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Old Jun 22, 01
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~*wanted*~

Wanted: A gentleman
Age: ??? (I'll leave this blank for now)
Race: Uh...doesn't really matter...has to have some cultural background
Occupation: Preferably...or some education, at least
Height: Um...5' 8"? and so on...
Weight: No rolly pollies!! Must be somewhat active...
Interests: Has to be open-minded to new things...athletic
Status: Must be *single* ~ No "I will be single bullshit"!!

Any takers??? :Kimmie:
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Old Jun 22, 01
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Awwwww cutie, you're such a beautiful and intelligent girl. Give it some time, be patient, and you'll find your Romeo. *hugs*

Being single isn't nearly as bad as many people make it out to be. I believe it's really important to be able to be single and still feel happy, because it shows that you depend on yourself, instead of depending on others for happiness. That's SO important, because as I'm sure you know, humans are humans. They aren't always there, and don't always come through on their promises.

Anyways, here's my version of your classified ad. :)

Wanted: A sweetheart
Age: 19-24
Race: doesn't matter
Occupation: Educated/Working...shows some sort of direction/has personal goals
Height: preferably taller than me...5'10"ish or more?
Weight: doesn't matter, as long as his inner self is beautiful to me
Interests: has to have some sort of passion, regardless of whether it's cars, acting, sports, cooking, etc. (super bonus for me...I LOVE a guy that can sing)
Status: Must be single from day one. I'm never getting involved in that messy "I'll break up with her" shizz again.

Erica :AZN:
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Old Jun 23, 01
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hehehe remember the other time u were unsure about me>? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA lets see if i'm joking or not this time......
-adam
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Old Jun 23, 01
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Kekeke

Hahahaha...You're so cute Adam...Are you volunteering??? :Kam:

Erica ~ I'm not worried...I just wrote this because I was being silly...Just wanted to see if there were any takers on my ad...I see that Adam was the only one!!! And don't worry, I DO depend on myself...I learned that lesson a long time ago
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Old Jun 23, 01
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haha volunteering? no! i'm expecting some sort of pay from it......hahaha J/J....hahaha [oops] [u know who]
-adam
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Old Jun 23, 01
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Adam...you made me start laughing out loud!!!
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Old Jun 25, 01
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*raises hand and winks*

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Old Jun 25, 01
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Man... if Adam is the only one stepping forward what has this world come to!

I'd step forward myself but I don't reach the minimum height in order to get on the ride. :(
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Old Jun 25, 01
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so would i, but i too dont meet this minimum hieght.... *sigh
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Old Jun 25, 01
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Height is negotiable gentlemen...just as long as you aren't 4' 5" or something...:Kam:
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Old Jun 25, 01
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Well now that the height issue is taken care of, the next thing is this:

"Weight: No rolly pollies!! Must be somewhat active... "

Define active. Does drinking count as a sport?
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Old Jun 25, 01
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WOO HOO

i skateboard and jog... WEEEE ....

(i knew u were picking me up that first day we met at spanish... hehehehe )

hahaha....

ok.. i shutup
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Old Jun 26, 01
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whoa......i leave this post for 2 days and what do i find? hahaha.......i guess we just have to wait for her final decision......
-adam

hahaha
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Old Jun 27, 01
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How about a talent contest? You guys have a talent you can show me? Heeheehee :Kimmie:
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Old Jun 27, 01
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hehe i dont know if my *talent* would be acceptable hahahahaha
-adam

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Old Jun 27, 01
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okie... i can show u my talent...

lets set up a meeting..

lets say..... midnight-ish... my bed???

hehehe....

BAD BOOEY !!! BAD !!!

*grin
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Old Jun 27, 01
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Umm... I can pitch a tent without using my hands while lying on my back. :c-tard:
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Old Jun 27, 01
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Forget all these guys kiMMie, and take MEEEEE!!! :)

I have a LOT of talent...

Specifically in lesb...

Ok.

Nevermind.

Erica :AZN:
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Old Jun 27, 01
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haha. this thread makes me laugh......

heehee...everyone's got such *ahem* talent. i sure as hell wouldn't mind watching this talent show. hehehehehe......:339:
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Old Jun 28, 01
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hey i can give u ur own talent show.......hehehe
-adam
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Old Jun 28, 01
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I can eat a peach for hours...now that's a talent!!!:002:
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Old Jun 28, 01
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MMMMM! Peaches! :001:

They are finger licking good! :PartEkid:
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Old Jun 28, 01
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You can say that again!!!:Kam:
Looks like kimmie hasn't picked anyone yet!!
Wonder if she likes peaches...hahahaha!!
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Old Jun 29, 01
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i can eat puss*cough cough* for hours !
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Old Jun 29, 01
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Haha...that's what I meant:Kam:
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