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Old Jul 09, 02
 
Join Date: Dec 2001
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personal ads -summer 2002!

i was searchin past posts, and found "the cheezy personals" thread started by stabby from last summer...
well since alot of us are newbies and what not, im gonna steal her idea and do it again :D
btw im copyin the format too. yayayaya sorry. im not that original.

so post your info!! and a pic if possible too!!


name: christine
aka: starfish, eris
icq: 10827025
age: 19
location: burnaby
sex: female
status: single and lookin.. :Power-P:
height: 5'4"
weight: 115
background: 1/2 japanese, 1/2 chinese
hair: chin length and flips up..dark reddish brown
eyes: brown
religion/belief: none really.. but if i had to choose id say christianity of some sort
job: starbucks

likes: music, my guitar, spinning, photography, painting, coffee, snoboarding, cartoons, postin on f&k... *L*, WEEZER, the color blue, triscuits

dislikes: mosquitos, ants, spiders, bugs in general, snakes, the cold, the dark, people who are ostinatious, cheaters, drivers that turn left.. *LOL*, warped vinyl, tim's denons, coconuts

personality/flaws: happy, outgoing and shy at the same time, silly, innocent, "square".., likes to make a fool outta myself, slightly clingy, overprotective of friends, timid, nervous, paranoid worrywort, sacrafices alot--->becomes bitter sometimes..

what i look for:
- males only... =)
- older, taller, bigger than me
- smart.. preferably college/university, but as long as theyre intellegent thats all that matters..
- personality.. should be sweet and caring.. humor is a must.. sensitive.. crazy, silly..
- cute.. skater boy/surfer boy...
- perfer caucasians.. but not a huge deal...
- someone who enjoys my company...

thats it for now.. ill post a pic later.. :Power-P:
now its your turn!!
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Old Jul 09, 02
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Join Date: Apr 2001
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Want ads are in this section OK!
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Old Jul 09, 02
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Join Date: May 2001
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name: Nathaniel Kristofer
aka: LoveKat
icq: 40501564
age: 26
location: commercial drive (vancouver)
sex: male
status: single and looking
height: 6"
weight: 160
background: german/spanish
hair: dark brown, short, spikey bangs
eyes: blue-green
religion/belief: spiritual
job: student/client care whore

likes: dancing, films, literature, watching skateboarders, cuddling, friendship, writing poetry, listening to music, sleeping, dreaming, meditating, sprituality, cooking, baking, geeking out, tickling, vegetarianism,

dislikes: 133t peoples, negative attitudes

personality/flaws: happy, postive attitude, cutesy, childlike, "innocent", stereotypical candy-kid but without the bracelets and the airheadness, can experience mood swings at times, can become extremely sarcastically plurry when bitter

my ideal person:

boys (of course):

tall
lanky
fun hair, bleached is better, with a cap covering it is the cutest
nice eyes, nice skin, though for some odd reason, a bit of acne is adorable
fun dresser. has somewhat of an original style, but still meshes well enough with me that i can steal his clothes
must have skate shoes or similiar
piercing/tattoos = yumminess!
oh yeah, and if he's on a skateboard, then he's god

but WAY more importantly, personality:

must be sweet and affectionate (though public makeout is a nono unless buried together at a party or something)
must have good taste in films/books (hollywood and stephen king = run far far away)
must have some type of artistic talent (writing, drawing, music)
ambition is a must
must be able to dream
communication
must be prone to snuggles and not be one to try to get me to "grow up"
must be able to give enough time into the relationship
and be open and honest about his feelings


girls, as long as your cute as a button, i'll follow you anywhere

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Old Jul 09, 02
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Join Date: Apr 2001
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name: Michelle Vaillant
aka: Miska
icq: 60458866
age: 19
location: north delta
sex: female
status: single
height: 5'6"
weight: 125
background: french, russian.. some other shit. lol
hair: straight, getting long-ish.. dyed red, naturally brown
eyes: "sunflower".. green with a ring of blue around the outside, and flecks of yellow/gold around the pupil
religion/belief: religion has too many restrictions. I'm very spiritual.
job: Cineplex Odeon

likes: summer, hiking, the beastie boys, skater boys, dancing, ice cream, lip gloss, american eagle outfitters, shuswap lake, weed, empire records, astrology, singing.

dislikes: falling, lonliness, immature people that try to act mature, people that sing off key.

personality/flaws: happy, positive, laid back, independant, perfectionist, open minded, shy.

what i look for:
- someone to make me laugh
- my height or taller.
- someone i can carry an intelligent conversation with
- nice shoes are a bonus :)
- i'm a sucker for skater boys
- a little spontaneity is nice once in a while, so no one completely boring.
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Old Jul 09, 02
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name: bob
status: hungry
looking for: HAMBURGERS AND REEZO'S BBQ CHICKEN

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Old Jul 09, 02
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Join Date: Apr 2001
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^^^^ I think you have a typo there.

