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  #26 (permalink)  
Old Nov 09, 04
I bring you...FIRE!
 
Join Date: May 2003
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Bwahaha. I suck. I can roll a decent joint if I am lucky.

thats why I almost always have a pipe (or 2) on me at any point in time....when I have bud at least. I'm hella poor now, so no grass for the Gus
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  #27 (permalink)  
Old Nov 09, 04
WCG
 
Join Date: Oct 2004
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it has taken a long time, but i can roll pretty damn well now. rolling is hella fun. i get annoyed with zigzags cause they have those "easy rolling" tabs, but i hold both ends of the paper when finishin the roll to keep the paper even and i find they just create problems if anything? also get annoyed when the weed has to be busted by hand and the joint is bumpy :P everybody has the ability to become a good roller it just takes practice like anything. one time it was pitch black and i was really high on shrooms and I managed to roll the most perfectest J ever haha good times.

what i have found, is if it isn't rolled to an optimum tightness, you waste a lot of weed. i swear if somebody rolls the same amount and rolls it sloppy.. you get like half the tokes.

Last edited by Goodfellow; Nov 09, 04 at 04:55 AM.
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  #28 (permalink)  
Old Nov 09, 04
 
Join Date: Jul 2004
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hell YES i do... better than you baby...

only ONE guy i met can roll em better than me, and yes, tis tru, he was a canadaian... i dont even know his name.. or if i did i cant remember, thats how good it was... he works with steve in the new record shop across from amsterdam cafe... hes got longish dark curly hair.. THAT guy can roll...
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  #29 (permalink)  
Old Nov 09, 04
WCG
 
Join Date: Oct 2004
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I think everyone who thinks they can roll good should take a picture and we can all compare heh although looks are only half the battle.
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  #30 (permalink)  
Old Nov 09, 04
 
Join Date: Jul 2004
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looks ARE only half the battle... and hey if ANYONE knows who that guy in the record store is PM i must kno the joint masters name... hahahaha


anyway... yes... if i wasnt at work i'd roll one up right now ta post...

do you use 2 papers? or one?

spliff? or joint?

hash or no hash?

these are IMPORTANT questions as it changes the difficulty of the roll.
haha... AND, yes its all about how tight it is, if its too tight, you can't pull on it, if its too loose, it burns and runs all crazy and u dont even get to smoke the herb u put in there...
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  #31 (permalink)  
Old Nov 09, 04
Simple vs. Retarded
 
Join Date: Sep 2004
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ashes
hell YES i do... better than you baby...

only ONE guy i met can roll em better than me, and yes, tis tru, he was a canadaian... i dont even know his name.. or if i did i cant remember, thats how good it was... he works with steve in the new record shop across from amsterdam cafe... hes got longish dark curly hair.. THAT guy can roll...
ash... i was there with you... and i will second that completely...

i've been ranting and raving about that guy... who can pump out 3 perfect middle finger sized joints... with filters... by hand... PERFECTLY...
all the same... that you couldnt tell one from the other...

like dude... the guy was NUTS...
AND... he doesnt smoke the shit hahahaha
he rolled we smoked...
he rolled quicker than we smoked :S hahahah
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  #32 (permalink)  
Old Nov 09, 04
Steve II Da O
 
Join Date: Nov 2003
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Originally Posted by BrownThug
id give myself a 10 when im sober...and a 2 when im fucked....
haha I vouch for him on the 2 but Id say a 1 that was a fuckin Ugly joint at Tribecas I was embarassed to smoke it lol
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  #33 (permalink)  
Old Nov 09, 04
Hardcore Til I Die
 
Join Date: Jul 2004
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i cant even pack a bowl :(
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  #34 (permalink)  
Old Nov 09, 04
 
Join Date: Jul 2004
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Quote:
Originally Posted by FornoDan
that guy was NUTS
he rolled we smoked...
he rolled quicker than we smoked :S hahahah
oh man ohman I KNOW... i MUST know who he is... maybe i should make a thread.... haha.. who is this man? his joints are top notch, best i ever seen, and consistent! wow.. i WISH someone knew his name.. i would send him a special hat says "best rollR evR"

and ppl can take it however they wish, whoa i guess u guyz dont call it rolling in can, but down here that would be taken a bit diff than bein bout joints.. haha.. but its true when talkin bout his skillz w/ the herbs and tha papers~dis man b tha SHIZ
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Old Nov 09, 04
Simple vs. Retarded
 
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ashes
looks ARE only half the battle... and hey if ANYONE knows who that guy in the record store is PM i must kno the joint masters name... hahahaha


anyway... yes... if i wasnt at work i'd roll one up right now ta post...

do you use 2 papers? or one?

spliff? or joint?

hash or no hash?

these are IMPORTANT questions as it changes the difficulty of the roll.
haha... AND, yes its all about how tight it is, if its too tight, you can't pull on it, if its too loose, it burns and runs all crazy and u dont even get to smoke the herb u put in there...
well looks are only half of it... but if we took a picture of one of the "master"'s joints... hahah fuck... the other half wouldnt be needed...

