Selling: Chet

[Chet]

thats right
your friendly neighborhood axe thrower are up for sale
complete with Thoraxe
will accept barters
hardly used
well trained
a few bumps but no rust
bidding starts at 1 Camel

[cheeseburger]

I would bid but u have soccer feet just like me.

[Filo]

i don't got a camel. but i'll bid one llama

[~lazee_grrl~]

damnit..a camel..a llama?

can i bid a donkey?

[Kelster]

i'll bid 2 llamas!!!

[Jingles]

llamas are pricey.....
so I'll change the currency!

5 Rotissaire chickens - and a box of wine
No one can take possesion of said Chet until after Friday night though...

[Courtney]

how about for free????

[Sue Bitch]

i have a white cat named zaboo ma foo

do you do laundry?

[Chet]

ohh the 2 llamas is much more than I though of getting
but I've never been know to turn down a donky or a box of wine
so this is tough
and yes I do do laundry
It's actually a specialty of mine
Jingles is right, final sale is on Sat

[cheeseburger]

i call bluff

hes a cock tease

[mugsy]

i dont have any money, or any exotic goods... hmmm but i could paint you a pretty picture. maybe even two.

[Miss T]

i'll bid this axe AND the woman....

[Chet]

being a fellow axe thrower
that chick is hot
like mullet and trans-am hot

[lildonkey]

So then if i trade myself (donkey) for you like you said, then what would happen? Who would belong to who?

[Chet]

wow
thats intense
I don't know
we would be each others I would guess
it would be so romantic

[lildonkey]

vasoline kind of romantic?

[Chet]

no napalm kind of romantic

[Jingles]

napalm is just the death metal version of vasoline :)

[Chet]

ha ha
mmmmmmm napalm

[Ree Fresh]

are the chetett's included in the chet package deal?

[Chet]

yeah we come as an Item
Chet and the Chettets
kinda like jem and rockets