I think it's horny not hungry.
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Old Jul 09, 02
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^^^i think you're wrong
i clearly remember masturbating before i posted that

my boyfriend surely would not appreciate me posting a want ad OK

SWM seeks SAFw/B!!!!!!!!B N~~~~~A!!! BOOFTYLWOTB :D~~~
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Old Jul 09, 02
GIRLS ! GIRLS !! GIRLS !!
 
Join Date: Jul 2001
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Name : Tim Da Reez
Age : Sexual Prime
Weight : Pretty light kid
Height : 5'9"
Status : Fiending
Background : Reez ( Rice )
Religon : A VERY BADDDD CATHOLIC
Location : Burnaby
Job : A&B Sound ( Sellin computers )
Music Preference : Florida Breaks, Electro Breaks, Funky Breaks, Disco, RnB, HipHop
Fav Sex Position : ..... Too hard to explain

Hobbies : Findin Fiegs, Smokin Chron, Spinnin, Drivin around, Munchin, Illin n Chillin ..... i dunno whatelse..... dancin ... breakin....

Turn Ons:
"TUMMIES, TUMMIES, TUMMIES " My Biggest FetiSh iz A SeXy HoT TiGHT TumMy On A giRl :P ummMM a GirL who shAreS the SamE inTEresTz ! whO won'T scRew OVeR guYz !! A GiRL Who LiKeZ to HaVe FuN !! AlSo to Be THemsElveS !! ToO CaRe aS muCh aS A GuY CaREz AboUT yoU !! THONGZ ! WOW ! THONGZ aRE dA shIT ! EspeCialLLy wHeN yoU geT a LittLE peEk aT whAt KiNd of THOng A giRl iS weArInG DAMN ! ohhh And SHEz GOtTa Be A NYMPHO !!!!! DefINetLY ! A GIRL WHO CAN BE HERSELF !!!! aND kNOwz HOW tO bE frEE !!!

Turn Offs:
a GiRl WhO dOEs The OpPoSitE of ThE aBOVe !! pluS a SlUT !!!! anD a GiRl whO knOWz shEz alL daT and FlaUntz iT !!! WhO coMPlaIns and DoeS NoT unDerSTAnD ! whO iS oNE stUBBorN aSS BiTCH !!! TheY drIVe mE bONKeRs !!!

If left alone on a deserted island, I would take:
A giRl oF coURsE :P

If there was only 10 minutes left until the end of the world, my last act would be:
To FuCk dA shiT oUt of A girL !!!
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Old Jul 10, 02
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Join Date: Jun 2002
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Name:Giancarlo (pronounced like Jhoncarlo)
aka:Guice (Juice, spelt with G cause of my name)
MSN:[email protected] (e-mail also)
Age:17 (turning 18 on Augugst 14)
Location:Burnanby
Sex:Male
Status:Single and kinda looking
Music:Breaks(I luv'em), Rap, House(all kinds),DnB

Height: 5'10''
Weight:155lbs
Background:Full Italian
Hair:Brown with some blond streaks left (slicked down with
fliped up bangs)
Eyes:Brown
Religion:Catholic
Job:Residential Electrical Helper

Likes:Partying (both house and raves), Dancing (raving, especially to Breaks and DnB), Smoking weed (everyday), drinking, playing soccer (have been of 13 years), good dancers, working out

Dislikes:Shitty attitudes (biggest pet peeve), Sketching (oh God its gross), Flaunting girls, annoying people ( I mean real anoying)

Turn-ons:Real sweet girls, hot girls, girls who tare up the dance floor, chicks who blaze, and chillin chicks

Personality/Flaws:Shy (at first, gets comfortable fast), easy going, funny, paranoid of cops,

What I look for in a girl:
Real sweet
doesn't have to be unbelievable but good looking
has to be crazy over me
She has to be cool about me smoking weed
and understand I need to spend time with my boys also
basically a down ass chick

Previous Parties:Millenium 2001, heartbreakers, ImixII, Cov-Rotv, Nasty 3, Summerlove-10 year anni, Spooky 6, Experience 2002, Staight-Up, Wett, Twisted, BP2, Kick-It.........Next:Apex, Summerlove

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Old Jul 10, 02
break dance, not hearts
 
