Wanted: Somone who will....

Goat · #1 (**permalink**) Jan 23, 04

Looking for someone to tongue choda in exchange for raunchy sex.
Must be willing to spare 2-6 hours/week.

People with shoulder or lower back hair need not apply.

If this sounds like a suitable postion for you pm for further details, serious enquiries only.

Taddy_Bare · #2 (**permalink**) Jan 23, 04

**sNyx** · #3 (**permalink**) Jan 23, 04

why laugh!? the man is offering up the goods..

I will take mondays, and thrusdays.. 3pm-3:15p

Taddy_Bare · #4 (**permalink**) Jan 23, 04

why laugh? because it's funny. I doubt he really has to post this but then again desperate times call for desperate measures. :P and Mr. Snyx I believe 30mins./weekdoesn't cover his minimum time requirements :( haha

theCliché · #5 (**permalink**) Jan 23, 04

His hand has already rented out this entire week, just him, a bottle of vaseline and a copy of Pretty Woman on VHS

mojo · #6 (**permalink**) Jan 23, 04

vhs...hahah

Goat · #7 (**permalink**) Jan 24, 04

myles, i'll be getting in touch.

i had two responses via pm but after some standard questioning, the asscrack hair decided to be a real turnoff.

still looking.

Lady Dame · #8 (**permalink**) Jan 24, 04

*if only i was single*

[serious contemplation]

Goat · #9 (**permalink**) Jan 25, 04

the position has been filled. thank you to all who responded.

chadwick · #10 (**permalink**) Jan 25, 04

^hahahaha what a thread.........