You Know You Are A Pothead !!

[PARTYGIRLSTAYC]

You think the song "Truckin'" by the Grateful Dead should replace the national anthem.

Your music collection is worth more than your vehicle.

Your bong is taller than your dog.

It takes you more than 30 minutes to roll a joint.

You set your wedding date for 4/20.

You take off April 20th every year and treat it as a holiday.

You spent your last bit of money to score some herbs and don't have enough gas money to get home but you don't care.

You start every sentence with - uhhh!.

You intentionally roll seeds in your joints on independence day so you can hear the popping because you don't have money to buy fireworks.

You eat at Taco Bell more than 8 times a week.

You wear sunglasses at night, and see better.

You go to the corner store and the clerk automatically tosses a pack of rolling papers on the counter.

Your pot tray is fuller than your refrigerator.

Your bong gets washed more than your dishes.

You sell your car for gas money

You are the only tobacco smoker in the room and you look at the cigarette in the ashtray and ask, "Is that my cigarette?"

You're eating something on your way home thinking about what you're gonna eat when you get home!

Every cylinderical object you see, turns into plans on a new smoking device....

Just to be religous, you observe 4:20 in every time zone.

Someone has ever come up to you on the street and said "Hi" and you said "Yep."

You thought the ebola virus was a type of weed.

You think being stoned to death would be a damn good way to go out.

You have ever smoked pot before 8 o'clock in the morning.

You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other pothead friends.

[ebbomega]

Originally Posted by PARTYGIRLSTAYC

You think the song "Truckin'" by the Grateful Dead should replace the national anthem.

No way. It should be Weed In The Kitchen by the Pubahs.

Your music collection is worth more than your vehicle.

.... Vehicle?

Your bong is taller than your dog.

Guilty, except it's my roommate's bong, and it comes up to my hips.

It takes you more than 30 minutes to roll a joint.

Woah. Woah woah woah. Kinda got that wrong, eh? From grind to light I'm about 30 seconds.

You set your wedding date for 4/20.

My watch used to beep at 4:20. Now it beeps at 5:23

You spent your last bit of money to score some herbs and don't have enough gas money to get home but you don't care.

Truth. This is exactly _WHY_ I don't have a vehicle. Gas money cuts in on herb.

You start every sentence with - uhhh!.

And its Hyperactive cousin "yeaaaaaaaaahhhh....."

You eat at Taco Bell more than 8 times a week.

Every stoner in Duncan must know the following:
- Sevo's open 24 hours. One by the townhouse, one across from Safeway, One up by Duncan El. Mishes to either one acceptable at any hour. Catch the one on TCH (Safeway) at 3am and you might be able to hang out with Will. Let him play "Guess what drug you're high on." He loves that game.
- Wendy's closes at midnight. Drive-through Window closes at 1.
- Centennial Park
- Subway open till 2.
- Timmy Ho's 24 hours. Not on Christmas.
- Centennial Park
- Superstore closed at 10. Not because this is any kind of epicentre of drug culture, but that half of us either work there or have at one point.
- Centennial Park

You wear sunglasses at night, and see better.

I take special solace in the Corey Hart track. Also makes for a great tune to sing in Mexican Hotboxes. (Jamaican, Hawaiian, whatever. Pot + Hot shower)

You go to the corner store and the clerk automatically tosses a pack of rolling papers on the counter.

"Blueberry Juicy Jays?"
- Chick at Hank's.

Just to be religous, you observe 4:20 in every time zone.

What a fucking killer idea!

Someone has ever come up to you on the street and said "Hi" and you said "Yep."

Yeah, but it'll be because I think they asked me a question. Fucking pot.

You have ever smoked pot before 8 o'clock in the morning.

All the time. But it's usually because I haven't gone to bed yet. C'mon. I'm a stoner. I wanna sleep in till noon!

[PARTYGIRLSTAYC]

^^^lol..you really looked over that list carefully..Now I know you are a true stoner..Congrats..

[Behn]

have to say most of the above apply to me :somatic: all this talk about weed makes me wanna burn one down :127:

[Canar]

all that list and nothing about cooking pot?

maybe add something like:

"you have more pot recipes than dinner recipes."

"your only desserts are pot brownies."

i dunno. someone else come up with a few. i'm stoned.

[FeelGood]

Originally Posted by PARTYGIRLSTAYC

You have ever smoked pot before 8 o'clock in the morning.

Only after every rave so I can sleep :D

[PARTYGIRLSTAYC]

Puff Puff Pass :)

[~stimulous~]

Originally Posted by PARTYGIRLSTAYC

You're eating something on your way home thinking about what you're gonna eat when you get home!.

mmmmmm....food.....i like to cook when i'm high. the longer it takes, the better it tastes!