Join Date: Sep 2001
bebu*funfun will become famous soon enough
Re: personal ads -summer 2002!



name: beverley w _ _ g...take a WILD guess
aka: bebu, funfun, bevinator, pinker, BEV
icq: 126629020
age: sweet 16
location: richmond
sex: female
status: flying solo and no help needed.
height: 5'5" and GROWING! wooohoo
weight: 110
background: full chinky who speaks cantonese yo!
hair: long hair...right under my boobies. blackish/redish/brownish.. dye it way too much.
eyes: they're so pink that they're brown.
religion/belief: christian i believe... eekz
job: silvercity riverport! do u want butter in your popcorn for 50 cents extra or becel margarine for free?

wut i "heart": pink, boys, dancing, dancing, dancing, smiling, being me, blaring sun, adrenelyn rushes, candy, menthol smokes, TUMMYS, half tops, basketball, volleyball, being in charge, hats/headgear, sleeeeeep, breaks, speed garage, dnb/jungle, hiphop, rnb and lotslotslots more stuff.

wut i think is evil to the maximus: eggplant, annoying pain, acne, living so far away, me being so young, shit starters, PPL WHO FUCKING JUDGE U, green, brown, feet, chemistry, gagging, ppl that depend on others (BE INDEPENDENT FOR HEAVENSAKES!!) and lotslots more as well.

wut i look for in a special companion: someone who has a cool down to earth laid back personality, decent looks, cute hair style (messy spikey *thumbs way up*), understands, funny, wouldnt mind being my bestfriend at times, a cute smile and someone who would love me for me. i want a bestfriend type of bf..neone out there?? pleaseee?

fetishiesss:
-TUMMY! gawd damn i can fall in love for a guy for his tummy...LOL jokies, but seriously i can't get enuff for tummys..toned hairless ones are perferred.
-smells good...mmmmmmmmmmmmm
-im a sucker for a guy who drives a nice car....its sad but true
-BBOYS!! or just wicked dancers......aaaaaahh droolage. footwork totally attracts me...mmmmm yummay
-asian guys...but surprisingly its not that heavy nemore, tehehe cuz lil bev lushes a non asian guy right now! :035:

warning- im weird...seriously i am. workin on normalling myself right now.

sOWYS pics are all fuked up...meet me in person to see my beauty *PUKES AND GAGS*

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Old Jul 10, 02
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Join Date: Jan 2001
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name: stabby
aka: stabmyhead
icq: leave me alone
age: 19
location: dislocated
sex: female
status: widowed
height: 5'1 and 1/4, I've actually shrank since grade 8.
weight: 108 lbs
background: Cantonese
hair: I have some hair, it's dark brown
eyes: 2 of them.
religion/belief: atheist.
job: school girl and I make people fat.

likes: video games, computer, irc, dressing up and being anime, robots, RP, comics, Magic: The Gathering

dislikes: humanity, sleep, phones, stupidity, sun (too bright), leaving the house.

personality/flaws: My flaw would be that I'm human.

what i look for:
Nothing, there's nothing that I want that anyone could possibly offer. I'M NOT LOOKING.
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Old Jul 10, 02
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Join Date: Nov 2001
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Re: personal ads -summer 2002!

blH, cuz i have nothing better to do


name: Sean
aka: crackhead,
icq: feck off!
age: 19
location: COQ WHUT!!
sex: MAle
status: single and confused
height: 5'9"
weight: 150
background: 100% dirty drunken mick
hair: messy and brown
eyes: Dark blue
religion/belief: BUDdism
job: office managa la!

likes: dancing, sex, drugs, music, sleep, spending time with friends and people that make me happy :)
dislikes: annoying people, assholes, elitest people who think they know shit, wannabe hardcores, work, racists, happy hardcore, freaks, stupid people

personality/flaws: outgoing, loud, psychotic, friendly, cracked out, funny. sensitive, caring, obnoxious, violent. - i dunno i fullfll the irishman sterotype to a T
- i dun know what im like, youd have to meet me and know me for a while to know what im like

what i look for:
-whatever intrests me at the time.
usaully- dark hair, eyes, skin, but i like fair skinned girls too
-must be, smart, sexy, hot, nice during the day but a freak at night, deffintly needs to be a sweetie, or atleast pleasant to be with, no bitches, must be laid back, open minded, and have a sense of humour, should also be able to deal with or join me in my substance abuse.
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Old Jul 10, 02
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Join Date: Jul 2001
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hmmm this section is doin pretty good....

yes we need a personal's ad here lol !
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Old Jul 10, 02
rockstar
 
