with my mom for like 20 minuets, she knew i was right focked, but she thought it was off pot, like my pupils were so fucked, it was nuts but she never suspected a thing.... its awesome but i live by my self or with a friend no wi mean and its WAY better
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Old Nov 04, 04
EvolveEventManagement
 
Join Date: Feb 2004
{dC!} is an unknown quantity at this point
Don't do drugs ...

And you wont get caught.
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Old Nov 04, 04
AshleY*DawN
 
Join Date: Jun 2004
IntakE is an unknown quantity at this point
if I ever come home high my conversation with my parents is as little as possible.... "hi im going to bed"...thats pretty much the most I ever say while high.
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Old Nov 04, 04
EvolveEventManagement
 
Join Date: Feb 2004
{dC!} is an unknown quantity at this point
When I used to do E ...

I wouldn't say a word to my parents.
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Old Nov 04, 04
ibreaks.co.uk
 
Join Date: Nov 2003
Dead Mike is an unknown quantity at this point
i live on my own so i can smoke my rock and shoot my junk right in my own living room with NO WORRIES

Last edited by Dead Mike; Nov 04, 04 at 10:28 AM.
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Old Nov 04, 04
YIP!
 
Join Date: Mar 2004
Custard is an unknown quantity at this point
Quote:
Originally Posted by {dC!}
When I used to do E ...

I wouldn't say a word to my parents.
nobody likes a quitter
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Old Nov 04, 04
raver
 
Join Date: Oct 2004
shortstopmax is an unknown quantity at this point
yeeeeeah, gettin caught high sucks..if its just from weed my rents dont get too ma,d and they have no clue about e, when im drunk thou, they get pisssssssed..........definalty make such a fool outta myself..claaaassssssssic
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Old Nov 04, 04
EvolveEventManagement
 
Join Date: Feb 2004
{dC!} is an unknown quantity at this point
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dead Mike
i live on my own so i can smoke my rock and shoot my junk right in my own living room with NO WORRIES
HahaA your classic Mike ...
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Old Nov 08, 04
Mistah Boom Tastic
 
Join Date: Apr 2004
BrownThug is an unknown quantity at this point
i tlak to my parents when im high all the time.....visine + axe + frisk :D
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Old Nov 09, 04
Simple vs. Retarded
 
Join Date: Sep 2004
FornoDan is an unknown quantity at this point
yeah my mom went from having an overprotected straight A university student to finding out he smoked pot/did E... sold both... hahaha in one night....

shes confused... and fights me all the way... but really cant say anything...
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Old Nov 09, 04
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Join Date: Nov 2004
wum is an unknown quantity at this point
hee..
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