quiffing

[LiAnnTsei'sAudi]

hi

uhhh i'm not sure if guys know about this, but uh does anyone ELSE have a problem with quiffing?! cuz i think they're fucking hilarious but i'm not sure if the guys know the difference between a quiff and really watery juicey fart. How the hell are u supposed 2 prevent them from happeng anyways? am i just really gross?
hmmmmm
Should we be embarrassed? or should we try to make them part of our daily routine?

kekeke i'm weird

ok bye

ps. some btwn me and technobabe has been going on for a LONG time mUHAHHAHAHA

[Psycho-RavEr]

AHAHHAHAHAHA LEA... man u hillarious... finnally u start postin... hahahha quiffing... hahaha yeah i get that too... kinda bubbly sumtimes.... *HUGZ*

:050:...xoxo...:050:

[lil_thong]

that's really gross. remind me not to meet u...ergg....
juss kidding. juss....don't shake my hand..

[LiAnnTsei'sAudi]

eh? how does that make u not want 2 shake my hand? i'm not manually inserting air in there
i just wanted 2 know if guys knew what those farty noises are
kekekek
heheh guy quiffs
HAHAHAHAHAH it's funny when they actually fart when they jiz
cuz guy farts are SOOO putrid

zat iz alll

heheh
anyways,
me and technobabe have 2 go play with a frozen cucmber now
MEHEHEHEH

LotsaLuvLea =0)

[~lazee_grrl~]

hahhaa....hey Lea...
ur already having fun posting!!..
okok...maybe its just me but wut are quiffs?:023:

[MC Hammered]

Have you girls tried kegel excercises?

Do enough of them and you are supposed to be able to crack open walnuts!

[~lazee_grrl~]

Originally posted by mchammered
Have you girls tried kegel excercises?
Do enough of them and you are supposed to be able to crack open walnuts!

hahhahhaa..wut??...
wut are kegal exercises?:029:

[Cowboy]

im pretty sure those are the excercises u use to strengthen ur cunt muscles...(ha..ive actually called people that...u fuckin cunt muscle..haha that's gold)
but yeah don't u do thme by stopin and going when u pee...guys can do them to....

but yeah quiffs...i don't think thats the actual name for it but whatever...im jus gonna call them vaginal farts..hehe...that happened often wit my ex...she used to get so embarrassed..i never really cared...i mean obviously...im a little more concentrated on other things...but they are kinda funny....it's exactly that...air gettin packed in....it's gotta go somewhere right...but be careful wit dem cucumbers...i can see ya packin some massive air wit those puppies..haha..now that would be some crazy ass bloatage...

corrie

[techno_babe]

hahaha yagle quiffs are the funniess ish alive
ahahha

doode! the air's gotta go somewhere! right?

and yes workin vaginal muscles isn't such a bad idea
haha

do guys like it when we contract the muscles while their willie is still in there?

i think its cool!
:029:

anyways...ya quiffs.... so funny .... such a relief....

:050:

cowboy~ yes true about the bloatage but ain't that worth it?
hha no guy has beaten the cucumbers in my life yet!!!!

bhwhahaha

[LiAnnTsei'sAudi]

Ohhhhh so ya do kegels to get rid of that eh? heheh cool
i do those during physics and stats
cuz those classes are SOOOO boring!!!
heheh

spaaaaaaaanx babes


LotsaLuvLea

[Cowboy]

omg!!
u weren't jokin about the cucumbers..hahahh..thats CRAZY...hmmm..now that i think about it...i think being a girl would be hella fun...

corrie

[Diaper Rash]

Hey, leeeea! i think "vaginal farts" are rather beautiful! They are basically products of our delicate vaginal milieu and maybe they're just tryin' to communicate with the CUCUMBER, and tell him it's about time to stop blowing his impotent airbubbles in and get done already!:032: .....That sounded really rotten didn't it? heheheh ....I'm weird and discusting too :029: but really I find quiffs to be the funniest thing man and I dont think exercises would help us! they would just make our Ginas stronger and capable to blow the air farther away! :030: okay ...fuck i dunno what im talkin about so ...bye


P.S: I think you should write a vagina monologue about all of this!!!:061:
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[mister-peenutt]

damn corrie you're right!

haha i wouldn't leave the house if i was a gurl for a day! haha or maabee i would.. probably not for awhile though!:026:

[techno_babe]

diaper rash

bhwhahahahh GINAS

GEEVERS hahaha buddy!

omg we're soooo wierd..i wonder what ppl think of us
hahahaha

[lil_thong]

LiAnnTsei'sAudi...
lemme guess..are u KOREAN...?

[techno_babe]

hehe no shes not

shes CBC

[rowdy]

I heard u only quiff when ur have a loose pussy?


rowdy*

[techno_babe]

after sex only!

i don't know about loose hole

cuz like i quiffed my first time...so i don't know

let's experiment!

[rowdy]

QUIFF IS A COOL WORD...I'M GONNA NAME MY FIRST BORN CHILD THAT...PUAHAHAH


rowdy*

[techno_babe]

how about Prudith or Bertha!

[rowdy]

naw...i like QUIFF...its unique

its a name that other kids can't make fun of...kids are so mean these days:026:


rowdy*

[Cowboy]

HAHAHAH!!!are u serious!!!id be makin fun of that kid BIG TIME...wit a name like QUIFF u gotta be a fuckin DORK!!hahaah...jj.
haha..quiff..that's a good one..damn...

corrie

[lil_thong]

k, the word QUIFF is juss plain gross. i mean, i'm an easy going guy and all but i dunno..juss the letter combination i guess...i like the WORD: cream..ahh so soothing...or...flare...say it ya'll..creammm..flaarreee...ahhhh i'm done...

[techno_babe]

call it TUFT of air
ahha im stickin with QUIFF

its a wonderful word~

[BeatItFarmer]

It's not true they are fake.....girls are beautiful creatures that don't do anything like that ......excepet it's gross after sex when they do it on u .....haha jk