PLUS if you use a joint roller... come out with a perfect cig lookin thing...
it could EASILY suck depending on packability...

lately im deleafing my bud leaf by leaf... packing it in a loose joint... shoving in a (thicker paper/cardboard like) filter and packing it into a tighter joint...

when i use scissors or bud busters i just dont get the same results.

it also depends on the weed...


either way...
get a bong :D
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  #36 (permalink)  
Old Nov 09, 04
 
Join Date: Jul 2004
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aww hells yes... but lately i been goin for the most dankest type-a spliff i found yet... mmmMMMMmmmm tasty too...

YOU need FOUR THINGS

> dank dizzzank herbs

> opium

>nice tobacco

>hash
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  #37 (permalink)  
Old Nov 09, 04
Mistah Boom Tastic
 
Join Date: Apr 2004
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Quote:
Originally Posted by SteveO13
haha I vouch for him on the 2 but Id say a 1 that was a fuckin Ugly joint at Tribecas I was embarassed to smoke it lol
hahahah come on dude....i was drunk already hahah
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  #38 (permalink)  
Old Nov 09, 04
b-FlUId N-LoseIt-nMusic
 
Join Date: Jul 2004
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I couldnt roll worth a damm years ago.

but then my ex she taught me how to roll - taught me a few tricks of the trade - and Ive been rolling perfect joints since!! its nice to be able to roll fattys, or king pinners if need be, on command. its funny back a while ago I could only pregnant doobies or crap. but its sweet now.

only time i cant roll is if Im really really drunk, like unable to walk drunk - or uber fried - even then I can usually tho

:D
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Old Nov 09, 04
Mistah Boom Tastic
 
Join Date: Apr 2004
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i used to have the nicest pipe...but it broke into liek 3 pieces...i fixed it, then it broek again and it was unfixable...so i started rolling....joints get me hihger nd of...i dunon....
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Old Nov 09, 04
raver
 
Join Date: Oct 2004
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joints ate the best i think, but pipes are good when u havta be fast. i suck at rolling..i do it the bitch way, but my friends are pretty good. have u guys ever noticed that using visine makes u less high? i swear its truuue
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  #41 (permalink)  
Old Nov 09, 04
Blazeking
 
Join Date: Jan 2004
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Im not 2 bad ... I would give myself an 8 sober or fucked.
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  #42 (permalink)  
Old Nov 09, 04
poppin' my colla
 
Join Date: Apr 2004
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i give myself a ten, any kind of paper, fuck I could roll a perfect joint in loose leaf if I had to, no wrinkles, creases, filter or no filter..not to brag or anything, but I take pride in my shit...

practice practice practice....
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  #43 (permalink)  
Old Nov 10, 04
benz and a backpack
 
Join Date: Feb 2004
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i roll average joints, but i can roll completely perfect blunts.
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  #44 (permalink)  
Old Nov 10, 04
 
Join Date: Jul 2004
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i got good at rolling when i left my piece at my dads and he was gonna bring my purse (that it was in) back across the ferry from bi-wa for me to my new house, he was "putting my keys" back in my purse, sure yeah okay, and "smelled something", and found it and my sack... didn't wanna bring it across the ferry cuz of dogs and shit... and so he basically jacked it.. i ahvent heard another werd about it.. .ridiculous, i think he used it to smoke all my shit...
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  #45 (permalink)  
Old Nov 10, 04
ultimatebet.com
 
Join Date: Jun 2002
meth0dical will become famous soon enough
lol how hard is it to roll? spread bud, roll roll tuck roll lick done.
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  #46 (permalink)  
Old Nov 10, 04
 
Join Date: Jul 2004
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Originally Posted by meth0dical
lol how hard is it to roll? spread bud, roll roll tuck roll lick done.
i'd like to see a pic of ur joint done just like that.. see what exactly u think a good one looks like...
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  #47 (permalink)  
Old Nov 10, 04
ultimatebet.com
 
Join Date: Jun 2002
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if i cared enough to prove my joint rolling worthiness i would roll one up and take a pic, but i dont really feel the need to justify myself to you. how much more is there to rolling a joint anyways?
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  #48 (permalink)  
Old Nov 10, 04
 
Join Date: Jul 2004
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alot, s'bout the tightness, the shape, all sorts of things... whatever, ur grumpy and that makes me sad for you.. im not trying to single you out and be like, oh listen bitch show me ur joint, cause i could care less if u can roll well or not... i'd just like ta see some of people's work thats all....


dont gotta be so freakin confrontational, for christs sakes.
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  #49 (permalink)  
Old Nov 10, 04
Troublist
 
Join Date: Apr 2003
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I'm very good at rolling joints. I can roll one anywhere, anytime. The friends that I grew up with never really learned how to properly roll joints because they would make me do it. I love rolling. It's so calming. I find that if I'm angry and I have to roll up a nice phat doobie, my anger sorta melts. Maybe it's the thought that I was about to get nice and ripped. Whatever it is I enjoy it. There's always that sense of self accomplishment when you finish rolling and take a look at it and you notice that you've rolled an almost perfect joint. I'd say i was a 9 on the rolling scale.
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Old Nov 10, 04
[RooЯ]pure glass
 
Join Date: Oct 2002
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hey, we're not in highschool. no one cares if you can't roll.

also, no one cares if you can roll.

that is all.
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