Join Date: Apr 2001
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HAHAHHAHAH some guy tried to pick me up over icq because of this.
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Old Jul 10, 02
 
Join Date: Dec 2001
*STARFISH* is on a distinguished road
^^^
*LOL* dittos.. same guy too..
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Old Jul 10, 02
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someguy? or some guy?
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Old Jul 10, 02
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Join Date: Apr 2002
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name: jolene
aka: poohbearhoney
icq: 34071588
age: 20
location: north delta
sex: female
status: single and lookin..
height: 5'5"
weight: does it matter??? to much
background: white
hair: strawberry blond
eyes: brown
religion/belief: none
job: london drugs

likes: music, the vcolor blue, going to the bar, camping, hanging out with friends, drinking, meeting new people, partying at my house, and anything new

dislikes: people who don't believe you when you are telling the truth, bad drivers, old boy friends that can't get over you, annoying ppl...so many more things but to many to write down

personality/flaws: crazy lunitic when i am drunk, outgoing and shy at the same time, likes to make a fool outta myself alot, slightly clingy with alot of ppl, way to overprotective of friends and brother, paranoid about almost everything........

what i look for:
- men.....
- smart..
- personality.. should be sweet and caring.. humor is a must.. sensitive.. crazy, silly..adventourous..likes to party...can take a joke
- cute.. hot...
- perfer caucasians..
- someone who enjoys my company...

and i don't know how to put up a pic so when i figure it out i will:multi:

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Old Jul 10, 02
 
Join Date: Dec 2001
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Quote:
Originally posted by bob:
someguy? or some guy?
some guy.
conor isnt that weird. :c-tard:
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Old Jul 10, 02
rockstar
 
Join Date: Apr 2001
M!SKA has a spectacular aura aboutM!SKA has a spectacular aura about
yes some weird guy. I wonder if he's reading this.. hahahhaha
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Old Jul 10, 02
You know you love me <3
 
Join Date: Apr 2001
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name: Jen
aka: starsprite
icq: I use [email protected]
age: 17 (18 in 3 weeks!)
location: Coquitlam
sex: female
status: single
height: 5'5"
weight: 130
background: Canadian
hair: Blonde, highlighted
eyes: blue
religion/belief: none
job: bootlegger

likes: dancing, cheerleading, partying, teaching, choreographing dance, watermelon, funny ppl, shopping

dislikes: bugs, spiders, snakes, loud noizes, the beeping an alarm clock makes, fake people, liars

personality/flaws: outgoing, loud, kinda crazy, paranoid(especially when on sumthing!!), caring, childish sumtimes but in a fun way.

what i look for: a guy who is hillarious and outgoing, preferably athletic, likes to party and is really laidback and sweet.
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Old Jul 10, 02
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Join Date: Jan 2001
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do i make you randy?

john
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Old Jul 10, 02
Human has GORILLA HEART!
 
Join Date: Jun 2002
[edit_out] is an unknown quantity at this point
name: [edited out]
aka: [edit_out]
icq: [edited out]
age: 19
location: vancouver
sex: male
status: alive
height: 5'8"
weight: 140
background: plays well with others, work skills need improvement
hair: brown
eyes: blue [grey]
religion/belief: only in stupidity
job: crappy

likes: AMD, Ampeg, Sloan, Maho Tsukai Tai, Toshiba, Propellerhead, Creative, Marijuana, ABIT, Ministry of Sound, Reznor, Akai, Schrabb, Roland, Yamaha, Mission, AFX...

dislikes: babies [they turn into people you know]...

personality/flaws: the usual human kind of crap

what i look for: mostly my glasses and my wallet.
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Old Jul 11, 02
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Join Date: Nov 2001
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name: wk
aka: c.a.d (=
icq: not particularly
age: is getting older with every yr.
location: 49"17' & -123"07'
sex: whenever I feel like it
and whatever I feel like to be
status: disembodied
height: just 1" of being a midget
weight: does not matter
background: from the southeast
hair: I do have now
eyes: brown

likes: the unknown and everything and nothing at all that makes me laugh

dislikes: mankind for what it has done and the right to live

personality/flaws: everything and nothing at all

what i look for: is amusment
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Old Jul 11, 02
Sofa King Cool
 
Join Date: Jul 2001
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Quote:
Originally posted by miska:
yes some weird guy. I wonder if he's reading this.. hahahhaha

So you calling me weird now eh!
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Old Jul 11, 02
rockstar
 
Join Date: Apr 2001
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No Chris, you are a dork.
Try to pick me through icq again and i'll knock your teeth out :c-tard:
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