world's comfiest couch and chair!

prozac · #1 (**permalink**) Apr 24, 08

I'm selling my couch and chair because they won't fit into my new apartment. Anyone who has been over can vouch that they are seriously comfy. Big and soft and cushy!

The couch is really long, I'm tall and when I lay on it there is room left over. Great for watching TV or sleeping.

Absolutely no scratches, scuffs, tears, stains or any sign of wear whatsoever. Very clean.

The pattern is not exactly modern, I know, and when I first got them I was not particularly excited about them. However, now that I've lived with them I am very sad to see them go.

I've listed them on CL for $250 but for FNK I will set the selling price at $200. The price reflects the pattern of the upholstery and the fact that they are not "stylish", their quality and condition are impeccable.

Grapes · #2 (**permalink**) Apr 24, 08

Bullshit!

BULLSHIT!

I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE THE WORLD'S COMFIEST COUCH IS!!!

Grapes · #3 (**permalink**) Apr 24, 08

Umm.. Ignore my drunken insolence

Revolver · #4 (**permalink**) Apr 24, 08

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Originally Posted by Grapes

Bullshit!

BULLSHIT!

I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE THE WORLD'S COMFIEST COUCH IS!!!

SO DO I!!!....

and by god allmighty ive be promised dibbs on it when he sells it...

infact ill fight till the death for that fucking thing lol:nuts:

*sidenote*....ya, jessicas furniture is really comfy and good quality...deff worth a re-upholstery job

rawb · #5 (**permalink**) Apr 25, 08

HAVE YOU JAMMED ON IT l

Erin · #6 (**permalink**) Apr 25, 08

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Originally Posted by prozac

I've listed them on CL for $250 but for FNK I will set the selling price at $200.

I love how FNK gets a special price.

Phrenetic · #7 (**permalink**) Apr 25, 08

what kind of dining set defines me as a person?

ash1ee · #8 (**permalink**) Apr 25, 08

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Originally Posted by Grapes

Bullshit!

BULLSHIT!

I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE THE WORLD'S COMFIEST COUCH IS!!!

soooooooo dooooooo iiiiii.

(psst. it's in my living room)

miss.myra · #9 (**permalink**) Apr 25, 08

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Originally Posted by ash1ee

soooooooo dooooooo iiiiii.

(psst. it's in my living room)

aye, it eats me alive!

ash1ee · #10 (**permalink**) Apr 25, 08

it also eats various electronics like remotes and blackberrys.

were we warned of this Grapes?!?

galaxie · #11 (**permalink**) Apr 25, 08

ugly pattern + slip covers = SAVED COUCH

slip covers are dirt cheap!

cubed · #12 (**permalink**) Apr 25, 08

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Originally Posted by Revolver

SO DO I!!!....

and by god allmighty ive be promised dibbs on it when he sells it...

infact ill fight till the death for that fucking thing lol:nuts:

When I decide to break down and buy some new leather couches, Blue is all yours.

tiedye · #13 (**permalink**) Apr 25, 08

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Originally Posted by rawb

HAVE YOU JAMMED ON IT l

Jammed? Raspberry. There's only one man who would dare give me the raspberry. Lone Starr!

tiedye · #14 (**permalink**) Apr 25, 08

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Originally Posted by cubed

When I decide to break down and buy some new leather couches, Blue is all yours.

I'll trade you a box full of unopened packs of baseball cards for it just to thwart Juan's sinister plans.

rawb · #15 (**permalink**) Apr 25, 08

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Originally Posted by tiedye

Jammed? Raspberry. There's only one man who would dare give me the raspberry. Lone Starr!

I GET THIS REFERENCE

--RAWB

ebbomega · #16 (**permalink**) Apr 25, 08

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Originally Posted by rawb

I GET THIS REFERENCE

--RAWB

AT LAST WE MEET FOR THE FIRST TIME FOR THE LAST TIMEl

veN · #17 (**permalink**) Apr 25, 08

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Originally Posted by rawb

I GET THIS REFERENCE

--RAWB

ME TOOOOOOOO!

Grapes · #18 (**permalink**) Apr 25, 08

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Originally Posted by ash1ee

it also eats various electronics like remotes and blackberrys.

were we warned of this Grapes?!?

Once my phone got so far down inside the couch that even though I could hear my ringtone emenating from it, I couldn't figure out how to get it out.

I thought it was an isolated incident but who knows.. maybe it's developed a taste for gadgets.

ebbomega · #19 (**permalink**) Apr 25, 08

This thread needs Pics.

Ash1ee, please post a picture of your couch. Bonus points if it has crudely drawn teeth and googly eyes and says "OM NOM NOM NOM" underneath it.

prozac · #20 (**permalink**) Apr 25, 08

In other news, selling stuff on the internet is always a special little window into the stupidity of others.

Example, the email I get saying "Are you firm at $250?" Well no, I'm not, but what the hell are you wanting me to do, barter with myself for you? yeesh.

bebu*funfun · #21 (**permalink**) Apr 26, 08

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Originally Posted by galaxie

ugly pattern + slip covers = SAVED COUCH

slip covers are dirt cheap!

not DIRT cheap.. im on my way to buy some right now and im anticipating to be spending 150 per couch.. and i have 2. so ya.. i heard they dont tuck in perfectly either and pulls out/bunches up. we'll have to see.

ash1ee · #22 (**permalink**) Apr 26, 08

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Originally Posted by ebbomega

This thread needs Pics.

Ash1ee, please post a picture of your couch. Bonus points if it has crudely drawn teeth and googly eyes and says "OM NOM NOM NOM" underneath it.

cooouuuucccchhhhh.

Grapes · #23 (**permalink**) Apr 26, 08

Why did you turn couchy into a girl.

ebbomega · #24 (**permalink**) Apr 26, 08

THOSE EYES ARE NOT GOOGLY!l

ebbomega · #25 (**permalink**) Apr 26, 08

Guys after posting that I thought of You-Googly and that made me think of Zoolander.