Wanted: Swedish lesbian with a mouth like a vaccum cleaner!

Flip · #1 (**permalink**) Oct 03, 03

If you are hot, blond swedish and can suck an orange through a garden hose, then do I have a job for you. I'm willing to do you when ever you're horny, feed you sardines as long as you brush you're teeth afterwards. I'll even shop at Ikea if I have to, please rerspond!

stringbeans · #2 (**permalink**) Oct 03, 03

i hear your mom's pretty good at that stuff...

oh snap

(im bored)

Starberry · #3 (**permalink**) Oct 03, 03

...if she's a lesbian...

*Jen*

Flip · #4 (**permalink**) Oct 04, 03

Don't worry, I'm half Lesbian, on my mother's side.

**MC Hammered** · #5 (**permalink**) Oct 04, 03

I'm 100% lesbian.

I love women.