The wake-and-bake power yawn.
Fuck yeah.
Your body starts kinda twitching, you feel the need to stretch out your muscles.
You start inhaling, your eyes start watering.
Eventually you just stand up quickly so the stoned-combined-with-headrush kicks in.
And you fucking yawn for like a minute straight, stretching your entire body, muscles you weren't even sure you had.
After a couple of secs, the headrush makes you sit back the fuck down (be near a fucking couch or something). Body twitches like crazy, you might black out for a couple seconds - typical headrush stuff, and you go back to a couple more big mouth-only yawns.
Afterwards, you've got a bit more mucus collection going on (go blow your nose) and you might want some visine or something.
God, that 30 seconds after you black out though is trippy. Be listening to music while you do this.
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